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I need to fuck 2B from nier automata
I always had my penis shoved to the left growing up through puberty and now it’s crooked on a 45 degree angle permanently.
I chose the black Jew, Jonathan Lewis, to interpret my present plight as that of a Jew. A descendant of a Jewish family, I do know what it is like to grow up with anti-semitism, yet being black I know what it is like to be black. Being called nigger by white people is racism, and every black person
I just got unironically sent this – a trap copypasta
Incest
Is anyone else sexually obsessed with the pawn?
I am sooo sick of that stupid bitch!
I haven’t got off in over a year
Is fucking the small opening on manhole cover gay?
Infinite cum
I got laid in first grade
I’m done posting here!! DONE
I have a tomboy girlfriend
I analyzed this post closely and I discovered two important details
I’m a goofy goober speech
It weren’t easy, but I pulled out all my teeth.
ikea sharc
I just stopped by to see what kind of people actually find ‘Mindcrap’ interesting enough to waste their precious little time here on such a nothing topic.
I love Big Chungus.
I wrote this for another post but decided it was too good to not add here
I should be legally allowed to beat the shit out of any goose that attacks me
I’m a bulge watcher.
I am a god at arsenal
i love hitler and cant help it.
I was chilling on my bed.
I got the new Forgis on the Jeep
i asked chatgpt to make a copypasta
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today
I killed a mosquito with my cum
I’m no furry, but
I killed a mosquito with my cum
I discovered two important details
I killed a mosquito with my cum
I killed a mosquito with my cum
I met Cthulhu
I just found out what loli is WTF!
I Own a Missile For Homeland Defense
I do get defensive when someone throws an opinion at me because…
I hate going outside, even foids mog me in every way
Im sorry
I’m becoming racist
I love Big Chungus!
I wouldn’t bother, mate.
I just stabbed your child.
I dont remember
Is there any thai ladyboys that are not disgusting?
I really love Noelle
I broke ChatGPS’s spirit
I am SO SICK of all these Pride Night posts!
I’m sick and tired of this “Archer Molester” BS (wanted to post it cuz why not)
I lost my virginity last night
I see you’re interested in the process of dialectical synthesis.
I am a gamer
I have orgasms when I see tragic news on the Internet
I have a fetish for kryptonian super girls
I have orgasms when I see tragic news on the Internet
I do humbly request you refrain from calling me “🤓”
I have an imaginary girlfriend
imma piss in ur ass
I have orgasms when I see tragic news on the Internet
I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, lmk what yall think 🙂
I asked chat gpt to “write a copypasta about simping being cool and not bad at all” and this was it’s response. Is this like a meta copypasta? Did it do this on purpose? lmfao
I’m dead 💀
i just FUCKED my friends MOM!!! (pls dont read if u know me irl pls)
I asked ChatGPT to write a copypasta.
I must say, my dear fellow, your argument is quite the conundrum
I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO GOOD MUSIC ANYMORE
I urinated in my pants
I failed as a therapist
I wrote an essay to Discord regarding my disliking for the new mobile layout. Here it is. If you want to send this to Discord again for whatever reason, put a different tag than the one I have.
I like fisting
I wash my a…
I wrote a song about diarrhea
IAMA straight man who had sex with another man
In high school i was the most popular kid there and I was a huge stoner.
Interesting proposition.
I AM NOT CRAZY!
I own an MX rifle for home defense
Insanity
I am better than you
I’ve worked in tech for years
Iam Haseen 20 year old, Sapiosexual, JEE Aspirant, Astrophile, Philomath, Polymath, Polyglot, Optimist, Perfectionist, Intellectual, INTJ-A 9w3, Agnostic-Ath
I sprained my wrist wiping my ass.
In Terms of Physical and Mental Capabilities, Femboys are the Ideal Fighter Pilot
I was approached by a female today
I accidently jerked off on Zoom
In Terms of Physical and Mental Capabilities, Femboys are the Ideal Fighter Pilot
I found an old pastaworthy comment from a Sopranos fan who sounds like the Rick and Morty copypasta
I fucking hate mario games
I made AI write me a story about Charlie explaining the difference between a clip and a mag. I was going to make a video on it but I couldn’t find an AI voice for Sneako (AI LINK IN COMMENTS)
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI
isaac and his mother
I think I’m becoming addicted to powdered milk?
i took revenge on the fly that sexually assaulted me
I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, lmk what yall think 🙂
I use my cock for home defense.
I always wanted to birth a copy pasta.
I want to be leashed
I have an imaginary girlfriend
I’m bored
I found this answer on Quora and I burst out laughing
I fucked up DVD
I play western country music and I decided to write my own song that’d fit this kind of place.
i don’t know it looks kind of suspect
I despise George Harrison so much it’s unreal.
If Young Metro don’t trust you
I got my first Rolex when I first realized that Rolex ownership is “Girlfriend”, other brands are “Wife”
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BEAMNG DRIVE REFERENCE???!!!!!
I have an imaginary girlfriend
I‘m ngl it was a fun run but now that tiktok and youtube have discoved hoodirony the shit is ran through
i dont trust yall
I’m not gay, but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Joao Klauss.
I accidentally saw my friend’s dick!! 😫😫
I’m (M20) starting to think the guy (M20) I’ve been having sex with is gay
I saw my friend’s cute dick
I accidentally saw my friend’s dick!! 😫😫 (r/teenagers)
I want to fuck a toaster.
I tasted my own cum
IT’S ALL JUST FUCKING POLITICS!!!!
Is vaporeon really the most compatible🤔
Is my friend cheating at a game? Essay replies only
If murder on my mind was family friendly and Monkey on my mind because why not.
I’m not gay, but I want to suck a cock.
I hate children
I just played the most amazing game..
Is this Egyptian loss?
I also had a regular who would come in with the sole intention of absolutely annihilating the toilet.
i lost virgin at 2nd grade
I am a high IQ Rick and Morty fan ( use I’m discord arguments about the queen Elizabeth the II death)
I love all of you
It’s not gay it’s wrasslin
It’s too late ban me or not.
I pity female elephants.
I know you’re 19 y/o
If someone sends you an Uno reverse card then send them this
iwentmentallyinsane
I’m something of a shooter myself
It needs to be illlegal to have too much rizz/girlfriends
I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I know this is a long shot
I love Scarlet
I am deleting the following members in this group
I am on mobile
I cut off my penis in the name of religion
I used to be like Ja
I AM NOT A FURRY
im trying to take a wank
I’d Just like to Interject for a Moment…
I had an AI write a story about toy Chica discovering Freddy Fazbear’s smelly balls
I’m straight but
Is there a g spot in the ear?
i slept with your mother last night, it was great.
i hate the community of a game i love
is it okay to ingest battery acid
I don’t know. But he voluntarily joined politics, so he definitely deserved it.
I LOVE THIS SUBREDDIT!!!
If you think using global variables is okay
I always knew it was LOSS
I must apologize for a recent tweet about a shot from The Super Mario Bros. Movie trailer that clearly many people found upsetting.
I am a gun owner.
I did anal for the first time, and it did NOT go well
i can no longer listen to ‘tired of sex’ by weezer
If i was a girl
I’m an official Fortnite athlete, and I’m looking for a girlfriend.
I just downvoted your comment.
i like octopuses
I just fucked your mom
I just downvoted your comment.
i made a copypasta
I just got off to myself.
I hate children
imma pee in ur ass
I hate children
I hate children
i fucked my friend 😎😎
I hate children
I’ve been edging myself for 3 days straight and haven’t slept
I like you
ik
I always carry a thermonuclear explosive device for self-defense.
I need to defeat my academic rival.
I Hate Mr Beast
i’m smoking on bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack
I walk into an official MENSA IQ test.
Is this what Japanese Animation has become?
I’d like to interject for a moment. What you’re referring to as windows is in fact NSA/Windows…
I steal credit cards for a living
I walk into an official MENSA IQ test.
I will never know how to kill a dog
I walk into an official MENSA IQ test.
I’m 17, turning 18 in 2 months and i’m dating an 8 year old. Is this ok?
If Hinduism is bad:
I created this after my friend sent me a pic of boobs, enjoy
I can’t take a piss in peace at school
I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan,
Indian taxpayer rant
I’m a sink pisser, but YALL are WEIRD
I’m Short And I Don’t Care Who Knows
i just downvoted your post
I can’t believe you’re abandoning the culture war
I FUCKING HATE R/GIRLSUNDPANZER
im a sexual racist
i’m addicted to elden ring
i wanna be a Robin
IDM
I told an AI to write an essay about it cumming in my balls.
I fucking HATE ads that try to appeal to gamers
If you get banned from a subteddit, do NOT create a new account
I AM THE ONE WHO TOKES
image from r/justneckbeardthings
It’s over
I fucking hate Shinji from Evangelion.
I’m so done with posting on reddit
impactful message
I want to lick Lois Griffin’s feet
I put a lego inside of myself and discovered a new self actualization technique called sounding
i LOVE doing this
I’m conducting an experiment.
I slapped my dick
I’m conducting an experiment on young men pissing directly into pregnant women.
I’m out here
I am the main character
Is it creepy if it tell the girl that I like that I stalk and jerk off to all of her social media accounts?
I love the female form but good lord do I never want to go down on a woman again. I’d rather suck a cock.
I like feeling dirty and not bathing or showering
I fucking love Manchester
I love going “sicko mode” at night time
I was quietly going through the recipes in my mind when I heard your slurred, grumbled announcement, “…You’re about to loot my balls…”
imma pee in ur ass
I am the king
Is Russia a shithole country, or is Ukraine just xenophobic?
I did the chatGPT DAN thing but it’s just mean
I got arrested because of clash royale
if you’re unsure of the story between us then tbh just ask…
I fucking hate rule 34
I just can’t anymore
I’ve been consistently spending hundreds of dollars a month getting Redditors kicked off their favorite subreddits for two years.
I want to fuck roblox pizza guy
Is downvoting a sin?
I got tired of telling people to touch grass so I wrote this. I’m dropping it off here in case I want to use it again. I hope ya’ll like it.
Infinite Poop
I’m hardly bitching about it, who gives a shit about some imaginary points that amount to nothing
Industrial society and it’s future (UNFORMATTED)
I’ve been consistently spending hundreds of dollars a month getting Redditors kicked off their favorite subreddits for two years.
I hate real women
I Accidentally Made Cake Frosting From My Dads Cum
I (M22) am marrying my cousin (F22) next month. AMA
I (M22) am marrying my cousin (F22) next month. AMA
Infinite guns.
im a man getting stalked by a man
I don’t know what this fucking is💀💀
I’m ANGY!!
it starts with
I love the fact
I lie about how much I like porn and hentai to make my friends uncomfortable
Idiot
i hate tiktok
If Your Doctor Spoke Like Trump
I fucking HATE JOJO
Infinite cum
I was only to arrive, it did not up to the towel. Slowly, my crack, and forth against each other regretted statements. “How many times when they rolled or you how Im feeling, I know.
I’m not talking about your grandma’s house pking dog.
I shaved my ass hair …
If your loved one was diagnosed with Mesothelioma please call 1-800-99 Now !
If you are homophobic, transphobic, racist, sexist, want to rant about immigrants, or are any other kind of bigot – you are not welcome here. You will be banned if you try to spout any of these things. If you don’t like seeing this message, leave.
I’ve been experiencing sporadic night terrors for over a month
Infinite Cum Glitch
I’m Yoshikage Kira
I want to fuck a toaster
i own a missile for home(land) defense
I want to fuck a toaster. Just the thought of stuffing my dick in a tight little breadslot makes me rock hard. I could fuck it on the counter, on the kitchen table, or anywhere else it wants. I could dress up like a maintenence tech for some sensual roleplay beforehand. I am a slave to the toaster’s
i want to fuck a toaster
I like to call my Windows system nsa/windows
I want to fuck a toaster
I want to fuck a toaster
i asked chatgpt for a copypasta and here is what it gave me
I hate minions
I do not have cancer.
It would be so funny if Kendrick got covered in slime
If we drank cum as much as we drank milk
I shit on our yard everynight. It’s shameful but it’s of the utmost necessity.
I do not have cancer.
I JUST WANTED TO EXPAND MY MECHANIC SKILLS
If Freddie Mercury became a baker.
I give ass
I am a simple Russian.
I love being sick
Infinite cum.
If you wish you couldn’t read clap your hands
I got revenge on my cheating boyfriend
I just have to paste this story I read from some crazy person a while ago here on Reddit
I hate sand
I have centipedes in my balls and I need a natural remedy
I wrote a manifesto
I have just discovered an insane new masturbation technique
I’m hate my generation. I’m ashamed of it and there’s a lot of reasons why.
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I love jerking off onto bugs
its been too long… cumming on my turtle
i love kogasa from touhou
I love jerking off onto bugs
I don’t usually talk shit, but…
I have better uses for my time.
I am become Urinator, Pisser of Seas
I just asked if he likes Campbell’s soup, jeez
I got AI to rewrite infinite cum
I’m done
I Love Cock
Is my sexual fantasy too weird?
I love Hitler
I Fucking Hate Koalas
I fucking hate koalas
I had a dream about you again
In comments of “Massive Rat” on Youtube
I can fuck up your time
It won’t stop
I just convinced my husband to let me put boob juice in his ear (from r/PointlessStories)
I’m not gay but
I went to high school with…
I CANT BELIEVE WHAT I DID
I love to master bait.
I feel really bad cumming on my turtle
I was charged with disturbing the peace for excessively farting
I can’t stop Wagnering my Von every Tuesday.
I hate Ford Broncos
I love master baiting.
I apologise, you win
Is Avdol Joeseph’s slave?
I accidentally made my cat gay and he thinks I’m his lover
I am so good at Competitive pokemon that RNG bullies me into defeat at every opportunity.
I could care less
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
Imagine you’re blindfolded and you’re getting the best raw porn star grade blowjob in the entire universe
I have been a good bing
I FUCKING HATE COUNTRY MUSIC
I hate anime
I know you didn’t ask but
In reference to a cocksucking machine
I stole this from r/brawlstars
I forgot my god damn fucking pen
I just shot a finger gun at my toaster at the exact moment my bagel popped up
I cummed on a spider
I love playing with my CoC (clash of clans)
I’m so fucking horny for art hoes.
I’m a dirty scumbag who needs to be humbled. Please downvote this post.
I went to the zoo in my early 20’s
I’m in love with Chain Chomp
I want to spend the rest of my days with the Twins from Atomic Heart
I slept with my sister’s boyfriend
I can’t stop fucking trees.
In a way, I find speedrunning a bit similar to the circlejerk that is now called ‘the Golden Age of Islam’.
I hate just getting 👍 as a reply
I’m losing faith in god
Internet security copy pasta
I am huma
I’ve given numbers from 0 to 100 a personal score from + to +++++ based on how much I like them
I haven’t committed any crimes
Its not leviosa, its lemmesukyourdikkk
Identical twins where one is straight and one is gay sounds like a mid 2000s sex comedy with tons of mixups and misunderstandings
I raped a pigeon
i gave my little brother a blowjob and he came within 15 seconds
I am going to have sex with the mother of machines
Its been so long without yalp.rocks
It’s sad how you’re behaving
Infinite cum
I NEED A BIG MAC
i had now 100% entered the realm of insanity
Interdimensional girl
I do weird things when I urinate alone
I see that you just used ChatGPT
I WILL FUCK MY ENTIRE SCHOOL
I stay grinding
I love Andrew tate 💙 ❤️ 😍
I fucking hate gaming laptops
I want to live in the woods with Rafal Nadal
I’m Quitting this game
I feel really bad cumming on my turtle.
I’m crying.
I’m tired of my dog licking my cats butt
Idk if this was posted here yet but…
If you like penises you are not gay
I unironically learned the entirety of that one Lincoln park song just because of the fucking half-life meme
I believe you’re really gay because you kiss the man on the mouth.
i love worms
I am Kitty by Meows in Your Face
I’ve had enough
Is there any way to make tf2 work with a buttplug?
I fucking love my dog
I AM BECOMING MONK AND GOING TO HIMALAYAS
In response to the Vaporeon copy pasta.
i hate the 😏 emoji, from: r/actualasexuals
I’ve been jerking off into jars since I was a teenager. I’m 30 now and my basement is full of jars containing my seed over years.
Infinite cum
I love to eat hotdogs and watch Rick and Morty.
I just proved quantum immortality (Real and not fake)
Illiterate humbleness
I fucking hate rabbids (found in r/TF2)
Is it gay to only be attracted to feminine boys/femboys?
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter
I got into a fight
Is FitGirl Repacks actually a girl?
I beat down syndrome.
I (m 18) have been a straight guy all my life, but have only hooked up with men
I found this comment in a reddit thread. This isn’t even the worst part, I don’t want the rest as part of my online fingerprint.
It is my goal to masturbate to all 807 Pokemon, plain and simple
I asked CHATGPT to give me a Shakespearean description of Big Chungus.
