THERE’S A FUCKING FLY IN MY ROOM
ITS ANNOYING THE FUCK OUT OF ME IT WONT GO THE FUCK AWAY
IVE OPENED EVERY SINGLE WINDOW IN THE APARTMENT SO THAT THEY FLY OUT BUT THEY JUST LOOK OUTSIDE FOR 2 SECONDSS AND COME BACK IN
IM SO TIRED I CANT EVEN KILL IT
IVE BEENS WATTING AT IT WITH A NEWSPAPER FOR THE PAST HOUR AND ITS STILL ALIVE
IT GOT TO THE POINT WHERE I LITERALLY HIT IT DEAD ON WITH A FUCKING HAMMER AND HES STILL FUCKING FLYING AROUND
THRES A FUCKING DENT IN MY WALL AND HES FUCKING BREEZING THROUGH
IM SO PISSED AND T
THERES FUCKING TWO NOW
AS IM TRYPING THERES TWO FUCKING FLIES
THE FUCKER MULTIPLIED HE KNOWS I WANT HIM DEAD
THIS IS FUCKING MISERABLE I HATE FLIES
IM GONNA GO ON A CONQUEST TO SETTLE THE ENTIRE SPECIES INTO EXTINCTION WHEN I GROW UP FUCK FLIES