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How To Download A Graphics Card For Free!!!

By Matthew 98, you today will be showing you a tutorial on how to download a graphics card for free. So, what a lot of people don’t know is that graphics cards don’t actually have to be a physical device; they can just be a program that you install on your computer, and the physical…

Got Pansed in Gym Class, Everyone Saw My Micropenis

I just turned 17 and i’m entering my senior year of high school in september. I have severe social anxiety, which is not helped by the fact that I basically have a micropenis. I’ve been severely bullied since as long as I can remember. Just over two months ago during swim class two of my…

Brainrot Compilation

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from r/shortguys

5’7” Should I die? 20 years old, I’ve been having a hard time dating. I’m very average looking and most women tell me I’m friend-material, 2 of them went on to date men well over 6 feet (I DO NOT HOLD HATE OR ANGER TOWARDS WOMEN IN ANY WAY, I REPEAT I DO NOT HOLD…

I FUCKING HATE DRUM ROLL IN BRAWL STARS

As the title implies **I FUCKING HATE DRUMROLL**. THIS GAMEMODE IS SUCH ABSOLUTE **BULLSHIT**. IT IS IN NO **FUCKING** WAY FUN IN THE SLIGHTEST, WHEN I PLAY IT I JUST WANT TO END MY LIFE. FIRST OF ALL, THE BRAWLERS ARE ALWAYS **SHIT** BRAWLERS I **NEVER** PLAY. **WHO THE HELL PLAYS PENNY?!** SECOND OF ALL,…

navy seals copypasta (minecraft edition)

What the flip did you just flipping say about me, you little nerd? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the times tables test, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Minecraft bases, and I have over 300 diamonds. I am trained in Minecraft pvp and I’m the top…