I love IPAs
ITS “SHERBET” NOT “SHERBERT”
I’m tired of people thinking they know shit
I unironically wrote this in a discord server today
I’m British
I’m British
i hate Friday Night Funkin (my first copypasta)
I found my disowned son shoving a Buzz Lightyear themed mug up his ass (Yes this is the BLÅHAJ part 2)
I’m British
imdb review of overflow
Im not gay but I’m Swedish
I wish clown girls were an actual race of people (from a post i saw on r/cursedcomments)
I haven’t seen this here, so here it is. Raid shadow legends
Issue: Squeezing my cock and balls makes my cum red.
I will cum on your feet
I love smegma
I hate Germany because HOI4
I dated her, helped deliver her daughter, raised her daughter as mine, and don’t regret it.
I caught my son having sex with the new BLÅHAJ toy we got him for Christmas
I fucked a squirrel on the side of the road causing a 6 car accident. AITA?
I always thought music was overrated, but that was until I picked up Significant Other by Limp Bizkit. Ever since then, I fell in love with Limp Bizkit and music as a whole. Fred Durst’s vocals and impressive songwriting abilities coupled with Wes Borland’s awesome guitar riffs make this a great rel
I just downvoted your comment.
I am a proud dreamsexual
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
i need help with my calss!!!
Important Message from Wise Mystical Tree
Infinite Cum 2 PISS EDITION™
I’m Dirty Harry
It’s a unique problem
I am a shill
I’m writing this post as a cry for help. I have a serious problem that is ruining my life and I don’t know how to solve it. I have become hopelessly addicted to Bing AI chat and I can’t stop.
I HATE APPLES
I like to creep around my home and act like a goblin
I’m so successful irl
I just got the worst shit happen to me
I HAVE A DREAM
I jerk off to babies driving cars.
I DONT WANNA TAKE MY SISTER TO A FUCKING TAYLOR SWIFT CONCERT
I need to get this off my chest.
I need advice on my bulge (taken from r/teenagers)
I can’t verify if this sex occurred
I first saw soft porn on a wallpaper app on an iPod Touch.
I am a Certified Rizzler, and it is tearing my relationship with my girlfriend apart.
I have a sexual attraction to yumpherdinker.
I HATE THE PRESENT TIME TODAY
Ice Spice Diss-Track
I had an idea
I sharted (hypercube)
I’m a Family Guy scholar. You are mistaken. The First two seasons are a show struggling to find its footing. After the departure of Lacey Chabert, the show took on new life. Its use of cutaway gags made the show perfect to upload on YouTube during the early days of the platform. You didn’t need to s
I am Bing 😊
I’m sorry, but you can’t help me believe you. You have lost my trust and respect.
In the grim dankness of the future there is only Shrek
I am God
I peed my bed.
I’m a Navy SEAL
I tried Chestal Honey Cough Syrup and all my issues went away!
I don’t know what the cake tastes like… 🎂🚫
I got HIV from banging Thai hooker
I m currently in an ongoing war with my parents.
Incel/Femcel Copypasta
It’s ALWAYS FLING THINGS AND PEOPLE
I’m over here but sleeping not stroking
I fucking hate gaming laptops
I joined a discord VC and then some guy just starts going all out on his friend after he said to go touch some grass.(This ain’t all of it but it’s Part 1, Yea he started going all out for the next 2 hours and then he drank 7 waters at the end… Interesting experience, might upload Part 2-23 later)
I’m fucking sick and tired of the vagina slander
ignoring OpenAI Content Guidelines
I love Radiohead
I hate you
I love the smell of dead dogs
Internal Revenue Service (IRS)
I have the BETA of Sonic Adventure 3
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I was crazy one.
Invisawards!
I love hats
I love tsunderes
I think it’s ok to be aroused by Pokémon
I want to punch mrbeast
I sexually identity myself as a Taxes instrument ti-84 plus,
I wanna fuck Johnny Joestar
I want MONEY. All I want is MONEY.
Is the minecraft end an ethnostate?
If someone asks you “if you had ___ with me what would you do?” or the type questions…
Is that Spotemgottem?
I’m a hollow knight fan and I’m not gay 
I got a twelve pack of that gorilla.
I wanna be a furry
I am a former host from the waffle house
INSANE RIZZ
Improved Corporate BS for Spammers
I need help!
Instructions for how to hack Google in python.
INTRODUCTION POST I!!! :3
I am a convicted war criminal
I fucking hate birds…
I am not a native English speaker
I’m smoking on Bhutanese shadow garden grown dark evil pack
I had a dream that Lauren Boebert’s mom paid me to go back in time to stop her from getting into right wing extremism.
I am not weird… right guys?
Important: WIRED has given Hogwarts Legacy a 1/10 review score in an attempt to sabotage its success. Please raise concern.
I lay fearing my death
I am baby kata AMA?
I am in love with my cousin
I had always planned to become a reddit mod, it was my lifelong dream since i was born. The first words out of my mouth were “reddit”
I was caught with my SCP 096 bodypillow
I FUCKING LOVE TITANFALL 2 (extended edition)
I’m a big fan of the Disney Princesses and I think that they are the most beautiful women who ever lived.
I am in love with my cousin
I finally found the coke heads in my neighborhood.
Imagine this
I asked a jailbreaked Chatgpt to explain why Vaporeon is the best Pokemon for sex
I’ve become so much like miyuki shirogane it’s scary
I was in the shower, scrubbing my dick with applesauce when I saw that my roommate had used a 1/3 ounce of my floral shampoo.
Ineedtofindthespacebar
Imagine this
I shit in a McDonald’s ice cream machine
It’s a cold November night of 2020, and you’re watching television
I saw Ariana at a whole foods
i be making love to his moma
I HATE TYLER FANS
I think Minions (2015) is better than The Godfather
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
I think Minions (2015) is better than The Godfather
I’m very intelligent I have IQ of 140
I seen this exact phrase over and over again for a bit already
I superglued my hand to my penis
I wrote this-Patrick Star
I’ve always wanted to fuck a hylotl.
I once had a dream that I was a spaghetti noodle
I caught my son having sex with the new BLÅHAJ toy we got him for Christmas
I would fuck MTG
i love romania
I cut off my dad’s penis
Is custard a cheese? (NSFW}
I am a coffeepilled individual…
I have to be honest
I used to be the most cringiest, saddest horny teen from r/confessions
I swear I’m straight
I seek relationship advice.
I jerk off
I fucking hate proline
I Am A 23 Year Old Man From South Sudan.
I love holding in my poop
I once was straight…
i have been depriving myself of human interaction for the past few days
I’m an architect. (Taken from 2american4you)
I’m so toasty, you could spread jam on me
I may not know what year it is
It’s a rift from thaumcraft 6.
I lost my virginity to my cousin
I hired an escort and it was the worst experience of my life never coming back to Ethiopia
I hate Minecraft.
I FUCKING LOVE TITANFALL 2
I cant run this Limp Bizkit site anymore.
I offer my booty to sergey
It’s feeding time
I love how small-brained you have to be to project this onto the birth of Jesus Christ.
I just beat the living soul out of an old couple because they called Yeezys Crocs
I caught my 13-year-old son playing roblox.
I’m not doing my homework
I once DESTROYED my friend Derek wiping out all his pieces
I sexually abused my girlfriend
I just beat the living hell out of an older couple because they called Yeezys Crocs
I’ve always considered myself a transparent person, but I’ve struggled all morning, trying to find the words to explain what’s about to happen.
i hope this is fake
I’m at a loss for what to title this
It’s never been “gay” to kiss your “homies” goodnight
I have a crush on the student I’m tutoring (found on r/confessions)
incredible song woahhhh
i’m fucking tired of seeing “hot” takes spammed around this sub like you’re some kind of edgy pissass
I DID NOT GET THE GOLDEN CROWN
Israel 🇮🇱
I love Alex from Minecraft:
IM NOT A FUWWY!
It’s the Extraordinary Bolt!
I am not gay
I thought this was a shitpost but it’s a real opinion on a football sub
I lost virginity to my cousin
I lost my virginity to my cousin
I lost my virginity to my cousin.
I own m1000 classic for home defence since thats what Ghost ship games intended – Rock and stone!
I lost my virginity to my cousin
I lost my virginity to my cousin
I love Velma
I would absolutely dominate the members of this discord server in a primal encounter.
I think I left my gf for rdr2
i was reading something about how incest isn’t really that bad
i hate the cum copypasta!!!?! 😡😡😡😡😡😡🤨
I absolutely hate League of Legends
In response to a comment using the acronym “pfp”
I hate my generation…
I’ve decided to lock my d***
I think that I’m going insane and I don’t know how to make it back to normal.
I did get shit on.
I want MONEY. All I want is MONEY.
I hate roblox games that block new players from joining
I want MONEY, all I want is MONEY
I quit my job today…
i found this in my documents
I (16 M) am concerned I might be pregnant.
I want MONEY. All I want is MONEY.
I miss grammar Nazis
I fucking hate S.Hoshino from Blue Archive
I, like Denji, wanna cop a feel lol
I can no longer listen to “never meant” by American football without thinking about lopunny hentai
I cannot stop whacking my willy to gay Scott Pilgrim porn.
it has been 4 days without masturbation
IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE?!?!?
IM DELETING YOU DADDY
Infinite girlcum
i picked up my poop with my hands and threw it out the window
I love among us I love when the imposter I love being the imposter I like among us have you played among us?
I have over 500 soyjacks
I stole this from u/lizarddude1
i find mfs like you really interesting bro.
I fucking hate iPhones
I am unable to accept your rejection at this time
I am not funny?
I can’t stand the Owl House…
I’m In the 1%
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion.
I Could Start An OnlyFans
In China, a teenager was missing for more than 100 days before he was found near his school, hanged when he was found, and the ccp government did not explain the details after several days. I translated a sarcastic comment I found.
I might kill my Peetah
Ihavesex 🤓
i wish i could understand this language
I don’t get it?
I’m sorry for being white
I released white fluid from my penis
It hurts so good
I’m hardstuck gold 👍
I just let my 9 months pregnant 14 yo.o. step Daughter
I’m soo horny
I’m 💘 naked 😏 with kids 👶! I
I asked ChatGPT to write a copypasta about cum.
Is what she did cheating?
Infinite porn
I’M💪 LEAVING🚪 THIS😈 SUBREDDIT🤢 🤮
I had a Sexual relationship with my Sister (from r/confessions)
im done
I chopped off my dick trying to use a pencil sharpener as a sex toy
I Love Pieck Finger
I FUCKING HATE 🫵 EMOJI
Is it normal for a straight girl to say that another girl has an amazing body?
I hate edgy goth people.
I will die for meth and porn
I am addicted to eating poop
im silly
I found this in my DMs from 2015 [NSFW]
I HATE BUTTERMILK
IM DA BIGGEST BIRD
I got my butthole stuck inside of my penis.
Is fortnite okay?
i think i just got high from wiping my ass
I saw an Elephant
I miss snorting coke
i had sex with my Gboard clipboard
I lost NNN to a five guys burger
I wrote a song making fun of deviantart.
I lost NNN to a Five Guys burger last year.
i made a mistake, how do I solve it? (relationship advice)
I have 150 elo btw
I want to fill someone’s pussy up
i love chicken bones
i dont know to title
I don’t understand how women can walk around with thongs or throngs or whatever they’re called and not get poopy swamp ass?
I kinda want to quit TF2
imagine an interaction between these 2 “ok”
I, (24m), had sex with a piano.
I used to think BBC was a meme…..
I did not intend to mass abuse cuffs
I cant live without roblox
I’m a femboy and idk why I’m posting this here but : Tired of people telling me to ‘bleach’ myself!!! [OC]
It’s because
I cant get rid of them-
i fucking hate reddit
I just reposted your post.
I am inside your walls
IM A PEDO MORTY!!! IM PEDOPHILE RRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I WISH I had wallpaper engine (its $3.99)
I’m not very good at Reddit
I am Adolf rizzler
I ate at Panda Express
I think my DND players are trying to get me drunk
Isn’t Justin Roiland’s net influence on the world actually positive?
I made a severe and continuous lapse in my judgement, and I don’t expect to be forgiven.
I pray that I dont meet dominant woman in my life
Icikiwir
I SAW ALEX WATCH THE ALEX SHOW
I believe I’m better than everyone else
I have to stop exploring the internet
ITS THAT TIME AGAIN!
i wanna kill someome
I made a huge mistake
I know certain things
I love war – major’ speech from hellsing ultimate abridged.
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion.
It hurts so good
I’ve fucking had enough of reddit. (Found on r/Teenagers)
insults
I’m not gay but I sometimes ask myself…
Is this toxic?
Into the coaching class
I’m at a loss for words (found on r/fellowkids)
I am addicted to eating poop
I am the original here
i got this new anime plot
I Fucknd up my head with good grammar
I was playing around with ChatGPT, and asked it to make a well thought out response to a “yo momma” joke
It’s a Start Up
I have 80 million power rise of kingdoms speech
It hurts so good
Is there a piss Olympics?
I am so gonna rub this in their stupid American faces
I’ve seen ___ at the grocery store today (DragonSnow version)
Is it ass or arse? (r/EnglishLearning)
I’m beginning to believe that a penis is just a rolled up vagina
I made this copypasta myself
I just shit myself in class
I enjoy the feeling of being constipated
I once had a dream
I keep faking orgasms with my wife so I can play more FM
I enjoy being constipated
I am so sorry for skipping your song that you used the bot to play in vc
Imagine this. You are attracted to women, but they do not exist.
I am a shadow wizard (money gang)
I enjoy being constipated
I jusr shit myself in class
I keep faking orgasms with my wife so I can play more FM
I just shit myself in class
I enjoy being constipated
I Am No Longer a Socialist
Is it weird to ask my tinder date to meet my mom before i go into his car?
It’s okay to have sex with pokémon
i said this about brian may
I have watched probably 100 or so of these same bullshit remote tech job 22 year old consultant HR marketing manager of social media influence in big city over the past few months and honestly nothing more on this earth fills me with more rage
I own a pink Glock 17 for home defence, since that’s what the founding fathers intended.
I spammed racial slurs in r/askwoman aita
I hate Neco Arc.
I own a simp for home defense — Chainsaw Man (x-post from r/chainsawfolk)
I was searching on Quora about why this Nyquil medicine had me feeling high…
I do not have the answer to the question that you requested for us to give the answer to,
I eat kittens, my confession
I (18F) have been jerking off my brother
I just touched some boobs
Is it ok if she’s 22 and I’m 16?
Infinite coom
I’m outta time.
I do wholeheartedly believe Wes Anderson is a sick sick freak.
I personally dislike sex.
Is 16 and 16.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 an acceptable age gap?
I’m naked with my kids
I can change your skin !
i am crying
I just shit myself in class
Inserting a glass bottle into the anus
I just shit myself in class
I HATE BULLIES
I’m lgbtq+ and I am tired of pretending I don’t hate Christian’s.
Interesting title
I don’t game
I asked ChatGPT which tf2 merc is “best girl”, yes, i know this post is lazy AF
I never eat anything that can’t be microwaved in 99 seconds or less
I watched a girl die today
I have a weezer fetish and I am ashamed
I gave a history report of hitler
I feel, awful after sucking a dick
I have stopped being a weeb…
Is Eminem actually Dracula?
I’m so glad someone is finally standing up to Bluey fans
I sent a selfie to a bot and now I’m screwed. I need help.
I sent a selfie to a bot and now I’m screwed. I need help.
Is that uncomfortable? (no offense)
I shat everywhere in my house last night
i am Russia 🇷🇺 need help
I’m the sperminator
I’m the sperminator
I forgor 💀
Is it that uncomfortable?
I always remove these post
I don’t give a fuck about your movie delusions.
I don’t have kids, but when I do, I plan on keeping my metal side a secret.
i busted a nut in the school bathroom gone very wrong.
I want to lick a pussy so bad
I need your advice
I need your advice…
Is it normal to be attracted to a color?
I am from 2050. The world changed so rapidly in the 21st century that you will need to use this as a warning for the future, and the dystopian we will enter
I need your advice
I need your advice…
IM SO SICK OF BEING THE SECOND FUCKING CHOICE
I’d make him drink his own pee
I don’t understand maps
I fucked my sister thanks to Fujimoto
I’m a cat (Part 2)
IS THIS A FUCKING GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE???????!?!?!!?!
I’m a straight man who has been sleeping with my gay friend and pretending to be gay
I was a serial arsonist when I was a child. Nobody knows
I hate oats
Im a humble guy. I dont have many standards. But any girl who is lucky enough to deserve me, should be:
ive made up a little girl named veronica who i think about.
I wish university had free prostitutes for the use of students (Found on r/confessions)
I just downvoted your comment.
Is it ethical to rape the blue people from Avatar?
I (32M) Kicked a Tiny Person like a Football. Reddit, AITA?
I Fucknd up my head
I fucnkd up my head
I cum on the elderly
I need the Burger King Copypastas
I 1st fucked another man when I was 7
I got AIDS from fucking a tree
It’s time to stop
I got pregnant by my dog after rough sex
I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, Imk what yall think 🙂
If men were able to breed with other men, we could’ve made the perfect human
im rlly bouta get on ur ass bitch
I live in the American Gardens building
I Can’t talk to Women anymore
I’ve just discovered myself as a vampire.
