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e2e but with a lot of QoL added

e2e but with a lot of QoL added oh my fucking god hahahahahahahahahahahah QoL on a 1.12 pack LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO no way bro having a fucking dream what a man hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh oh my fucking god everyone knows there is no version after 1.7.10 surely he wouldn do thisssssssssss HAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH he said fucking kitchen sink pack HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…

negligent discharge

PROTIP: if you own a gun over a year without negligent discharging at least once, you aren’t handling it enough. NDs are a natural part of handling weapons, just like tweaking your back is part of weightlifting and car accidents are part of driving. I ND several times a year because I actually HANDLE and…

Hi every1

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim…

Incest Jokes

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Why are they edging me so hard💢💢💢

Why don’t r/nahopwasrightfuckthis, r/memesopdidnotlike, r/terriblefacebookmemes, r/nothowgirlswork have a hot oily steamy passionate foursome already. Why are are they taesing and edging me so hard with the near infinite crossposting😭

Thank you for finally banning me. Good bye you insufferable cowards.

Hello lobby one or serious debate, wherever I post this. I’m candied apples, the “nsfw artist” you idiots like to call me, im here to tell you that this server had fallen horribly, FC is a soy boy that can’t handle being made fun of for being French and yet will allow at least 1…