⛔️ ⚠️ NEW VIRUS ⚠️ ⛔️ BEWARE

According to statistics 69% of people every year die to a contagious harmful virus – the goblingteese virus. Infamous for damaging the antagonistic muscles in the oesophagus, a person will randomly moan and gag due to inconsistent peristalsis. Considered as not only a dangerous epidermic but is also a social problem, as other beings may conceive the gaging/moaning action to be a form of tease. If you see someone performing actions similar to the virus, stand a distance of at least 420 meters, as the virus is airborne. Stay safe.

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