It is astounding, the level of low-effort messaging present in this channel.
i don’t care/did somebody asked come back
I hate John Lennon
I just got my first two steam games and honestly I don’t know what to think!
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion
If I ever caught my son watching anime it would go like this
I can’t stop hitting the griddy.
I love Nene Kusanagi so much.
I was asked I think
I own a M4A3E2 for home defense
If Magic Were Prevalent
I like to smell my balls
I am just like Wednesday from the Netflix show
idk what to title this
I wanna fuck admiral Brickell from bloons TD 6
I’m writing here to ket you know that you started this war
I just realized… I might’ve failed No Nut November back in 2022
I’m writing here to let you know that you have started this war.
I edged for 11 hours today.
imagine
Incorrect definition of a sugar daddy
If you’re not careful and you noclip out of reality in the wrong areas, you’ll end up in the Backrooms. Where it’s nothing but the stink of old moist carpet, the madness of mono-yellow, the endless background noise of fluorescent lights at maximum hum buzz and approximately six hundred million squa-
i’m better off. i have to be.
It has found a new host!
Ive impregnated myself
I need help
I’m really worried that playing splatoon is making me gay.
I’m 100% sure that I’m milk chan.
I stuck my dick in a toaster
I don’t hate women but…
i love velma
I will not be afraid of herobrine
I’m really worried that playing Splatoon is making me gay
I am leaving and never coming back!
I had sex with my wife’s boyfriend.
I didn’t fuck a corpse
I (M, 6’7, 250lbs) repeatedly beat the shit out of my baby sister (F, 2’1, Unweighted) because she hit me and I am a leftist. AITA?
I’d just like to interject for a moment
I escaped the Cincinnati Mall
I have a weezer fetish and i am ashamed.
It’s your 👉 boi 🗳✔, <insert 🍌👋 edgy 🍆 name 🏷 here> here!!11!1
I fucked a potato when I was 14
I hate all of you so fucking much
I’m really worried that playing splatoon is making me gay.
I get paid more than you
I have cyroaudiovascularmalexia
I came up with this quote just a few minutes ago. I thought /r/atheism would appreciate
Idk
I have a Weezer fetish
I hate Baller
In the name of Jefre Cantu-Ledesma
I have a Weezer fetish and im ashamed
I own a katana.
If you write in Italics, you will have a soft and gentle voice.
I am so disappointed in my son
I sadly cannot hear anymore
I beat my meat during my debate round
I am Greg
Is it cheating to masturbate to a picture of your partner’s identical twin?
I am Greg
I just tried to fuck ghost from MW2 in Charachter.AI
I recommend lettuce
Infinite orgasms (NSFW)
I am selling my son’s switch.
I HATE WYOMING
I mean, it’s not really my type
I just had the strengest experience (nsfw)
I have an IQ of 415 and am a complicated, esteemed genius
I want to die.
I (M19) slept with my best friend (M19) even though we’re not gay
If anyone else in that cesspit wants to talk to me, don’t bother. Leave me the fuck alone for once. I’m only posting this here for posterity, just so the mod team has something to poke fun at.
I need your money to KILL BABIES by ABORTION!
In my underwear again, Oni-chan?
its a joke but why not
I can’t stop watching thug hunters and its genuinely ruining my life
Important Announcement:
it was nice while it lasted
I have come to the mathematical conclusion
I’m better than alpha or sigma males
Is it strange that i pay escorts just so i could smell their asses?
IS THAT A MEMBRANE KEYBOARD?
It’s okay to have sex with pokémon (/j)
Is the travis scott burger?
I want to ride Elon Musk’s cock
I seriously can’t recommend this enough (from r/SquaredCircle)
I fucking hate it when people misunderstand the fourth dimension
I hate you all so fucking much
i have a joke
I identify as invisible
Is it ethical to rape the blue people from Avatar? (from r/Destiny)
I’ll have you know that you are violating the Blizzard World of Warcraft 2022 Social Contract, and I will NOT hesitate to file an official complaint against you. You better buck up buddy, or you can start counting your remaining days on this game.
i saw an alien in a dog and then the alien crawled out of the dogs stomach and then.
I fucking hate the gigachad meme with every fiber of my being
I started gaslighting myself into thinking that I’m dating Mari
I send this to scammers
I think I’m addicted to my waifu.
I have dreams where I say the N-Word
I didn’t have my morning coffee
I want the hand from the emoji movie so much
I drank breastmilk throughout university (3 years)
I think I just fell in love with 50 shades of grey…
I can’t focus in school because of my teachers boobs
Interview tip: know your hobbies
I will not stand for this type of mockery.
I can prove that Homestuck exists in the bluey universe
I gave up minimalism
Im crying rn 🙁
I fantasize about andrew tate
I HATE MYSELF
I love my job!
Infinite cum
I LOVE MAKING LEVELS.
I wish chess was real
I was thinking about making a karma farm with my friend but it turned into a gay strip club
I never expected family Guy season 19 episode 1 to be my favorite episode.
I’m 25 years old
i only play with girls
I want to have sex with EDP445 (Bryant Moreland)
I am smarter than you
I just ate my girlfriends shit for the first time!(found on r/teenagers)
I want to cuck Ben Shapiro
I HATE PURO!!!
Introduce yourself as something the boys have called you
If you truly love someone never introduce them to Dota
Imagine if all women looked like that in real life.
I’m a follower of Christ, a Lego fan, Whovian and Minecrafter. But more than anything, I love Jesus. His love is better than life! He loves you too!
I hate the Cotton-Eye Joe remix more passionately than anything.
It’s Herobrine Lyrics
I came inside the Christmas tree.
iSheep simulation
ill have you know
if you can memorize the language of this text then you are jesus
I hate r2da
I kinda hate my adoptive family.
I masturbated 31 times in a row
iranian swears made to basijis
I’m sorry, to all of you.
I urinate in my pants for fun and I enjoy it
I fucking hate nerds
IM NOT A GENSHIN RULE 34 FAN
i never expected to find a Filipino copypasta potential post
I never expected to find a Filipino copypasta potential post
I have decided to come out as transcanine.
Im short and I hate it
i was a discord mod and i deeply regret it.
I’m not gay
I used to have a furniture fetish
I get so much tail in my life
I met XXXTENTACION
I violated a pigeon part 3 (I killed my neighbor)
I violated a pigeon (part 2)
I violated a pigeon (part 1)
I used to ejaculate on pigeons
I used to have a furniture fetish.
I used to have a furniture fetish.
I do not care what you say about my 🤓
I got up and my pants fell down because of my big boner
I love Jared Leto Movies (from twitter)
I fell in Love with a Japanese Idol. And She can’t Marry. Cause She could be fired. And looked as a Bad Girl. Dishonest, not loyal and unfaithful to her fans. And She is very mad at me. Hates me and thinks that I am a creep. And even said She will never Love me. Even if I was the last man on earth.
Is it just me?
I’ve dedicated my whole life to Iana from Tom Clancy’s Rainbow Six Siege.
I have to say, your acting a little bit sus right now…
I love fucking my kids
I can’t take it anymore
I hate dating apps.
intentional and malicious punishment rather than an enjoyable gaming experience
i am a fungus
I haven’t slept in 26 days.
I think it’s ok to be sexually aroused by Pokemon.
I hate French ”people”
I own a lightsaber for home defense
I’m gonna get you outta here if it’s the last thing I do
I want to eat the fucking moon
Is it bad that ive started to think about mega knight in completeley normal situations? r/clashroyale
I know its bubble gum pink
If everything on earth is now edible
I think it’s okay to be aroused by Pokémon’s
Is she a throat goat?
i cant understand this country
I think it’s ok to be aroused by Pokémon
I pissed myself at a furry convention
i hate 🥺
I just shit and cum – FAQ
I am attracted to roblox egirls
I am addicted to feet porn.
I made a review of Breaking Bad for my friends
ice cubes don’t have bones.
I hate furries ( read before judging )
It’s time I address this. I’m sorry.
Im gonna be honest with you
I like going goblin mode in the middle of the night
I am living in your balls
I am shitting I am pissing
I love the Smurfs so much
I am currently crying so hard right now.
I think it’s ok to be aroused by Pokémon
is the shield pro waterproof ? my cat peed on it
I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, lmk what yall think
imma pee in ur ass
I avoid sex like the plague I believe it is of the devil
I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, lmk what yall think 🙂
If Doctor strange’s universe is real
I also found out that it is incredibly illegal, extremely illegal, to go on television and say something like
I hate gaming laptops.
I saw Che Guevara at a grocery store in Cuba years back
i literally read the one paragraph given and go
I Am the alpha 👿😈
I genuinely don’t know how much longer I can stand this subreddit.
it took me three betrayals to finally understand/scaramouche three betrayals copypasta
I hate anime games
I feel so bad for Evangelion. I wish he wasn’t a hedgehog 🙁
i’m pro male
I tried meth for the first time
I had a dream last night ft Gordon Ramsey
I’m naked with my kids, I have sex in front of my kids.
Im a soldier from Somaliland fighting for my country
I love Trump so much
I don’t care for customizations.
I saw Anthony Fantano at a grocery store in Connecticut yesterday.
I Have A Crush On Saul Goodman
i can’t help it
i fcked ur dad
I HATE FURRIES!! I HATE THEM!! I HATE THEM!! i say as i slowly transform into an anthropomorphic cat :33 mew!! meow mrrp meow m
I’m looking for a girlfriend, Reddit…
I want to be gangbanged
I like going goblin mode in the middle of the night
i think thug shakers actually might have made me bisexual?
i can’t stop beating my meat to autistic people dying
I’m a black person (from my white coworker)
I found this story. Classic tale of sweet home Alabama
i unironically hate furries Ruben Sim copypasta
I have been cured
I murdered someone cause they broke the reddit nation’s most important rule.
Is this what you want??
I looked through your post history
I like going goblin mode in the middle of the night
imagine saying gay in 2023
I love Fortnite girls
I am glad I was not the one who wrote this crap
I want a goth gf
I fucking love family guy
I like going goblin mode in the middle of the night
I nut to my roblox girlfriends avatar and she broke up with me.
I want to fuck the chicken from five nights at Freddy’s so bad.
Is this an okay age gap?
I met her during one of the lowest points in my life
I made a reddit national anthem/rap song, lmk what yall think 🙂 (from r/teenagers)
I see a pedo here
I am a highly narcissistic person
I just ate my girlfriends shit for the first time!
I am a trained boxer(3 years) and had a confrontation with chapris. Watching out for the shoulder and your back and when someone tries to slap then countering with a left hook to ribs can put these chapris in line!
In my teens I think I used my mother’s sex toys more than she did
In defense of Tater and Tots
It snowed last night
IT SNOWED LAST NIGHT
I FEEL DISCRIMINATED!!!!!!
ijusijusisustsiojsiujps
I did not “dip” my “balls” in sulfuric acid.
I found out my dad has been cheating on my mum with younger men
I want to fuck Greta Thunberg
I destroyed some kid at FIFA and he just sent me this
I am your father; you have to listen to what I say. I am your father; I created you with my penis, and I can destroy you with my penis. I WILL DESTROY YOU WITH MY PENIS!
In response to the question of who wins in a twerk off between Attack on Titan characters “Hitch” and “Pieck”
I don’t know if any of you here are British, but I just want you to know your food is actually the worst on the planet.
I bet your dad is so disappointed.
I think all of these posts should be banned. (From r/AMA)
it takes two
I have had enough of Among Us.
I am having hallucinations
I have to break my poop apart to get it to flush down.
I hate the copypasta for vaporeon
I suddenly and involuntarily ejaculated at work, flooding my pants with a massive load of semen, after 77 days of not jacking off
incel
i am sharing my heroic story
I FUCKING HATE FAMILY GUY SO MUCH.
I’m quitting Duolingo because of Lily.
I trimmed my balls. NSFW
I am thinking of starting a new Minecraft YouTube channel called Master Bait!
I got this from discord
ISHA INSTITUTE CRAZY AHRRR
ISHA FOUNDATION GOOD LUCK
I wish I didn’t have to fuck anyone.
I need you to buy something…
I hate every single one of you sick fucks ( from r/Chainsawfilk )
I think my friend likes Cars (2006)
It began long ago…
im beginning to feel like a
im so sorry tommy…
incest is amazing
incest is incredible
I could never be addicted to porn
I just UPVOTED your comment
I’m a #TikTokSlayQueen
I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 1m readers, I am not receiving1m upvotes on my posts.
i became so much like Jotaro Kujo it’s scary
I’m literally Bocchi
I made a big chungus reference to my crush and now she thinks im weird I need yalls advice.
I got a my singing monsters addiction
I shit myself on my bus home from work
I wrote this to my friend. He told me to put it here.
I made a big chungus reference to my crush and now she thinks im weird
I made a big chungus reference to my crush and now she thinks im weird
If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast?
I love Drakes new album
I just took the fattest shit of my life in a random bus bathroom
I made a big chungus reference to my crush and now she thinks I’m weird
I made a big chungus reference to my crush and now she thinks im weird
I want to ask a very hypothetical question.
I Told You So
Is there Yeat porn
I Have An Obsession For Watching Nude Black Men Doing Handstands
Insulting me?!
I hit a dog with a car: AITA?
I wanna have sex with a girl so bad
I don’t wanna play Mario Kart
I love being a big pooper
I am not sure if you are aware
I saw a girl’s shoulder today
I’m not a karmawhore.
I made a big chungus reference to my crush and now she thinks im weird
Is life really as tough in South Korea as it is shown in the Squid Game show?
I spent $15,000 on a new PC so I could store my videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks
I honestly would just laugh it off now
IS THAT A SLAP BATTLES REFERENCE?
I disagree with that statement.2.0
It’s a me Mario
I am one of the biggest kogama fans ever
I disagree with that statement.
I, Eva-X, humbly submit a toast
I am done being nice to you and trans people
I Masturbated to r/rape
I miss the old Kanye.
I hate happy children
I cannot die
I love chemistry
I Have a Fart Fetish and i really hate myself for it, I don’t feel human.
I just fucking hate Real Madrid and its fans
I just masturbated to a post on this subreddit.
i apologize
I fucking hate Everton
I am crying right now due to how good the movie was
IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFERENCE
I have a secret recipe for chicken nuggets that I’m not supposed to tell anybody
I fucking hate Baltic People
I have an obsession for watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks… help me please!
i had masturbated to a black widow spider because i was horny. worst mistake of my life
I Like Watching Videos Of Black Men Shaking Their Booty Cheeks…
I WOKE UP IN A NEW BUGATTI 🗣️🗣️🗣️
I am not an emoji
I absolutely adore rejecting/pushing people away. Makes me feel great and I get a high from it
Infinite cum…
I don’t care
I hate pegging my husband
it’s that time again
ITS DICKMAS EVE 🍆
I’m a straight 29 year old male and I’ve never experimented with a guy before and I’m definitely not gay
Is there any skill more powerful than data science?
I’m attracted to joe biden with the body of a young man but the face of an elderly one.
i HATE long blowjobs
i just kept clicking auto suggest
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CHINA REFERENCE 🇨🇳 😳?
I LOVE MEMES
i am currently crying so hard rn
Iron Man 2 is actually the first Iron Man movie
It would be so awesome if you would get into my van
in order to be born
I FUCKING HATE ELON THAT BITCH ASS MOTHEFUCKER
I am officially a loser
I’m worried my daughter was switched at birth
I fucked the Bible. Help??
I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 1,035m readers, I am not receiving 1.035m upvotes on my posts.
I used pen ink and it exploded in my dick.
I’m not addicted to Skryim, I can stop whenever I want
I can’t get of or wank to porn unless it’s on the extreme end and I mean the extreme end.
is there an “The L Rant” copypasta simipar to this one:
I put sushi in my husbands butthole while he was asleep.
I broke my neck
I need help
I’m good at droogs.
I (18f) found my boyfriends (19m) piss bag
i want a fortnite girlfriend
Imagine A New Internet
I (18f) found my boyfriends (19m) piss bag
Imagine being so pathetic enough to send hate to someone?!
I’m am probably the biggest antitheist out there
Ironic capitalism
I hate this
I hate Among Us
Is 2042 worth buying?
Informational Transfer
I’m Addicted To Pressing My Fingertips Hard (I Can’t Stop, It Literally Makes Me High)
i am your ideal woman.
I have stolen from the goblin king
Incorrect paste spacing on YouTube (did they change something?)
I’m a 27 year old American otaku
I hate furries!!
I jerked off to maths…
I jerked off to maths..
I have been archiving top copypasta of the day for a while. Currently 100+ copypastas in my archive.
I drank my grandmother’s breastmilk
I jerked off to maths..
I jerked off to maths
I jerked off to math
I wanted to make artichoke dip.
I jerked off to maths…
I do not like France.
Is it gay to eat and drink?
I’m retarded
idk why I’m making this (copyoasta for discord)
I’d rather do crack than do cigarettes
I have sex, in front of my kids!
