Breaking News: The U.S. Treasury Has Created an OnlyFans to Raise the Debt Ceiling

Get ready to see the trepussies of your favorite politicians this week because the U.S. Treasury has just taken a scandalous turn to raise the debt ceiling. In a surprising move, the U.S. Treasury has decided to venture into uncharted territories by creating its very own OnlyFans account. As it seems, the Treasury is looking to diversify its income streams, and theyโ€™re pulling out all the stops ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐Ÿ’ฅ

Now, you might be wondering, what could the U.S. Treasury possibly offer on an adult content platform? Well, prepare to witness a side of politicians youโ€™ve never seen before as they shed their tailored suits and step into the realm of sultry, seductive content. Say goodbye to stuffy press conferences and boring policy debates, and hello to a world where power meets pleasure! The trepussies are out, and thereโ€™s no turning back now!

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