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Forged from the molten plastic of Shandong China

FORGED FROM THE MOLTEN PLASTIC OF SHANDONG, CHINA.IN THE LOWEST FLOOR OF THE DARKEST BASEMENT, WHERE ONLY TOY PRIZES DARE BE MADE… EXISTS THE MOST POWERFUL ITEM EVER TO BE FOUND IN A BOX OF FROSTED SUGAR DOODLES. THE HYPNO RING.

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[RO] “Lumea habar n-are” -Morometzii

Tu gandeศ™te-te cฤƒ in seara asta eศ™ti undeva ศ™i faci ceva. A doua zi ce zice lumea? Cรขnd te vede: “Salut frate, ce mai faci?” deci รฎn concluzie lumea, habar, n-are. Lumea habar n-are. Asta e o problemฤƒ? Este? De ce nu ศ™tie lumea? Simplu, pentru cฤƒ lumea habar n-are

What Bill Jensen doesn’t like

Things that Bill dislikesIn general Music with naughty language & explicit lyricsPeople saying offensive slurs such as the N-Word and the F-word with the double g’sPeople disrespecting Jesus (e.g. calling him offensive slurs such as the N-word)Hentai (Pronounced Hen-ta-ee), nudity, and other NSFW-related videosPedophilia[43]Pay pay/Pee peeTay taysPeople ranting or making fun of Chuck E Cheese’sPeople…

Hitoshi san’s Japanese Speech.

I’m not even supposed to be here. You have no right to hold me captive. There’s freedom in this country, this is ~~America~~ Japan.

horsemeet girlfriend speech

so you’re girl broke up with you and you’re thinking about how worthless your life is and you’re about to end that shit and end it all I’m gonna tell you what’s gonna happen if you do that shit so she’s getting gangbanged by 10 big ass motherfuckers donkey fucking and they’re all big as…