You’ve heard of writer’s block, but does anyone else suffer from writer’s cock? I simply cannot get the words out unless I’m sporting a monumental erection. Seems like the creative juices just seem to flow better when all the blood vacates my brain and charges straight to my penis. Sometimes I’ll even use my dong to bang away at the keys of my typewriter while drafting my gender-bending teen vampire novel. The toughest part of writing for me is actually holding in my load during a session because I fear that the explosive nature of the orgasm would likely render the machine completely useless.