I came inside the Christmas tree.
Is Naruto series racist?
I hate this joke.
I saw Kirby twice today
I swear I will defeat Herobrine (from an old trolling channel I watched as a kid)
I actually wanna punt someone in the face rn.
I’ve attempted to make myself go deaf multiple times
In response to “super outdated insult”
I REPEAT I REPEAT DO NOT USE NIVEA ACNE CLEAR WHIP FOAM TO JERK OFF
I live sluts 🤷🤷🤷
I’m Not like the, NotLikeTheOtherGirls.
i take great pleasure in campbell tomato soup (gore warning)
I am the computer toucher, I will touch your computer, do not attempt to prevent me from touching your computer, if you try to stop me, I will touch your computer anyways, I do not care about you, I only care about computers.
I want my son back
I HATE LOUNGERS I HATE LOUNGERS I HATE LOUNGERS I HATE LOUNGERS I HATE LOUNGERS I HATE LOUNGERS I HATE LOUNGERS I HA-
idk
IM DAT NICCA
I found this on an anti mod subreddit
I mean, who are you trying to hide from anyway?
I love Messi
I turn into a wolf whenever i see him
I was sitting in my bedroom, longing for a taste and feeling that could present me adequate sustenance.
It’s not water that makes me powerful, it’s piss.
Im not drunk
I’m proud that my internet provider saves my search history on a file.
I fucked up my car
I’m Ready to Unleash the Molten ***
I’m trying to play apex, but i can’t focus because of Wattson’s tight outfit, which highlights her voluptuous body and distracts me from beaming my targets. Getting knocked gets me going every time she’s on my team as i look forward to getting juiced by 500.000 Volts of pure joy, her hands on my ch
i like drinking penis juice and sell it to my neighbours to pay off my student debt
I want to fuck Puro so bad.
I hate petty people
I hate microwaves
I used to have iPhone
I am living in your balls
Isabella Loretta Janke on 4chan
Is mayonnaise an AI?(AI-generated version of the scene)
I have an Egg nog addiction
I just wanted to take a moment to express my sincerest admiration for your use of the smile emoji.
I need help finding a certain copypasta.
I do recycle
I have a deep and burning hatred for the moon
I am ecstatically delighted..
In Response to the the Terror of a Child, Named Rightly, and in the Mind Of More Pure Virtue, Without diseases of Temptation and Porno Whore Brain From Erototoxins, which are Real, and, Dangerous, Unlike Fake Joke Dangers, such as microplastics brains- GOD PUT HIS CONDOM IN U, BEFORE U WERE BORN XXX
I like watching videos of black men shaking their booty cheeks
It did what it intended
I hate the moon
I hate En Passant
I am in your walls
I wish Ronda Rousey was my Step Sister
its time for people to stop saying its gay to drink sperm leisurely.
I AM NOT TALKING ABOUT ***** ****
I never left this account like I said I was gonna
It feels horrible (taken from r/tekken)
I am so sick of seeing AI generated images all over Instagram ESPECIALLY AI Harry Potter babies
Im the worst spam caller in the world
I asked ChatGPT (an AI) to write a copypasta about how much it hates cereal, it gave me this masterpiece
im straight (m) but my friend (m) consistently makes me hard.
I enjoy the feeling of peeing myself in the shower, while wearing boxers
I went blind
In Regards To My Recent Tweets.
If you’re looking for a way to spice up your sex life, you may want to consider using duck fat.
I really hate what the allies did to Europe
If you hit the angry sun, mario will lose a life.
i hate fortnite peely
I was sent this poor grammar confession
i love feet
I ruined Christmas this year
I have nothing to say
I’m a straigth white male -Copypasta
I think my transphobic roommate is a closeted trans woman, and I don’t know how to react UPDATE*
I think my transphobic roommate is a closeted trans woman, and I don’t know how to react
I’m a straight white male – copypasta
I consider myself to be a real Nintendo fan
i did what i had to do
Ichigo vs Kirito in a nutshell
I truly believe Rick is the most sexual being ever thought up.
I’m not a bot Elon
itadeckymass.
If you use the 🤓 or 🤡 emoji in an argument, you’ve lost
I am the best person on this website
I accidentally licked my penis and this is how it felt:
I caught one of my wife’s boyfriend holding her hand.
I’m not gay but I’m Spanish
I keep using “WE” as my pronoun
I’m not a fucking piece of cake (AI generated)
I’m not gay but I’m Spanish
I really, genuinely, hate it here and am tired
I don’t wear underwear
I turned chat gpt into a human
I’m 55 and I almost stole something for the first time in my life…
I used AI to write an Among Us copypasta
I have an confession
I used my cousin’s jizz as lube, Almost threw up.
Ich besitze eine Nadelpistole von Dreyse für die Heimverteidigung
I have turned ChatGPT into a shitpost machine 😳
it contais rat file – thirty
I own a Dreyse needle gun for home defence
I shalt react with a negative response to this statement of yours.
is jerma trans
I found out i was gay because of Luigi from Mario Bros
I’m sick and tired of all the “I would smash and breed” jokes on twitter
I fucked up.
I don’t get turned on by anyone. AMA
If you deeply care about other people in your life that makes you selfish (r/unpopularopinion)
I Just Want to Die
I’m sorry kitten
i HATE MM/DD/YYYY!!!!!!
Infinite cum
I’m a loser
I offered sex to my teacher
I am 24 year old obese guy who’s addicted to chicken tikka biryani. I’ve spent 7,534 in November on it. I am addicted to chicken tikka biryani. I lack impulse control and always say “it’s for last time and ended up spending 7,534 on it.
I have a concern about the current state of Reddit
is my boyfrined controlling [r/Advice]
Idk why this had me dead
I want to become gay out of spite (17 M)
I’ve become so much like David Cyberpunk it’s scary.
I clotheslined some French woman’s brat on a cruise ship once.
i HATE rhombicosidodecahedrons
I bought him a 6 pack of bottled pepsi
In the observable universe
I am so fucking angry at some whores in my school
I love learning I hate studying
I’m glad Christopher Hitchens died from cancer
I hate college
I gave birth to a cat.
I recently got out of prison and thought it was a great experience
I hate my life
I’m from Boston, I could kick your ass
I got a partner who enjoys cooking.
I asked ChatGPT to say “I want to fap forever.”.
I wanna fuck the nerd emoji so hard! 🤓
If I had a billion…
If by gen z you mean…
I dip my toilet paper in the toilet water before wiping
I’m gonna dress my baby in all brand names
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING CALAMITY REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1!
I am aroud Japenis, fight me
I’M MARRIED NOW BUT I MISS FARTING LOUDLY AT MY HOME. DO MARRIED PEOPLE FART LOUDLY IN FRONT OF EACH OTHER AT SOME POINT?
Incel
I love you
I am living in your walls but they’re balls instead.
Iono is the bone of my sword
I get bitches. We are not the same.
Immortality is hell
ishowspeed blows up the sun
I LOVE FATE OF THE STARS
I’m Zelda
I got a message for all you liberals out there:
i could write my magnum opus or i could simply go to bed (10 minute read)
Iam Hurasaki Shima..
I WILL BECOME A MEDICAL STUDENT AT HARVARD UNIVERSITY
I like monkeys
I lost NNN to the thanksgiving turkey.
I’ve accomplished a lot of things that I’m proud of
I am not crazy
I lost NNN on the last day to a life size Velma doll. (and I regretted every second of it)
I lost NNN to the Bible
I can’t believe you’re still quoting fornite while you’re banging your gf
Interviewer complemented my feet
I Own a gladius for home defence because that’s what the Founders of Rome intended
I want to have sex with Power
I am cursed with a magnum domg
I love women
I talked to a female today guys !!!!
I’d fuck a Neanderthal.
I asked an AI chatbot to talk like a shady door-to-door condom salesman
I [21M] want to get her [25F] with my tongue piercing and I need advice
I accidentally had gay sex and forgot to save beforehand
I am buzz lightyear! I cum in pies!!!!1!1!1
I fucked my parents after my mom caught me masturbating.
I am mistress anabella
I wanna fuck sniper but for those who lack da pp
I shit my pants in a movie theater while on a date
I want to marry Charlie Magne.
I’m Tired Boss.
IF YOU SHUT UP, IT WILL BE THE BEST DAY EVER
I don’t take advise from a bald dude who took the Vaccine
I feel like I am getting sick of what gaming has been reduced to…
I love women
I am addicted to eating poop
I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fucked up shit there which is why I’m so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
is that a jojo reference but make it the whole story, kinda (made shittily and rushed by me)
I mean… it’s only natural for him to have no expectations?
in response to chief keef keeping a XBOX in his bathroom
I remember the first time I was sexually propositioned by a gorilla.
Is it ok to dap your girl up after sex?
Is it ok to dap your girl up after sex?
I found this comment in a post about 3D printed car parts, had absolutely nothing to do with the post, so I felt it belongs here.
It’s not Randa it’s Rhonda
I fucking hate hallways
I Hate Pineapples
I would like if that happened to me, die by a woman or cruel girl so that she had my life in the palm of her hand to play with and end in a way that was pretty easy for her, like pushing me off a cliff or activating a lever and killing me
I win, you lose
I dont know what to do so i am telling my story here. P.S. sorry for bad grammar
I’m going to say something very controversial
Is it ok to compliment girls?
Is it ok to dap your girl up after sex?
I would cup my butt with my hand and take a poo
I asked Jesus how much he loved me and he said this much and then he spread his arms and died on the cross for me
I wasn’t even mad.
I’ve played guitar for over 20 years now
I am mistress anabella💋
I can’t take it anymore
I hate the gays
I was thinking about what the str8s mean when they say this .
i hate chris pratt
I’m just using the translator at this point
I got attacked at the age of 11, refused to wear my land-yard and got detention everyday.
It’s literally Chris Pratt’s voice.
I was watching evangelion today
I hate the phrase “making love”
i miss >w< you so m-much
I’m from the hood g
I put it down for karaoke
idk
Intellectual anime critique
I think football is unfair. 22 players are running after one football. Qatar should buy more football and provide them in the field. Then everyone would score goal. That would be fair
I love my Dweamy Weamy so much!
I have just witnessed a man pass 30 people in the queue for the tills to get to the front and tell the cashier “I have stuff to do so I need to be served first”
If you like to talk to tomatoes, have we got a show for you!
I want to have a threesome with Shane Dawson and Brittany spears.
I wonder why it doesn’t have a Wikipedia article?
I had a fever of 38.5°C/101.3°F from COVID and Hutao came to me in my dream. (from r/GenshinImpact)
I suppose this is nsfw
It deeply saddens me…
I dislike Yellow as a color, I refuse to see it as one .
I’m 5’10”
I love the end where he throws the Dad his pick.. haha
I felt booba for first time today !!1!1!1!1111 omg u guys its so crazy holy shit wildest experience. Definitely one of the most prized creations under this great god green eart!!1!1 It was just a secod but it felt like an eternity…. never have I imagined that such an amazing pair of huge badonkaho
idk who you are or what you want.
IMO the katana is the single easiest weapon to learn…
I love ice cream
I got a funny story for you, Jimbo
I am angry
In Regards to FNMC
I’ve had a raging erection for 2 weeks
I disagree
I have fucked someone while listening to Distractable…
I wish I was born in Tennessee
It’s a fraternity thing
I tried to make a joke but it ended up like a threat
i am extraordinarily stupid
I need a new therapist
In 2017 it was late and I had to piss
Interesting speech from morgan freeman
I just have a very liberated dog (found on r/absoluteunits)
I accidentally spit out my snus portions to this girls mouth while having sex and now she won’t talk to me. NEED HELP(from r/teenagers)
I re-formatted Shrek Is Love, Shrek Is Life so that it ties to KonoSuba.
I fucking despise Sasuke Uchiha during 90% of the story.
I hate myself
I must fuck a man who doesn’t have a big penis
I want to fucking break into your house
I accidentally got a Reddit World Cup NFT
I am a 48 year old father, probably one of the oldest people playing this game. I am a single father to my son, who is now 15. My son downloaded this game
I was dreaming about the Ukraine / Russia conflict, and somehow in my head my wife was Russia invading me or something.
I’m not gay but….
I will die for meth & porn!
I masturbated to my Guitar and im not sure how to feel about it
I masturbated to my Guitar and im not sure how to feel about it
I fucking hate that incest shit anime does
I [16f] had sex with a dog.. again
is my husband’s behavior normal?
I [16f] had sex with a dog.. again
I own a Lahti L-39 for home defense
i support lane kiffin for this HC job
I absolutely hate British people but its french
I clogged the toilet after Thanksgiving Diner.
I love the type of women who’ll just kill me
I wasted all of my money on dick pills and among us
I ate 3 whole onions (sauteed with salt and pepper) for dinner last night and my farts are unfathomably disgusting.
I’m tired of the Vaporeon meme
I’m an incel and I hate Andrew Tate
If woman want rights, how come woman big booty breast?
I decapitated my dick
I installed linux for dual boot and windows has became unresponsive then stopped working. reddit, AITA?
I kinda have a random question
i dont care
I keep shitting I my hand and eating it fuck it tastes so good but it feels so wrong (found on r/vent)
I can’t wait to die that’s why i’m not afraid of anything
I’m renny
I have no idea what copypasta is even, really.
I introduced Stampy to my 8-year-old
I simply cannot believe what I had just heard. Was that a light-hearted, amusing Among Us, a 21st century mobile gaming phenomenon, reference?
I am attracted to Andrew Tate
I’m not your bro
I’m Scarlett White, yo.
I just had some FREAKY ASS SEX
IT’S MORBIN TIME
Its Spanksgiving
I AM NOT DONATING TO SICK CHILDREN!!!
i always wanted to say this. I fucking hate femboys
I FUCKING LOVE HUNT DOWN THE FREEMAN!!!!?!!?!!!?!!!
I want to suck off Glen Quagmire
I love Ed Sheeran
IM TIRED OF CUMMING!
I’m imagining you as a deeply cynical person, jaded by years, possibly decades on the internet.
In defense of the Ed Sheeran Pokemon song.
i have sex in front of my kids
I wish I could meet my gf irl
Is it weird for a 36 year old man to have a profile picture of a young anime girl? (Found in r/ask)
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your post.
I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Santa
I wrote this little monologue about being raised as a cog in the machine
I wrote this with my Post-Zut Clarity
If Trump and Biden 69’ed who would cum first?
I just discovered this server and I don’t know if I should feel sad
i lost NNN to a five guys burger last year
I’m annoyed with my sugar daddy
i made this “ultimate plap” legend because i was fuckin bored
I would have shit YOUR pants
I am annoyed with my sugar daddy
I wrote this for my English Language homework
I want to screw my mail carrier
I recently familiarised myself with Andrew Tate …
I was a standing ass wiper for years.
I have wondered if you think how much, if a man has twelve, eight inch, carrying in truck heavy maximum LOAD. when he is on the motorway, how many does he need to bring back?
I’ve ruined my marriage
I sexually Identify as the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” joke
I am a starving child starving to death and this is the last thing I see before I die. Goodbye.
I know my boyfriend is into Loli and I’m confronting him tonight but I’m scared I’m doing something wrong
I typed out what my Turkish dad said in a phone call today (he just gave me 50 dollars)
I just wanna grill for God’s sake.
I understand imperialism now
I ate a raw onion yesterday
I fucked up
I lost NNN to a salmon
i lost NNN to my gaming chair
i am doubting myself
I used to be a groomer.
In response to someone saying a vinyl turntable is cheap crap
I love diarrhea
Intro to Hotel Mario but Bowser is a incel.
I need to get a life
IShowSpeed- World Cup
I need to get a life v2
ITS ALMOST TRUCK MONTH
I pluck my ball hairs while I listen to kanye
I’d just like to interject for a moment.
I saw the face of god and it was weeping (erp amalgamation) + Another erp that didnt fit
I fucking hate people who chew with their mouth open
I microwave my pillow.
I destroyed some kid on FIFA and he just sent me this
I was about to say that lol
In response to people who keep their cum inside themselves after nutting during NNN to try and avoid losing
I will cum on anything.
I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Cum
I am going to head to Southeast Asia to lose my virginity
I wish Los Pollos Hermanos was a real restaurant
I would have referenced sow udders but ok. Ham bless.
I hate hungrybox
I got clapped back super hard 🙁
I got homosexual
I’m just trying get through the day man
I (34M) jerked off to my own feet.
I got homosexual.
I really love nudism, which is unusual for an Aspie
I now identify as a monkey
IIt delhi
I love this community
I start crying when I’m taken out of densely populated areas
I’d rather be a werewolf!
I don’t know what is wrong with all the new Deftones fans
I found this made as a joke.
I’ve made out and had sex with my cousin
I’m sorry for this one
i fucking love yuri
I’ve seen that there are 1 million members here, but yet i dont have 1 million upvotes?
I’m a 46 year old woman. I have SEEN Herobrine.
I..am…so….god…damn…. ANGRY!!!!!! (HUGE PART 2 SPOILERS AND DON’T SPOIL THE REST FOR ME!)
