Okay guys, I gotta tell you something. It’s kinda crazy but when I was like 13, me and my dad went fishing and I caught this fish. I had this weird feeling, like I was connected to the fish or something. So when my dad told me to throw it back, I couldn’t do it. Instead, I put a rock in the water and kept the fish. Okay, here’s where things get wild… I put the fish down my pants! I know, I know, it’s crazy but hear me out. The fish was really warm and I got a boner from it. It was like it was having its last moments on my dick or something. It was weird but also kinda special to me. And to be honest, I couldn’t stop thinking about it. I even started using it to masturbate! I kept it in my freezer, but my dad found out and he was so disgusted. I had to get rid of the fish, but I can’t stop thinking about it. Sometimes I even feel it when I jack off. It’s kind of messed up, but I can’t help it. Anyone else have any weird experiences like this?