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From r/stupidquestions

I get aroused by the idea of being a gay prostitute, but I am otherwise straight. What does that make me? I would never kiss a man or have sex with a man. But the idea of being a gay prostitute turns me on. What am I?

From r/starfield

“Hello, Mrs Very Rich Person. I am someone you have never met before, who are clearly in streetwear and carrying a gun, and clearly do not belong on this luxury liner. I have not even given you my name, nor any reason why I am even speaking to you, or you should be speaking to…

I can’t wait to play Pokemon!

Oh boy! I can’t wait to see off on my new adventure where professor tree lets pick from a selection of 3 water fire or grass Pokémon that evolve twice at level 16 then at 32-36. After I pick the Pokémon something falls from the sky that allows me to use the regions battle gimmick.…


Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is…

What is Cunny, and why is my son so obsessed with it?

Hey, fellow parents of Reddit, I find myself in a perplexing situation and would appreciate your insights and advice. Lately, I’ve noticed my 34-year-old son exhibiting an unusual level of fascination with something called “Cunny.” As a concerned parent, I’m curious to understand what it is and why it seems to have captured his attention…

I made him c*m so hard he couldn’t speak, then he cried. And I loved it.

I (32f) by no means consider myself a blowjob guru. I made a guy cry once before from head but that was probably 10 years ago; he was flushed in the face and visibly embarrassed and kept saying things like “I don’t know why I’m crying, this has never happened before, etc”. This guy’s mental…