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Neighbour masturbating loudly multiple times a day – I feel violated

England. Title says it all. For context I’m 24F living alone. I’ve lived in my flat for approximately 3 years and never has this issue but recently my neighbour (older man, hermit type) has been masturbating when I’m trying to sleep and again at 8am ish. He does it loudly and it makes me feel…

What to do if your D&D character becomes real?

As the title says, I’ve been having a major problem recently with the current campaign I’ve been playing in, namely that my character, Malthus the divination wizard, has gradually been making more and more independent decisions within the game, without my knowledge or permission. I’ve attempted numerous times to try and get him back on…

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stupid thing that my stupid friend typed out to me

When I saw that video I started to tremble in happiness, I’ve never ever in my life saw something so correcting, right and just it awoken something in me, It has motivated me to go outside and stop playing raid shadow legends, after watching that video for the first time in my life I’ve touched…

I don’t even know the context of this I just found it on twitter

Firstly I’m a white English male not as you put it a “nigga”BLM and all that. Secondly you have in your bio “suicide survivor” like it’s a trophy you stayed alive ffs. Lastly, Get off of the internet and get better bro instead of chatting absolute shit to make yourself happy for a millisecond. Prime…