Could YOU jizz on all the women in the world?

If you wanted to jizz on every single women in the world, it would be straight up impossible. According to most scholarly literature, the human body takes about 8 hours to sleep, and that only leaves 16 hours in the day to jizz on women. You also have to consume food to sustain yourself, taking about 30 minutes out, but this can be done during cooldown time (explained later). Assuming jizzing on women is the only thing you did (I.e. you didn’t work or take time off), most men can only jizz at most five times a day, but let’s put the jizzing per day (JpD) at 10, just to keep it from being the limiting factor. If you jizzed on 10 women within 16 hours, you’d be jizzing about once every 1 hour and 30 minutes. The time in between is cooldown time, which is time you would use eating. At this rate, you could only jizz on 70 women a week, or 3,640 women a year. At this rate, it would take you over 1,072,727 years to jizz on all 3,904,727,342 women, but let’s even say you were immortal. By the time 100 years passed, you would have jizzed on 364,000 women. But the problem is, by the end of those 100 years, even if those women were immortal, the population of women would have increased to about 5.5 billion, a population increase of 1.6 billion women. While you were busing jizzing on 400,000 women, 1,600,000,000 new women were born. The leading estimate is that in around 80 years, the population will level out, and that may be true. But what can be said for 1,000,000 years in the future, when you’re only about 72,000 years from jizzing on every woman in the world? This is a truly impossible task that wouldn’t be feasibly possible even if you and all current women on the planet were immortal. In order to accomplish this task in a reasonable lifespan, you’d have to have the superhuman ability of jizzing at 1.55 Hertz, or in other words, 1.55 per second. This is clearly an impossible feat. However, if you wanted to jizz on every woman in the world who wanted you to jizz on them, this would certainly be attainable. For instance, no women want your nasty ass jizz on them, so you’ve already accomplished this task.


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