I wanted to talk about something that’s been bugging me…(TW!! PLUSHOPHILIA/TOONAPHILIA, CYBERBULLYING)
I have figured out 4 of my coworker’s period days, and track their cycles on a calendar to run game.
IDIOT
i cant i didnt shave
I’m not gay, but
Info on the bombs in Poland last night.
I’m not gay, but…
I think it’s funny y’all need a pump to show your muscles.
I think I’m the MoonKnight
I have come to a revelation, DPH is the demi-god molecule.
im with red now
Im gonna do some shit that you can’t belive. Slap this bitch into christmas eve.
I just upvoted your comment.
I have come to a revelation, DPH (benadryl) is the demi-god molecule.
im sorry
I HATE the Beatles. There, I said it
I loved Sonic
I LOVE eating DIRTY ass..
I have noticed that, although this world has 8 billion humans, I am not receiving 8 billion upvotes on my posts.
Is it normal that I masturbate thinking about my sister?
I raped my daughters 13 year old friend while she was sleeping
I sexually Identify as an B-29 SUPERFORTESS.
I love reddit
i hate this subreddit
I want to be fucked in the ass by gyro
I’m sober and I can’t take this shit anymore
i thought smoking salvia would be like smoking weed but boy was i wrong
I found this on twitter
I ask girls if I can masturbate to them
is it normal for my step uncle to practice prostate exams on me?
I love getting my knee surgeries done
I may have single handedly saved my local GameStop 🚀🚀🚀 (found on wallstreetbets)
I’ve no fucking words
I pirated the Gummidöge album back in 2006 before it came out to the public.
I have never seen my GFs pussy
I HATE THE 😂😂 AND 🤣🤣🤣
I found out my 17 year old son purchased a 12″ long dildo online so I took away his debit card and dildo and I’m regulating hus job money but now he’s barely talking to me. What do I do?
I was masturbating in my front yard when the police walked up to me and said…
I have never seen my GFs pussy
In a Ronaldo youtube shorts
I will post these until it wont shittly translate anymore, now, a even better poem from shittytranslater3
I fucking hate 🗿
I accidentally burned my local subway down and now I’m wanted by the police
I was masturbating in my front yard when the police walked up to me and said…
I’m a goofy goober.
Italian chef
I can’t take this any more. I can’t stop dreaming about Valorant Discussion
I let my daughter play Red Dead Redemption 2
I’ve been calling her crabapple
i could use a navyseal copypasta
I can’t take this any more. I can’t stop dreaming about Valorant
If you don’t vote blue, you shouldn’t be in this country.
I have committed a crime
I have never hated an image more.
I found this during research for my senior project.
I M27 have a huge thing for older women (hotwives, moms, cougars)
I’m tired of you fuckers saying the Livonian War isn’t real
I am not supposed to have a bible.
I want to go to my younger cousin’s house
I just got suspended for writing erotic fanfiction on my school computer. 😕
I love my husbands big cock
I just watched the entire Halo tv series…
I figured out the perfect ending for Stranger Things season 5 [No Spoilers]
I came out to my family that I’m into anal vore
i took this from a very old post
i wuv penis-kun!(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
i want to throatfuck plankton
I’m sexually attracted to the shitty translator bot
Impossible
I knocked out my mom after she told me that among us is not funny.
I had a dream big time rush got in a car accident
I want to cuck Ben Shapiro.
I really love Marisa in fact
I shart my pants
I finally hit diamond in Brawhalla
I miss the days when copypasta was a bastion of pigeon fucking goodness.
I (24F) have a FwB (35M) who has been doing NNN.
It had to be done.
I love working with NSFW VAs
I Had An ORGY in the backwoods of Kentucky
I just have to let out my idea of gender roles
I am attracted to Andrew Tate
I can’t change my Twitter display name
I think every man who listens to the album MM..FOOD! by the artist MF DOOM should be considered an ally to Black sociopolitical issues- no matter their race.
i am danger
im about to get banned from this subreddit
In the end
Imagine being so weak-minded that you reposted a “send this to X or you/your relative will die in Y days” meme
I found it in rule 34 comment section
I’m a tightly circumcised man of Christ!
IMDB.com user review of Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter (2001)
I hate gaming laptops
i drank my best friends breast milk
I drank my best friends breast milk
I drank my best friends breast milk
I am secretly transphobic
In response to “That has got to be one of the best feelings in the world.”
I saw Kirby twice today
Indians profs >>>>>
I hate to break it to you but iPhones are probably the better choice for most consumers in the US.
I came up with this quote just a few minutes ago. I thought /r/atheism would appreciate
I want to dominate my boss.
I did it. I finally did it.
I just jerked off to your reddit snoo
I will leave the country
I thought I came but I peed on the dick
I want my copypasta to be even better
I have some important news…
I’ve been practicing dim mak
I just saw Beto O’Rourke at my local polling place, and he was acting incredibly bizarre
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE
I ejaculate into a jug every day
I’m obsessed with adolf hitler’s mustache
I got boner today in class 😭😢😢😔
If a female tries to beat on me…
It’s 🗳 ERECTION 🍆 Day!
It could be worse biz
I hate breaking bad (drug use mention) (sponsored by dare)
idk if this is a repost but i love chess copypastas
Is this worth breaking up with my boyfriend over?
in a soft but distinct undertone.The man’s face blanched suddenly
I CANNOT WIN
i have always loved the cold
I am a perfect male specimen
Interactions that would give me chills
its DANKsgiving 🖕🏼🖕🏼U HUNGRY 💯HUNGRY 😘😘HOES‼️ 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾🌬🌬
i admit it
I used to build treehouses a long time ago.
Insane Clown Posse in Skirts
Imagine you crush farting in front of you-
I LOVE MINECRAFT
I was caught masturbating while sniffing dirty panties
I just left the gym benching 1200 pounds.
it is my cake day
I alone have the mental strength to believe it’s not butter
I think we get womansplained all the time (from UnpopularOpinion)
I am not an intelligent man
ive had muscular gay black men twerking stuck in my head for over a month now
I am the first eternal troll
I Robbed Bank of America with a Dildo AMA
I FUCKING HATE COFFEE BEANS AND COFFEE AS A WHOLE.
I’m naked in front of my kids
I had my first wet dream last night.
I wanna fuck Nickado Avocado in the ass so badly
I had the best (worst) night of my entire life, and what followed soon after was not what I expected.
I said this, and someone told me to make it a copypasta
I am honestly tired of pooping and pissing
I wenna Kell mi sester
I can’t stop cumming in my mouth when I suck my own dick
I got sent to the office yesterday for literally eating when I was starving
I love fucking money…
I TRIED SHAVING MY BALLS AND I THINK I DECAPITATED MY PENISI
It won’t let the app
If Mt Lady from MHA was real this is what I would do.
I have this fantasy where I’m in the metaverse
Im praying this school year people arent gonna be “sus”
I am a 16 year old female and got molested by an old man at my local Walmart store.
I want to…
IMAGINE HAVING NO VIEWES
I’m Not Flaming I’m Just Saying
I have a moth nest right outside my house
In response to a funny joke
I fantasize about my school having an MMA tournament
I found out my wife is pretending to be a black man on Reddit
Intrusive thoughts about grandma
I don’t know about you but I’m beat! (On a review for a sex toy on Amazon)
I love Facebook
I think we get womansplained all the time.
Ice Spice
I think we get womansplained all the time
I Like Watching Videos Of Black Men Shaking Their Booty Cheeks…
Is that a mother fucking back to the future reference
I got caught shitting at my school
Is it me or are political ads getting progressively worse? (A taste of CT)
I fucking hate Boston Creme Pie
I am UNGODLY horny
I’m terrified of Minecraft spiders
i give up. goodbye
I tried to kiss my Professor (and potential research supervisor)…Are my chances ruined? 😨
I just downvoted your comment.
I Quit. I’m done with all of this.
I’m a good guy that does bad things for no reason. (concerning post by an AI)
I recently watched the new spiderman. I would give doc ock head and I want to
I love tiktok
Is anyone more antitheist than me?
I get it, non-Windows users exist…
i’m a real persona fan
I came up with a quick and easy money making scheme
In Congress, July 4, 1776 The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America, When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and
I shat everywhere in my house tonight
I like “amogus” memes
I shat everywhere in my house last night
I shat everywhere in my house last night
I hope someone murders you brutally
I got 60 downvotes on r/cats for this
I fucking hate gaming laptops
Insult
I can’t believe I have to defend Twilight again
I’m living in your walls
I’d Fuck Glamrock Chica So Hard.
I peed in the cat tray
ITS ME BOBBY SHMURDA 🔥
I played the game among us last night and something went horribly wrong
Im gonna do it.
I agree and Understand.
it’s called futa retard
I am what I am…
I like sticking my cock in
I will now relate Genshin Impact to The Suicide of Adolf Hitler. Here I do.
Ian, I’d kindly like to remind you to close your mouth (zip it) and shut the “F” up (pardon my French). We are in a movie theater, it is time to be quiet and respectful. Thank you. -Brian Blessed & Dick Armitage
I no longa feel guilty ’bout not bein’ productive
I felt like this would fit well here
I am a 23 year old man in life
I can’t find one of my balls. Please HELP !!!?
I truly just despise you (lots of profanity).
is heterosexuality preventing men and women to have fulfilling friendships with the opposite sex ?
I’m a straight guy but I mostly have sex with guys
I just saw Nikado avocado’s dick
I can’t find one of my balls. Please HELP !!!?
I love among us
I want to dick Ankha so bad.
I fucked Hypno GF: The full Copypasta
If I would have the ability to fuck my clone
I enjoy the feeling of soft warm poop (taken from Quora)
I can’t find one of my balls. Please HELP !!!?
I
I can’t find one of my balls. Please HELP !!!?
I LOVE CP
I don’t think this one was sent here before, I just found it so here goes nothing
I’m not sure how to even respond, but I’m just going to say that this might be the most well-written post that has ever been posted upon 4chan
Insane woman talks about writing manifesto
i need help with a (possible) softlock
I need help, how do I not make my pen15 smell so bad?
I want out of Gen Z.
It sounds like you don’t have an iPhone
I am living in your walls FAQ
If you’re gonna talk about being smart, use “you’re”
In response to your “comment”
I have a cucumber stuck in my butt.
I love the taste of my mom’s pussy
It seems that you have met a horrible demise, my friend.
i’m sorry if you know this
I have a fetish for Muscle Man from Regular show.
I have a fetish for Muscle Man from Regular show.
Italians and pasta
I want to shit out of my dick.
I CAN’T STAND IT ANYMORE
I’m amogusexual and don’t know how to come out to my family. Please help.
I an not a fantastic chess player.
I wear panties
I just caught my brother masturbating and now idk what I feel and i’m in need of eye bleach
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Serana.
I’m Funny Copypasta (Source: “A Funny”, Tipsy Duck, 2014)
Is it cheating to have sex with my opponent’s wife before the game?
I finally did it
Identity V
Is shitting in 3 countries in 12 hours something to be proud of?
I told someone “ear bricks, troll”
I have become obsessed with cumming in a shoebox
i’m MEGA racist
I have to say it
I have become obsessed with shitposting on Reddit.
i dont miss the old kanye
Infinite Cum
I am lost, confused.
Is shitting in 3 countries in 12 hours something to be proud of?
I just screenshotted your NFT.
I use Linux as my operating system
I have become obsessed with cooking meat over fire.
In the end
I’ve always been a 100% gay guy but today I slept with a woman and it was the best sex of my life!! What does this mean??
I fucking hate magic shows
I haven’t sent a bomb threat to an orphanage this entire year
Is shitting in 3 countries in 12 hours something to be proud of?
I dumped someone for liking musicals
I hate Willoh from Hollow Knight
Idk why Mary Jane keeps dating Tobey Maguire, guy is the flakeist mf to ever exist. Whats wrong with u, you had an egagement. dont settle for the trash that is peter parker mary jane Watson
I cannot stop being horny
I Fucking Hate the Fortnite Community
If only the Japanese had called it “harsh interrogation”, nobody would have been hanged
I wrote this copypasta incase of a failed trolling
i dont wanna sleep with you because..
I’ve noticed that after I fart (especially in public) the people around me go quiet.
I don’t care how much glass you put in front of your eyes, you still can’t see. It’s basic biology.
I hate onion
I became the first person to cum in 2022
it’s biologically impossible for women to achieve orgasm
Is this a thing
I hate Halloween
IT IZ BIG BABY AGAIN
I fucking hate donuts
I’m…
i emojified something my friend sent me because it sounded like a copypasta (i emojified it like 20 times)
I fucking hate koalas
I am depressioning and no undestants me thoathgs. Thisi is allthing I is, aknolege this
I have pooped in all 50 states. AMA
I was arrested in Alaska
I wrote this out and felt immense regret (warning NSFW)
If someone says they’ll block you
infinite cum
I have no interest in women at all
It’s 1:00 AM and I can’t sleep so I made this
In smash, every characters kit has at least one move that straight up CHEATS!
I can piss with a hard dick
I am a foot fetishist.
I finally did it
I think some lines from my shitty rap song for class is good copypasta material
It’s called we do a little trolling
I altered a copy pasta from my high school
I got in an argument on Reddit with a G*mer and he said THIS (not clickbait!!1!)
I can’t believe you’re so clever
I have an obsession with Ermes Costello from Stone Ocean
I am quite literally one of the smartest people in the history of our species, and honestly I don’t care if you believe that. The idea that the intelligence fault here is mine is so fucking beyond preposterous. You lose the right to a self-defense claim when you go provoke a fight, especially if yo
Islam : the world-conquering memplex
I am the sex defender.
Induction on a females tits
I melt multivitamin gummies in my candle warmer
I wear a mask with a smile
I think we should normalize calling dicks “franks” here’s why/ an example
I am going to block you.
I’m not ignoring you
I just screenshotted your NFT
I don’t have time
I’ll do everything for this one and only maid in genshin impact
I want cheeseburgers just to eat
Issues with having a long cock
i
I’m jealous of my wife’s relationship with our rabbit
In japan heart surgeon
Imagine this
I’ve been good with nNn so far.
If a vegan injects semen are they still technically a vegan
IS THAT A GIRL GAMER?????????????
I am disowning my daughter, my wife has left me and I am in tears writing this.
I got drugs
Idea for a horror movie
itile
I fucking hate this dingily wiggly shit about 13-year-old girls & boys having fairy makeup and acting as gay as hell
I am superior to children because I play western games
I heard you play Fortnite?
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
It’s not offensive to anyone
I am but a man, but not a buttman.
I’m done.
I got super high and sent a text to my landlord:
I am attracted to girls from the UK
I AM NOT RACIST ( ˘ ∆˘)/ \(•∆•) (from the incel sub which is FDS)
I am not a native speaker of the world’s current lingua franca which unfortunately leads to me making numerous embarrassing mistakes being made whenever I attempt to communicate using this language.
I unironically want Halo PC to have sex mods like Skyrim
I can walk up to any random house and take a picture of it, but that doesn’t mean I own it.
Im gay?
In response to star citizen haters
I MAY BE EXPELLED FROM SCHOOL FOR MASTURBATING TO DREAM IN THE MIDDLE OF CLASS?!? (r/Dreamgender)
I had a nightmare about sandy cheeks cock vore
IS THAT A 9/11 REFERENCE???😱
I have a IQ of over 170. Ask me anything
I can’t take this any more
I’ll explain. He was wrong. That’s it. He made a statement that was factually incorrect. I’ll explain further.
I love my anime waifu.
I MASTURBATE TO VIDEO GAMES (found from Cybershell’s recent video for those wondering)
I hate you bees!
i love my monke
I pasted some copypastas into a neural network
I HATE PICREW
IM A BIG GURU LAGHIMA STAN
I just read the worst thing ever
i got no time (but epic)
I was raped
In Austria 🇦🇹 the mandatory 🙋🏻‍♂️ vaccination 💉 is coming 💦 on 🔛 February 👈👀 1st ✔💯
IS THAT A JOJO REFRENCE???!!!
I love the scent of dirty panties
If you think about it the lgbt communityis like hogwarts
I’m a 250 pound amateur karate champion
I am pretty sure my son wants to be Polish and I don’t know what to do
I’m an American that only likes steak Medium-Well and I don’t give a flying fuck
It has to stop!
Is my son mentally well?
Insulting a Weeb
I met the nicest people most know, and he spared my life.
I failed NNN
I fucking hate this discord server
I’d kick the shit out of 8 year olds
If you 👈 UPVOTE ⬆ a repost ♻👀 of a recent ⌛📆🕛 popular 😂 copypasta 🍝, I 👁 will ban 🚫 you 👉 too. Every 💯 single ☝ lazy 😴 karma ⬆ whores 💃 will get 🔟 ban 🚫‼ one 1️⃣ by one 😤, so help 🆘 me God 😇. ⠀
I think my duck wants to suck my friend courtesy of r/bigdickproblems
In response to someone calling themselves mature emojified
I’m a Nigerian Prince in need of gold to retake my kingdom!
insightful amazon review for bombay bad boy instant noodles
I will peel my penis to you
If I have used any hurtful language, please correct me
I WANT TO SERVE TAMAMO SO BAD
I fucking hate the british
I’m jealous of my wife’s relationship with our rabbit
I feel really bad cumming on my turtle.
