We must live !
We blended the happiness dripping from a leopard’s dick with the life that tasted like an antelope pussy. We were actually good kids. Our emotions were as soft as a pelican’s ass. Our feelings were as big as Angus balls. And our gaze were as hard as a T-rex cock. We found our love…
Girlfriends fantasy is getting out of hand..
First off, I want to say i know about consent and me(m27) and my girlfriend(f24) communicate well. We’ve been together for over 3 years and pretty much have did everything under the sun. We dipped are toes in BDSM, kamasutra, and other things, but the thing she consistently wants is a rape role play scenario.…
Russian classic translated
My dad regularly cooks really hellish dishes. Well, here’s roughly an average recipe, because there’s a lot of variations. Yesterday’s soup is taken out of the fridge, but it’s not heated up, just heating it is not about my dad. He takes this soup, dumps it into a frying pan and begins to stir fry.…
How on earth do I respond to “I’m horny”
I am very introvert, asexual, autistic, socially anxious and I have no idea how to do human communication
Something happened
So this was just a normal day. I was doing my job by sitting in front of my computer and stealing images online and acting like they were mine (NFTs) but then i got this really REALLY bad stomach ache. it felt like someone ripped out my intestines. I rushed to the toilet thinking this…
HOW TO STOP BEING UGLY 100% NO BS GUIDE
100% ๐ฏ NO BULLSHIT โ๐ฎ๐ฉ๐คฌ GUIDE 1 ! 1๏ธโฃ GROOMING ๐โโ๏ธ IS SO IMPORTANT โผ๏ธ! What do your eyebrows ๐ look like? What shape ๐ด ๐ฅ ๐are they ๐๏ธ? What kind of haircut ๐ matches with your face ๐ฑ? Is your face better for a beard ๐ง or not ๐จโ๐ฆฒ? You do get your haircut…
thats what yo mama said when u born you worthless bitchass nigga