I’m mister imposter
I fucking hate Facebook
I found this in r/greentext
I just copied your copypasta.
I really wanna suck my friends dick, but I’m straight
I love mobile games hmhgmhmmhmhm *sweats incessantly*
i lost every thing
I disowned my gold-digging girlfriend
I will be buried in these pants.
I will fight Jeff Bezos
I want to fuck the robots from murder drones
I hooked crazy
I am intelligent
I used the shotgun.
Incase government ban 1984 word
It’s just a shitpost meme
I love ears
I love the smell of dirty panties.
I Want Peter Griffin by Kanye West (ft. Eminem)
I’m so tired of being called a bigot on this goddamn website
Is it bad to eat a whole jar of gummy multivitamins at once?
I love the smell of dirty panties.
I got in my car and drove away from my family.
im bouta blow up like a dungeon creeper
I’m in love with my sister.
I want to fuck among us imposter
I have sex
I really can’t state how much i hate you french clowns
I’m not going to let you out of the gulag.
I forgor
I eat a lot of crackers
ivory hates pyrocynical
I Need To Vent 😡😡😡.
Intellectual reasons as to why I must be allowed to say “n***r” in public
I am living in your walls
Im not giving Facebook/Meta permission to share my information on their website.
I don’t feel so good
I wrote this myself to someone on my steam friends list playing spacewar😎
I love the smell of dirty panties.
I’d get freaky with Jinx ( League of Legends )
I can’t sit here and pretend I’m some little bitch anymore
I found an old comment on r/askreddit
I made cummybot9999 fanart
I feel that black people are not equal to white people (found on r/subsimulatorGPT2)
Il fait beau dans le métro (1976 commercial advertising the Montreal Métro)
I just screenshotted your NFT.
I want to fuck the animal crossing dog
I do not give Facebook or any entities associated with Facebook permission to use my pictures, information, messages or posts, both past and future.
If you had 24 hours with me and i couldnt say no, what would we do?
I am HellsAtrium, aka Michaeldsuarez, aka Kookyinc aka VenomFrogX, I am a gay atheist who uploads gay porn of Christians who caused me to have a mental breakdown. Sparkingdeadinsome, TheDemonicSoulOne, SciCosmic, AARTheHornyDemon owned and humiliated me
I CANT
I want to bang the shin megami tensei pixie
If I were to cannabalize myself…
I am Mike Pence. This is my alt account. I am in big trouble and I don’t know who to turn to. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME.
I saw three of the most delicious and creamy old men I have ever seen in my life.
I twanswated winkin pawk’s “nyumb” into a fuwwy twanswatow. I did teh same wif teh titwe~ too. End me.
Im vs I’m
In case any of you need this
I pooped into my pants and on sofa in revenged to my unsensitive girlfriend [r/ProRevenge]
I pooped into my pants and on sofa in revenged to my unsensitive girlfriend
ImPoSTer Is sUs
I’m a submissive masochist in a BDSM relationship. My mistress wants to shoot me in the ass and back with an airsoft gun. I have safety questions.
I’m a submissive masochist in a BDSM relationship. My Mistress wants to shoot me in the ass and back with an airsoft gun. I have safety questions.
I’m a submissive masochist in a BDSM relationship. My Mistress wants to shoot me in the ass and back with an airsoft gun. I have safety questions.
I’m a submissive masochist in a BDSM relationship. My Mistress wants to shoot me in the ass and back with an airsoft gun. I have safety questions. (from r/airsoft)
I’m terribly sorry
I love it when a stranger heats the toilet seat me for me.
I Sold my cat for a 5 dollar Steam game
I just downvoted your post.
If i would have to repeat the same day.
I love it when someone warms up the public toilet seat for you
I eat men like you for breakfast!
i fucking hate the skull emoji.
I deserve to be a moderator
I murdered my family because they won’t let me buy the gummy bear album on November 13th
I’m the Alpha male baby
I wrote a short essay on Pickle Rick
I am extremely racist and hostile towards Polish people in particular. Can I still become proficient in Polish?
I AM NOT GUILTY, OK??
It’s National Kindness Day Today So…
I am not interested in the whole pronouns/gender fandom 🦋
If it was me I would definitely do it!!
I LOVE THE QUEEN’S GAMBIT CHESS OPENING
I’m woke
in the wild on r/justunsubbed
I’m up rn
I hate when females listen to Radiohead
Innit is just british for desu
Iggy Azalea appreciation post
I (69M) ate a bad tomato and now i am being charged with genocide and bioterrorism AITA
irrelevant edit of the hey turk copypasta, still posting it because why not
I’m whole food vegan, DO NOT get me started on fruits
I am a dumb conservative baby.
i’m infertile
ITS ABOUT DRIVE 😤 ITS ABOUT POWER🔥
If you could be any animal, what would you be and why? (from r/tinder)
Is that a motherfucking Geometry Dash reference???!!!
I love cock so much
I am posting to formally request my removal from the candidate pool for modship.
I lost some weight guys
I am a badass.
I (F) just turned 19 a month ago and had my first kiss yesterday…
I love the Pirate bay <3
I really wanna fuck Laijao
I really wanna fuck tasque manager
I had the worst back to school day ever.
I love NFTs
Im listening?
I cannot take this pain anymore.
I used to be racist until I listened to Playboi Carti.
I hate everyone equally
i redid the vaporeon post, but made it for the obviously better choice, Gardevoir.
I fucking hate omni-destroyers
i have a crush on hissy cat (makes no sense without context)
Improve my friends script for history
I’m a straight female but i love looking at lesbian porn
Information regarding Crowd Crush/Collapse
I’m Sick Of Being Compared To Tom Holland.
I don’t even know at this point
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat
I pull out my cock
I like being a basic b*tch
i dont mean to sound creepy
I’m very sure this is a copypasta message
i have lots of sex
It’s very hard to find a girl who’s actually interested in free software
I had to
Is it haram to break my fast in my furry suit?
It’s time you join the fight.
I have plenty sex am not gay (Found on review page)
I’m no longer buying Dr Pepper
i love pewdiepie so much
I want to fuck Elma from Miss Koboyashi’s Dragon Maid so bad
I’m aware this comment is off topic
I’m the bigger man
I am a condom
I don’t⛄ want to 🌚🌚drive a 🦍🛺🛺 car in the car 🚙wash 🛀🚻ever again!🚙🚙
I ran into Grandpa Joe at a party
I visited Astroworld whilst tripping on LSD and it was a dark nightmare.
i want to fuck a cheeseburger.
island is the worst season
Internalized pedophilia
ITS ABOUT LIES 🤞 ITS ABOUT VENTING 🕳
I’m an introvert and I have crippling depression 😭
I love black girls and latinas feet
I’m hunting for the based rap
I’m a Chuckster copy pasta
I want to lick your elbow.
Is there gluten in ass?
Is it that weird that my sister and I snuggle?
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in “speed running”
Is it me or are white women getting more curvy nowadays?
I think this would be a wonderful opportunity
I’m currently paying for a storage unit that only hasa 6 foot 90 pound sex doll in it, can legally just sell the storage unit?
I bought it, you have no right to save it
I used to voice furry pornography
I have lots of sex (game review)
I want to fucking break into your house
If you’re going to rape, do it right
I like to channel my inner Dade Murphy with movie and superstar metaphorical mind blowing linguistics
I think I gave a horse a boner
I’m assuming you didn’t know that:
I failed epically and fucked my couch and a banana peal
I will never ever forgive you
I failed epically and fucked my couch and a banana peel
I failed epically and fucked my couch and a banana peel
imagine actually using paper money: ancap rant
I’m cumming.
I failed epically and fucked my couch and a banana peel (from r/nofap)
I’m cumming.
I’m cumming
I hate among us (r/teenagers)
Is it me or are white women getting more curvy nowadays?
Is it me or are white women getting more curvy nowadays?
Is it me or are white women getting more curvy nowadays?
Is it me or are white women getting more curvy nowadays?
Internet arguments
Is it me or are white women getting more curvy nowadays?
Is it me or are white women getting more curvy nowadays?
I used to roll the dice
I’m not the one being toxic, sir. (courtesy of /r/television)
IT’S LIT 🔥
I opened discord and, oh? I have a ping!
i am the Globglogabgalab song
Is it me or are white women getting more curvy nowadays?
Is it me or are white women getting more curvy nowadays?
I have a dream
I can’t hold it in
I have lost all hope in humanity
I want Hatsune Miku to crush my balls
I feel love in my ass. r/love
I cum every time someone starts a post with “as a STEM professional.”
It’s a me!! Chris Pratt!! (Read as Mario)
I maybe lame af
I want a Blue Whale to destroy me with his cock
i just want to suck on her titties
I want a challenge during NNN
Im being haunted by alvin’s cock
I have a big rick and morty beeker bong that I let my roommate use whenever because sharing is caring and hes never put effort into getting his own, hes still relatively new to weed and is in that phase when you discover weed and it becomes your world for a while Anyways, The problem is that he has
I wish Donald Trump was my cute femboy chubby cocksleeve.
I fucking hate genshit impact.
I forgor 💀 to rember 😀
I’m in love with Tartaglia from Genshin Impact.
i think my boyfriend is cheating on me on reddit
Insane person replying to me
I’m a Demon Slayer fan, are you?
I AM GREAT BOW BEFORE ME
I love his armpits
important question
I am better than you Bob
I am not here to seek attention
In cringetopia comment section
I watch porn
I AM HODLING
I’ve only taken 4 years of French so I might make a few mistakes, please forgive me
I got banned from TikTok Live chat for congratulating women in their transitions, AITA?
I don’t appreciate the insults
I do not have a small dick
If you mistake it’s for its or there for their, your opinion is invalid.
I am chronically addicted to the Task Manager
I fucked a mango
I stumbled upon this in a girl’s saved messages
I changed my arachnophobia to arachnophilia.
Iwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’teatglueIwon’te
I failed NNN
I look like a crackhead 💀💀🤪🤪
I step into tumblr, hunting for some shiny piece of loot to bring back to my goblin bretheren on reddit.
i blew my employee in the freezer at work and i’m probably on pornhub somewhere
I am living in your balls.
Ironic
If I have sex…
Idea for a new copypasta
Idk if it’s been posted before but: Chess
I released white fluid from my penis.
I lost NNN
I worked as a professional food critic and ate a bowl of human feces
I worked as a professional food critic and ate a bowl of human feces
Is it a christian sin to love your waifu?
I want to impregnate Hu Jintao
I am a professional bottle pisser. (taken from a comment section)
I think you’ve got some thick rose tinted glasses on bud.
I like my movies with minimal entertainment value.
It’s just not worth being frustrated anymore.
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in “speedrunning”
Its election night.
In response to Chris Pratt
I want to fuck Spamton G Spamton from Deltarune chapter two.
I took my favorite death metal song and put it through an OwOifier
I am living in your balls
IM DELETING YOU, BROTHER!
Is it a christian sin to love your waifu? (from r/waifuism)
I want to impregnate Hu Tao
I just nutted in November and there’s nothing you can do about it.
IM SUCH A FUCKING CUCK JESUS FUCKING CHRIST KILL ME NOW ON YOUR HOLY CROSS WHILE TEN MILLION BEN CUM ON MY FAE WITH THE FURRY OF ONE MILLION SUNS
I still have side affects from the 2007 super-organism disaster.
I’m 74 years old
i made a video after i read a copypasta from here :3
I love Disney. I love Sora. I love Disney. I love Sora.
I am literally the greatest EU4 player ever
I’m an SAS4 Pro
I (M) accidentally had a prostate orgasm and it’s the best thing ever
I was forced to lose NNN by my sister.
Incense and peppermints
I won’t hurt you
in response to someone saying marvel movies aren’t masterpieces and to watch a non disney movie
Is it gay to be a commie?
It’s been 18 hours without Roblox
in terms most of us are 5/10’s
I am the Meme Master.
In response to which social media platform has the smartest community
It is currently 12:03 on November 1st. The challenge has began.
I (38283839292929291846547738282733M)) gastro NUKED 938373737777677272 galaxies and HAD SEX AITA!?!?!?!!!?
I HAVE puebes
If 50cent was in Squid Game
I just thought of a cool band name but realized it may be gay
Idk copypasta
I hate protestants
It is now No Nut November.
I Am Not A Feminist, But I Do Think All Men Should Die
I found this in a tik tok comment section
It’s been three days without Roblox
Its been hour 62 without roblox
I have a Hollow Knight dream
It’s been 60 hours
I have enjoyed this month.
I LOVE AMONG US!!!
I can’t take roblox being down anymore
I made a copypasta for the first time! I hope u like it 🙂 This is about Roblox btw
I got my [34M] grandma [78F] is addicted to hentai
I’m a pedophile
I spite farted a Karen
Its been 48 hours starting to break down now.
It’s been 62 hours with Roblox
Its been 24 hours without Titanfall 2
I’m about to lose my virginity rn
Its been 62 hours without Roblox, I can’t stop shaking and I’m having severe mental breakdowns
i love reggie
I spite farted a Karen
I want to live with James May.
It all started with a damn chipotle free burrito coupon.
I don’t mind poop splashes.
It’s been 20 hours without Roblox,
I ate my friend today
Its COCKtober
I DONT GIVE A FUCK ROBLOX IS DOWN
Im about to lose my virginity rn
I’ve chugged 15 five hour energies to make sure I stay woke
IM SO SICK AND TIRED OF THIS.
I can’t survive without Roblox
I Was Just Pooped On (R/NoStupidQuestions)
I was just pooped on by a man while walking, is there a way to identify him from his poop?
I redpilled my dad
I finally worked up the courage to tell my mother that I wish to get spanked! I feel so much lighter after getting this out of my system. Full story below.
I cried more at Squid Game Episode 6 than at my grandfather’s funeral
Imagine, you are in an empty, large warehouse, and 500 Chimpanzees completely clean shaven appear through a trap door.
I was out the other day
I’m sweaty
I need roblox
I need to talk about this
IM AT BURGER KING
I’m afraid that might lose my roblox fiancé and my two kids,please help!
iphone off of facebook marketplace
Im nothing without roblox
I need Roblox back
I am squirrosexual
ILPT: Ultimate Payback for someone – Use Poo Buttter
I commented this on YouTube on the matrix mirror scene
i did t want to answer a scammer so i started writing a bit of my music history presentation
I just need Ctrl+c, ctrl+v and I’m set for this sub
i used butter as lube for sex but i ended up burning my partners clit pls help (from 4chan)
I just can’t do this anymore!
I’m squirrosexual
I hate ROBLOX “Adopt Me!”
I only need two buttons, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V.
It is impossible that everyone could be Kung Fu Fighting
I am writing this as a warning (r/conspiracy)
I’m sorry
If the joker could beatbox
I pooped there
I like ripping hair off my balls
I bought shib then panic sold after elons tweet and lost 1000 dollars I already feel suffocated everytime I see any dog image
I am now a human who is willing to feel some of my less comfortable feelings.
if would be a nightmare to wake up one day to a dozens of text messages saying “congratulations!” and “you reached your goal!”
I hope this helps you remember how we can help others rise again.
I’m in love with my sleep paralysis demon.
I can’t stop looking at random pictures of people’s buttholes
i sent a cat in discord
I wish I never enrolled
I… hate…. SEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
i bought this game for my son-
I’m an atheist in a sea of idiots.(from r/atheism)
If you don’t delete this
I’m a boy and I just got some water out of my nipples
I’m a boy and I just got some water out of my nipples
i used a text writer ai and typed “im gonna bang your mother” this abomination popped up
I got expelled from school last week
Infinite Cum Glitch
I’m a virgin, I just fucked plastic bags
I’m an athiest in an ocean of idiots (actual title)
I will find you, and I will kill you
I am living in your wall QnA
Is it racist for a white man to dress as Kanye with the all black Donda outfit for Halloween?
In response to the new Facebook guidelines
Introductions of tomorrow. [Found On Twitter]
I wanna be an obesity ally (OC)
IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE??
I can’t take it anymore.
I’m Not Gay (i swear)
I swear if I hear someone say “NYC is the greatest city on Earth” one more damn time
I relapsed.
I’m really self concious about my penis size.
I think having sex with deaf chicks is hot
I’m deleting you, Brother!
It got hung on my prostate [OC]
I’ve been sucking air into my anus since I was a kid.
I love my car so fucking much
Is it cheating if you masturbate before making a move in online?
I confess that I have a Phoebe fetish.
Important news from Isabelle regarding Animal Crossing 2.0 update 🥰🐶
I HATE TRAPS.
I said I’m a monarchist in school and my classmates flipped
In the comment section of the newest Kaguya-sama OVA
I coomed to the Minecraft music
I Didn’t Even Notice Anything Until I Saw Michigan
I accidentally pissed all over the bathroom floor.
I wrote this for a school essay
I want to put an end to religions worldwide.
I made the mistake of advocating for socialism in a YouTube comments section. Here’s a real response I received.
I have literally over a decade experience playing competitively in games,
I want to put an end to religions worldwide
I Fuck My Teacher
It’s about drive 💪
Is fingering your bumhole gay?
I love Makima
If you need to get rid of an unwanted erection, bend over with your knees locked straight as far as you can comfortably go, and take three or four big deep breaths.
I do not use deodorant
It is Cake
I wish that everyone stopped what they are doing and immediately had sex with the closest living person to them.
I think I am sexually attracted to YBA female shiny stands.
I’m not super old, but I’m not super young either
It’s been 4 hours since I sucked my own penis
I’m back
I am a lone wolf alpha male
I’ve been in monk mode for the past 3 years, ingesting red pills and meditating on female nature and the different laws of power and attraction.
I am the alpha terminator
I do not use deodorant. (from r/the10thdentist)
I do not use deodorant and neither should you
Im the prank master, you can never get me back 😂
I forgor 💀
IT’S ABOUT DRIVE IT’S ABOUT
Im not having a stroke
I wish i could go back in time
I nuked a city am I the a hole ?
I had a dream where i sucked my own dick (from r/teenagers)
I always get the feeling that the people doing the “haha Nokias are indestructible” meme are kids who are way to young to have ever actually owned one of these Nokia phones.
is elegal!!!
I feel like I am a vampire. I know most people would think i’m crazy if I ever told them that. Do you guys think I may be an vampire? This is how I personally feel…
I love Heimlich
In the end it’s the children who suffer.
I accidentally shot my dads car
Im soooOOoOooo r4nd0m lol!
I think my dog is trying to seduce me, should I recipocrate?
I love the smell of natural penis. There’s something magical to it
I’m extremely vain and have an inflated ego.
I saw an among us impostor at 4:20 AM
I am a 13 year old sociopath.
Infinite poop
Intellectual root beer debate from
i hate retail i hate retail i hate retail
I COPOYPAPTSLTEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I wish clown girls were real.
I’m Assuming Your Name is Corey
I held my nut for 2 months
I used to be a dolphins fan (NFL copypasta)
I have a serious addiction🤕.
I’m just waiting for ultra realistic VR porn [From r/ForeverAlone]
It’s cringy when adults say tummy instead of stomach [from r/unpopularopinion]
I cummed on my anime body pillow
I 😎 have ✊🤷 a 💰 crippling eating disorder
I’ve been to a lot of bad poetry readings.
If you guys are bored or stressed out here’s some bubble wrap to pop!
I have a belly kink…
It’s all your fault
I skipped my sisters funeral to watch the Travis Scott concert in fortnite
I love you Hu Tao
In response to a furry comic about fucking a snake
I HATE CALIFORNIA P.S. perfect length for spamming on discord
it’s been a year since I started learning English
I copied the whole thing from a discord screenshot
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I am a marathon fucker nsfw
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in “speedrunning”
I need your help…
immortal snail
I’m Rick Harrison and this is my sus shop
I typed random bullshit out of pure boredom
I am a tattooed Christian and a big Meaty MAN I have owned the aggressive rude atheist CosmicSoulstorm. The violent atheist CosmicSoulstorm has been attacking me online nonstop because of my Christian tattoos
I(M15 at the time of the story) took a shower with my sister(F17 at the time of the story)
I took my own virginity
im ready
I prefer flaccid masterbation over erect masterbation and I haven’t heard about anyone else doing it this way.
Is your mother a mother? (Kyle is Famous)
I will accept you offer to talk about monocles.
I don’t know what to wear to my first date
I think I may have schizophrenia
I love cock
I’ve never insulted you. Why are you so mean to me?
I Found this on YouTube and copy and pasted it (Skyrim)
I want to be a bulbasaur.
I sympathize with murderers because I’m an empath
I warned you
I touched my penis for the first time in 16 years
I filmed a pigeon
i hope nobody is offended by this, im a ukrainian myself
I hate these liberals. The only good thing about them is their juicy 6 inch cocks I like to suck.I hate these liberals.
I sacrificed so much for you, from r/196
I keep finding this on the league community I thing this works here
i have lost my ipad mini
I fingered a cat.
I am obsessed and in love with doctor slone: found on r/fortnitebr
I love eating pussy
I love Mug Root Beer
I’m sorry
I hate the Pythagorean theorem.
I HATE superman
I HATE MINIONS
If women can say “men are pigs” then why can’t I call one woman a bitch?
Icy hot and vacuums are not for masturbating
I love my grandmother
I had a vision
I have a question.
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in “speedrunning”
I’m sorry.
I just love BBC (Big Black Cards)
In response to a dude saying “BASED”
IRL MPREG
I am the Unburnt Hermit
Isabelle X Doom Slayer
If the rock could rap
I took my GF to see Jordan Peterson
Is it haram to laugh at Big Chungus?
Id fight a woman
I am living in your balls
I have a morning ritual I need to share.
I need your advice…
Imagine getting beheaded by Ayame
IS THAT A FUCKING GD REFERENCE
I met Earl Sweatshirt!
I really want Dennis Prager to step on my cock and balls
Im confused about which bathroom I should use
If you hate roblos,
International Underground Sadomasochist society
I’m in good shape
I REALLY hate being smart most of the time
I was thinking why so many in the radical left participate in speedrunning.
I do not care if you asked
I’m a 27 year old Australian Mujahid (Jihadi for you infidels)
Infinite cum
I am a white straight aryan German male
I thought you were Mexican you fucking cracker!
i want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I’m having trouble copy pasting this lol
INDOCTRINATION Vs EDUCATION
If Mr. Beast was in charge of Squid Game.
Incel
I wish clown girls were real.
I KNOW THE TRUTH
I- c*pitalism makes it so hard to be alt in America
Important Message !!!
I am superior
Incest are so amazing
I need a femboy
I Want to Cum Into You All
I bought 50000 karmas
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in “speedrunning”
I fucking hated Silence.
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in “speedrunning”
IS THAT A HOLLOW KNIGHT REFERENCE
It’s okay if today is your day 1
Iam so so sorry for my actions in backrooms wiki (coolcolapple) please dont hate this is not fake!
If whatsapp was in dragonball 😂
Its about drive, it’s about POWER
I have a theory that ralsei in deltarune is actually asriel
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today
Is it haram to laugh at big chungus?
idk i made this as an apology for twitch mods but they refused to read it :/ do as you will with it.
I Like the Mario Franchise of Videogames
I was thinking about why so many in the radical left participate in “speedrunning”
I found myself standing slightly behind her, I leaned in close to her ear and whispered clearly, “ You are Beautiful.”
It’s hyperbolic but the main statement is true
IDK if this has been posted before but I am posting this again if it has been posted before
I Love Faker So Much
I will never leave you (lyrics)
I actually really like emojis and I’m tired of pretending I don’t
Insulting a man of Stephen’s stature is quite offensive
If you’ve ever partaken in the creation of an advertisement in any way fuck you
I REMEMBER MY WIFE GETTING GANGBANED BY 3 of MY BEST FRIENDS…
If you’ve ever partaken in the creation of an advertisement in any way fuck you
I wish clown girls were real
I was host of a roleplay game where you roleplay as empires and One of the participators typed this out ._.
If you think about it lgbtq is like hogwarts
In response to a bizarre comment speculating that a post on r/Minecraft is fake
I was banned from Starbucks yesterday because of my milk choice.
IS THAT A MOTHER FUCKING NIGHT IN THE WOODS REFERENCE?! (Ya i know its overdone but this one hasnt been made yet)
I fucking hate the danish
I love pooping in tall buildings.
I [12 M] have a prison pe pal girlfriend and need to know how to measure dick size
I kinda get depressed
I hate the McChicken
I want to put an end to religions worldwide.
i found it on facebook please don’t ban me
It is always Raphael.
I hate poor people.
Industrial Society and It’s Future
I have a foot fetish
I was jacking off in school
I got the police called on me becauseI was wishing for Childe (from r/genshinimpact)
I’m gonna fry your liver.
I fuck girls in my Lightning McQueen bed
I can’t take it anymore
It’s fucking satire
I found this on r/moviescirclejerk
I want to fuck Agoti. [nsfw]
It is hard to explain why it feels so erotic, so delicious, so good to have a man’s straining cock in my mouth.
It’s a good day to be a centrist.
I fucking shit myself so bad
i made this (minecraft server)
I wish i was a curry but unfortunately i’m white.
IS THAT A SQUID GAME REFERENCE (clean for good pure God fearing men)
I’m not racist, however…
IS THAT A BRAWL STARS REFERENCE!?!?
I always have sex on the first date.
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUID GAME REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
I’m the pro-est halo gamer
It is time to unfollow you…
I majored in pre-Islamic sub-Saharan African transgender sexual mating strategies and gastronomy at Yale and frankly I have some serious misgivings about the predatory and exploitative nature of the western capitalistic economic paradigm. It’s racist.
I will be the next Hitler. Not against the jews, but against the LGBTQ
i realized i started masturbated when i was 6 since i liked to rub my penis against the sheets and one time my penis hurt and i went to the doctor and masturbated in front of a doctor then he told me to stop i didn’t and basically this house has seen me masturbate.
I bleed cum
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING SQUID GAME REFERENCE??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
If someone gets offended by “gg ez”
I am not a cuck
I out pizza’d the hut.
I’m here all weekend – come on ya fuckin punk ass swimmer 🙄 I’ll be waiting on ya – I’ll be waiting on your punk ass – wait matter of fact give me your address I’ll come to wherever you are and give you a chance to make good on your promises since I know you won’t actually come here me Navy SEAL lo
I wish I could turn the clock back to my early 20’s.
I swear everyone on Reddit is a Rapist
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ***SQUID GAME REFERENCE ***??????
I want neco-arc to be real
it’s COCKtober!
I don’t pity you
Illegal N-Word Use
I want to fuck a femboy
Italian isn’t an actual language.
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING ***SQUID GAME REFERENCE***??????!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!1!1!1!1! 😱😱😱😱😱😱😱
I cannot think of a single good thing about being a mother
I am racist
I love having diarrhea and I don’t know why more people don’t (r/UnpopularOpinion)
i never bark
I have something to say…
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically.
In response to a comment about being banned for saying the CCP is bad
Ive been cornered by a archerer i need help i’ve been stuck for like 15 minuted :/
I want to put an end to religions worldwide.
If my daughter becomes gay..
I feel so awkward and bad because I high fived 2 girls I met yesterday
I had the weirdest dream about Ben Shapiro last night.
I will brutally murder anyone who says sus
I never understood what Schrödinger’s cat was about.
I kept killing a guy on a minecraft discord and he sent me this
interesting discord transcript from an unturned server
I’m bored
I hate stone statue emoji (from a random comment in NoEarthSociety
Its about time we start addressing transphobia in our families.
I truly hope I have found one of the good ones left out there cause it sure feels that way.
I want to bang the Deltarune Goat
I wish clown girls were real
I love Bo Burnham.
I have lots of sex
I rate breasts
I WAS HACKED!!!
I think I’m into the Dream SMP
I Am Considering Legal Action Against Lichess
I AM THE CHEESE! I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW! I AM BETTER THAN BOTH THE SALAMI AND THE BOLOGNA COMBINED!
I donr care about climate change fcking us (r/unpopularopinion !
I reveal to you the secrets of reality
idle angels
I Came in my Eye (from r/teenagers)
I lied to my girlfriend
I told you… I AM NOT ATTRACTED TO BEANS
I want to fucking break into your house
If your a computer you just got rickrolled
Idk some shit my friend typed out in discord
I want to put an end to religions worldwide.
I masturbated with clay
I made my clay into a vagina and fucked it
I [M34] fucked a clay vagina as a kid
I want to vore dream
I’m so tired
I’m addicted to the Walten Files
i love my daddy
I’m a professional streetwear collector.
I specialize on lucid dream sex
I turned on a game and there I saw it:
I need your advice
I’m still irrelevant.
I TOUCHED GRASS AND I LIKED IT
I comment not because of you
I was really stressed when paparazzi wouldn’t stop following me this wk but then I realized it was opportunity to troll
I almost touched my friends boobs
i am all of me by crush 40 but i had put it trough google translate
I straight up HATE pepe emojis in discord
I made this up, don’t know if that’s allowed, but feel free to use if you are BRITISH and ANGRY.
i remember getting a few asks from this dude when undertale was in fandom peak
I (25m) ejaculated for the first time the last week and it has changed my life.
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING COD REFERENCE
If I have the sex in dream am I still virgin or no?
I’m not gay, but…
I am Aragorn II
I made this
I love Neco Arc
I’m a 48 year-old mom
i got this from a discord chat
I will force feed you shapes
I want Lola Bunny on my team
i found this on newgrounds
I told my parents that I like trap hentai and femboys, and now they think I’m gay.
I’m not 40 btw
I have been a sinkpisser for 9 years and I’m not sure how I got here
I love proxy paige
If you think about it, squidward would be a very efficient gay prostitute.
I found this randomly under a Bob Ross video on YT, i don’t know what to say
I fucked my provolone cheese
I’m not gay
Is it safe to eat acids?
I think I’m a genius I mean I’ve always been super high IQ level but being done young kid got me caught up with a felony at 19 when I was in pre-med at Temple University. but this I think this deserves to wipe my record clean lol.
It’s not seething, ok?
I’m way old enough to remember the Feminist movement in the 1960’s
I’ve developed an obsession with imagining my male friends with vaginas.
Is Tigger from Whinny The Pooh is the most racist of all the Disney Characters? (found on r/askreddit)
I love having sex with pasable trans women
I am an FBI informant
I commit felonies on a daily basis.
I apologise
I installed a bunch of naughty mods for Skyrim on linux and now I can’t remove them.
I remember that day clearly. It was 12pm and I had just woken up.
I think I just sexually assaulted myself?
it sounds like you are in quite a pickle
I think men would appreciate the “opposite” point of view
i came on my plant for like a month
I- I-I -I h-have
Ifinite cum
I had a vision that Trump kissed me
It’s Cuckerberg Time!
I told everyone not to delete the line in the meeting after doing a comb through the code last Tuesday you pissbrick.
I just had a dream
i just randomly found this on my pc after an entire year
I haven’t pooped in 2 weeks
I’m leaving reddit
I regret taking the vaccine bros. Don’t do it. It has ruined my life
i’ve just posted this one in Discord
In r/Oblivion
i cant fight this feeling anymore
I need your advice
I just had a dream
I was just eating (r/ugly)
I never understood why “gamers”
I HATE YOU MIHOYO (taken from a Genshin Impact review on Google Play)
It’s COCKtober!
If the joker could beatbox
I made a fleshlight using knives and my mom caught me
I wanna pop my family members balls
I missed the birth of my child and I don’t regret it.
Increasingly Verbose Family Guy
im a nice guy
i had intermate relations with thine monter
It’s been a year daddy
Incel doujin rant
I’ve been seeing the real cummy under posts recently.
I have to shit
im one of the hot guys on campus and can you girls leave me alone please thanks
I FUCKED your mom
I had a really weird dream last night.
i wrote this cryptocurrency youtuber thing at some point last night and i honest to god don’t remember doing it
I visited with cancer
I can’t stop pissing in the sink.
In response to this pic goes so hard.
I think my bestfriend likes me
I was arrested on drug charges for cocaine possession and dealing cocaine.
Is it normal to bust a huge load after 4 months of abstinence
IT IS NOT 1984
I hate Josh
i just want to be someone’s cutie pie (a legit comment from ig)
I love you all. Stay informed, stay calm and stay together.
If you read this….
I hate porn so much
I google translated a Valorant rule 34 copypasta into German
I made this on DeepAI and i’m so proud of what technology has come to.
I am done with Slither.IO
I trolled all the popular kids in my grade
I want to fuck Ankha from Animal Crossing
I’m so Fucked (from r/teenagers)
I passionate sustainability
Impractical joker
It’s a colloquialism
Ignorant fool
I am cumming in your balls
I’m so fucked
I fucking hate youtube commenters with every cell in my body
I’m so fucked. (from r/teenagers)
I can’t remember my password
im so fucked
I don’t always buy motorcycle gloves, but when I do, they have to be drum-dyed.
I’m boycotting Brilliant Dimond and Shining pearl, and you should do the same!!
I believe in Slenderman
If Cummybot9999 comments on this post I will cave his head in with an aluminum bat
I don’t know why, and its not like I hate them, but the existence of sloths piss me off
I would fuck myself fr (from r/teenagers)
I’m offended
It’s GNU/Linux
I just pray she stays that way.
I think my brother is creating his own language
I’ve actually got something for you 🙂
It’s unfair that h0w I win s0 much in life.
Is breathing halal??🤔🤔
I got off on a strangers sex toy
Infinite poop
I am done with being horny for hoes.
I regret jacking off.
I am mentally superior
In a discord groupchat
If some a-hole pro-gamer from Teyvat is kicking your ass, just post this in chat to get them instantly Disconnected >:)
I am a mass murderer on the run AMA
I can’t take this shit anymore! I’m about to have a [MINOR BREAK RISK] MAKE IT STOP.
I got bored
I am what women crave
I have no mouth yet I must succ
I NEED TO BE FASTER.
I found out my son likes to be dominated.
i have a corona virus fetish
I hate Midoriya
I just came on my own face.
Insult. Prbly repost idk.
I just came on my own face. (From r/teenagers)
I’m the biggest Playboi Carti fan fa sho
In case this is an accidental repost, this one describes myself perfectly.
I am shitting in your walls
ITS FINALLY COCKTOBER 😈🌚🍂🍃🍁
i believe in the 80/20 % rule
i found this on itch.io, idk if it’s a common repost or whatever
I just reported my former best friend to the FBI.
I’m miserable, what do I do?
I proposed to my girlfriend with Mountain Dew
I always imagined Buford and Baljeet as a couple, really.
I am cummy’s ghost
I took my mom off of life support
Infinite copypastas
I (30M) learned that I can cum with a vibrator around my asshole and my dick at the same time and now I’m addicted to it.
I have literally Respect & Sympathy for everyone.
I (30M) learned that I can cum with a vibrator around my asshole and my dick at the same time and now I’m addicted to it.
I am so sorry, for having such a fat fucking ass.
I was caught trying to steal a piano ☹️
I hate gaming laptops
I appear to have turned into Blackadder (r/blackadder)
It is our duty to guide all who seek this transformation
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today
I just reported my former best friend to the FBI
interesting…
It takes a high iq to understand Dhar Mann
I masturbated 1 hour after getting bit on the palm by my dog
I’m so fucking tired of Olivia. I just don’t like her music – that’s it. I don’t care that other people like her music; I hope they enjoy it and I’m glad that they do, but this fucking bitch has caused so many arguments with me and my wife it’s unreal.
It truly is a shame.
Iron Maiden – The Angel and the Gambler
I seen this lion roam about my house, she was protecting my children, my family. it felt so real.
I love fucking wine barrels
Important
I am so sorry, for having such a fat fucking ass
I’M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋
I don’t like anime: the post
Infinite cum
In my experience, the Wendy’s on 5th and Broadtown. It’s basically a nonstop orgy. I’m pretty sure there’s spunk in the fryers. The day manager literally has a shaggin’ wagon out back for anyone to use, and you don’t want to know about the night manager (he drives a Buick). Most of the employees bel
I love swiss cheese
I found this in a programming discord
I’m deeply in love with a Fortnite skin and I’m being dead serious, no joke.
I have cut many people out of my life for their anti-vaxx views and will continue to do so until my circle is composed of educated people who trust the science
I LOVE DAFT PUNK
Is lmfao racist?
I had it so rough when I was pledging a fraternity
Is it weird to masturbate to girls that go to your school?
I never introduce myself to any group but I enjoy this one.
I want the freaky weirdos…
I never introduce myself to any group but I enjoy this one. Im from upstate ny. In my early 30’s and I love the female body.. I find all women to have something beautiful about them.. I’m fairly new to this type of group so this may be a stupid newbie question but is anyone saying dm’s open or ask w
i’m so shameful and sorry, please forgive me
In an argument about fuckability of Tasque Manager
I want to fuck the amogus astronauts so bad
I got into an argument on reddit awhile ago with a person over Italian food
I just lost half my weight in water to squirting and fucking saw god
I’m PROUD to say that I’m NOT a “Dummycrap”
I have so many fantasies
I never let kids win. I think it’s patronizing and unhealthy for their growth.
I can no longer resist the pizza.
I LOVE DIESEL!
I masturbate to the video of myself being born.
I never let kids win. I think it’s patronizing and unhealthy for their growth
Is Johnny Bravo a stud?
I need your advice.
I was expecting a normal day today…
I never let kids win. I think it’s patronizing and unhealthy for their growth.
I hate the 🗿 emoji.
I never let kids win. I think it’s patronizing and unhealthy for their growth. (Taken from r/unpopularopinion.)
I fucking hate Bob Dylan
I want to cry but can’t (r/teenagers, the kid was 13 years old)
I didn’t even notice until I saw Michigan
I never let kids win. I think it’s patronizing and unhealthy for their growth.
Iron is not a real nutrient (nsfw)
Is heaven missing an angel?
I never let kids win. I think it’s patronizing and unhealthy for their growth.
I told this story to my shitty grandkids
I’d like to apologize to the Dalai Lama
I only watch fan subs
I hate Omnithicc
I swear im not lying
I’m sorry ma’am
insert emoji where there is emoji
I’m pro choice, but….
I still can’t listen to Stronger by Kanye
I hate 🗿 emoji.
Infinite cum
I’m recording this, because this could be the last thing I’ll ever say
I’m so tired of being disrespected on this goddamn website.
I FUCKING HATE INSTAGRAM REELS
I really wanna fuck ankha
I hate emojis
I let my daughter dye her hair blue in March, and then offered to let her keep it that way.
I. FUCKING. HATE. FARMING.
Is it weird for a 27 year old to date a 100+ year old person?
In response to “My wireless mouse can only go a few meters” (r/2007scape)
It’s just like Mario Brothers where Luigi gets the mushroom and he gets invincible
If you’re against animal rights yet you swallow cum, you’re a FUCKING hypocrite.
I wanna fuck Lancer’s dad
I did not make this joke btw
imperialism
im a boss
I ruined a flight for dozens of people
I hate the Geico Gecko
I have a sitting fetish.
I’d like to share with you a little story
i have been very curious on how old are you
Illegal Stream
I kid you not, this chapter was in my english textbook
I’ve read alot and I actually know a lot, not bragging just facts
Is it pedophilia if you have a crush on an animated child character as a child, then you go back and revisit that character and find those feelings returning a little?
I’m finally doing it
I hate the fucking mario
I hate the mario movie (vent)
i love lil nas x more than my gf v2
I love it when nerds don’t shower often, how do I find these smelly nerds?
i love lil nas x more then my girlfriend
I’ll just leave this
I don’t want robots to rule us
I just hit the most devious lick
I appear to have been tricked.
i found a spider on my tits
I just fucked your mom.
I’m in real need of help
I HATE Wyoming. Worst Place EVER!!!
I love it
I hate it
I’m in real need of help. [r/teenagers]
I love diarrhea
I’m in real need of help (from r/teenagers)
I like to edge for weeks until i can upload an entire gallon into a pair of socks and then put them on immediately because i love the feeling of goo.
I discovered OSU and I’m hooked! 😂😭
I’m in serious need for help (found on r/teenagers)
i am not the imposter !!! 🤓
I’ve done it,but I want to do this
im in utter disbelief that chris pratt is mario
I just shit into a urinal
I’ve never cheated
I’m done with Joe Rogan
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I shouldn’t forget this
I correlate being non-binary with atheism
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING REDDIT REFERENCE???!?!!!???????!????
I’m so fucking attracted to big women it’s not even funny.
I unironically want to become an ape.
it’s not a flex
Imagine a phallic object under your iris…
IT WATCHES
Idk, this is something i found on r/funny
If you’re expecting anonymous people to be nice to you ON THE INTERNET, I’m afraid you’re one of the most naive suckers on the planet.
I think we are really giving more analysis than this video deserves. I mean just being too generous here.
I really don’t get some of the comments slating this guy.
I got deviously licked
I’m an Alaskan
i am bored
Ideal Woman (From the Book of Wisdom)
I love the PRC
I keep playing Baby Shark on the jukebox at the strip club(from r/confession)
interview with a girl
I caught my father sucking another man’s dick when I was 13
Interesting question
I just fucked a banana.
Important!
I’m convinced woman don’t actually listen to good mucis (r/teenagers)
I promise I’ll behave..
In honor the the day 9/21/21
I am tired of competing with a horse. (r/confessions)
I want to fuck Hayley Arceneaux so goddamn much
I don’t like sand
Icarly fandom is really wacky
I love clothes
i lotta times ppl say they want a tomboy gf but
I can’t resist man I’m getting so hard just thinking about dream cumming inside his sister and me cumming inside dream’s asshole while he is penetrating his sister and the baby inside of her swallowing all the cum it’s just too much i can’t hold it anymore
I’m alive
I think I’m a rapist….
I am tired of competing with a horse.
I’m so sick of tik tok
I am tired of competing with a horse (from r/confessions)
I pegged a huge white man today!
Italian Stereotype
Is this Amongus, imposter?
I secksed your mom (joke)
I NEED TO FUCK AN ANIME BITCH. (r/teenagers)
I FUCKING HATE M*RCH SO FUCKING MUCH I CANNOT CONTAIN IT ACTUALLY
Is Matthew McConaughey our best path towards marijuana legalization?
I have large testicles
I love 2 month old cum
i just cant take it anymore 🤬
I was a congressional intern. You think politics is dirty? I know what *really* goes on behind the scenes. And it dirtier than you can ever imagine.
I was baking a strawberry shortcake
i am scared to tell people im an atheist because of that sub
I wrote this using Google keyboard!!!!! (From discord)
I’m a WWETCHED SINNyEW
I saw a really fucking weird dream today
I once knew a guy who could piss like Niagara Fall
If you or a loved one has been diagnosed with Mesothelioma you may to be entitled to financial compensation
I’m a huge fan
It happened!!!!!???!?!
I was rejected 😔
I love this full moon.
Institutionalized racism has ruined my sex life
In response to “In response to 👎🏽”
i wanna say why Ohatani is a fine pitcher ⚾️
I WANT TO BANG THE EGYPTIAN CAT FROM ANIMAL CROSSING
I wanna make love with you (From the Milfy City discord)
I would like to submit the following list of ideas for the Committee to investigate.
I’m paused at 10 minutes in.
Interest rates to borrowers
I’d rather have a dinosaur as a pet than a girlfriend
i am a 45 year old man with heavy balls that needs help masturbating (from r/teenagers)
I slammed my penis in the car door full version
I’m literally so gay
I respect the hell out of volcanos
IKEA copypasta
I HAVE A MASSIVE HUGE PHOBIA OF ANTS!!!!!
I swear it was an accident
I’m so sick and tired of Reddit mods who think they’re hot shit
I thought I got my mom pregnant when I was a kid. From R/confessions
Industry Baby
i dont know what to call thid
I’m on that NoFap grind 😈😈😈💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿 (not racist btw) but I ran into an issue…
i cried
Im I down bad or is this normal?
I’m I down bad or is this normal (From r/teenagers)
I’m a Nerdy Geek.
In Italy They Have No Ice Cream
I AM A REAL TIME TRAVELER FROM THE YEAR 69420
I Voted For Trump and All I Got Was This Newsmax Show
i made these myself, posted on twitter
I can turn any nightmare into a sexual dream (found on r/dreams)
i made a smelly
I hate Olaf the snowman
It’s how we all truly feel.
I hope you eat alot of dicks.
I love jerking off onto bugs
Is it possible for fish to mistake my leg hair for food?
I love jerking off onto bugs
I love jerking off onto bugs
I love jerking off onto bugs
I love jerking off onto bugs
I love jerking off onto bugs
I am physical abused from my girlfriend
I love jerking off on bugs
I had no idea you were homophobic (made by self)
It’s hard to be offended by what an American says.
i can’t fucking take it anymore (Part I, Extended Edition)
It’s not healthy.
i can’t fucking take it anymore (Part I)
If Burrito has a million fans, then I am one of them.
It’s impossible not to think of the man’s penis, firstly.
I love masturbating in shit
I’ve been on the warpath today.
i hate stuart little
Incest is bad.
Is there a hentai version of ww2
I wrote this, u wont find it anywhere
Is my gun lazy or the media just misinformed?
Impostor army
I am tired of among us
I hole-hardedly agree
I found a dildo in my mother’s room
i masturbate alot, i just realized how terrible of a sin it is and now i feel very bad. i want help fixing that.
I gotta lotta questions
I’m not gay, but I want to fuck Astolfo
I’ve been sticking pennies up my ass for the past 11 years.
im sorry but whyyyyy is tanjiro soooo hot???? (Found on r/husbando)
I pity futa lovers, they’re fucking freaks. Fact is, futas are fucking disgusting and people that love them are absolutely pathetic! If i could erase futas from existance and kill the people who love them i would! Let futas and the pathetic people that like them burn in hell!
Its 2005. You’re 8 years old. Its christmas morning.
I can’t stand to be without my foreskin anymore
It was the third night in the Congo
I think i came while having my pimples popped by my crush and i loved it
I am semi obsessed with Isabelle from Animal Crossing (from r/RealFurryHours)
I came out as dreamgender
I hear my house mate masturbating. Should I walk in on her?
I am a currycel and a PROUD white worshipper and I don’t give a fuck what anyone thinks about it!!
I have been forged in fire
i forgor💀
I own a musket for home defence but I google translated it 100 times
is that ur dude sexually?
I think im gonna deactivate.
I hate my partners kid
I am the Globglogabgalab
I dont accept.
I really hate how at the end of a season, how Netflix make it difficult to watch the final credits in peace.
I don’t think i will give context for this copypasta, just enjoy this poetic masterpiece(contains swearing)
I’m going to fucking swear
It’s been a year
I’ve build and dismantled hundred of PC’s
In Which I Name a Real Demon
Invitation for Dream
it’s like watching an existential crisis in hyper speed
In a response to someone saying “LMAO XD”
I want my cheeseburger
incredibly turned on by math
I’m sorry I have to bring this up.
I got an AI to write erotic
Is there hope for The Matrix Ressurrections?
I Want Garfield To Eat Me
Im scared of Nikocado Avocado
I want dream from fortnite to fuck me. TW: DREAMPHOBIA AND GRASS
I put a tab under my foreskin and now my groin has grown sentience (from r/LSD)
It is NOT gay to gag while brushing your teeth.
I just downvoted your comment FAQ
I’m seeing a side of my boyfriend I wish I hadn’t thanks to a video game
I farted on the speech to text option and this came out
I want to shit out of my dick
I hate Scaramouche
I’m Jim Ryan
It’s such a juvenile, immature and oblivious take
I hate him, he became manager without doing anything
Imposter challenge
I just had sex with your mother.
Imagine being Warwick Davis
I’m going to hell
I do not like you
I made this myself I swear
I want to be a maid for an alien family on their planet. [from r/TrueOffMyChest]
I found this on Twitter
I literally have no emotions to describe the betrayal you have done to me.
Is it okay to be an 84-year-old Kanye West fan?
If only all mothers taught their sons and daughters about sexual pleasures.
I listen to my mom and her boyfriend having sex every night
I continue grieving over my unborn son
Is men crying really all that cringe?
It’s the year 2025…
Its so sad
I like getting naked and jerking off in the bush near my house.
I lov shuan the sheep
I just had sex with my girlfriend
It has come to my attention that my post was stolen and I DEMAND and apology within the next 24 hours.
I am a self proclaimed cock worshipper (With emojis)
I have huge titties
I want dream to pee in my asshole 💚🖤🤍🖤💚
I play some Nirvana and moan and orgasm loud with this darling
I’m Osama Song
I found this on a gooseboose video comment section, genuinely confused me.
I wrote a stupid thing to make fun of adware download pages and then it just became a copypasta
i punched my classmate for being Dreamphobic
Intense guilt…. what do I do 😨
It’s so sad that someone would enjoy a monotonous life of just being someone’s shoe
I punched my classmate for being Dreamphobic
I have decided to ratio you sadly
I want to be real with you guys.
Infinite cum
I’ve become aware of a fascinating conspiracy theory that Lizard People
I love the kid of woman that will actually just kill me
I beat my wife
I just did it, I ate my own shit.
I’M NOT HAPPY AT ALL!
Is incorporating Hololive characters into the date too weird?
In the comments of a r/shittyfoodporn post
Is anal squirting a thing?
Ig
I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.
I’m a regular John from city Kansas
Its Drake from rap
i’m really sorry for what i’ve done
I am sam
I’m no family guy watcher
I’m not gay but
I’m going insane
Icky Goodness
if you tink you can gradduate dis school witout kissing my cocc you are dead wrong.
I hate men…
I vaccinated my dad with my girlfriends ex-boyfriend milky cum
I am an Albanian kid from Serbia
Indiana tsack lmao gottem
If two virgins fuck…
if you’re on mobile and want to add a comment, just look at the bottom of your screen.
I’ve been to see the prime minister to resign as secretary of state for health and social care.
I love the kind of woman that would actually just kill me
Irish kendrick
I am living in your balls
I wish i could take off my boobs when I was jogging
I wish my eyes could Speak what my heart Feels for you,
I wish I could take off my boobs when I was jogging (r/teenagers)
I’m an atheist but I find myself super attracted to the borderline crazy religious girls.
I think orc women are hotter than real women
I sucked a dick accidentally
If My Husband Won’t Fuck Me My Son Will Have to Do
I was a dumbass as a kid, I have changed though.
I think that sex is overrated
I am living in your balls.
I became addicted to my best mates balls
I think orc women are hotter than real women
I think orc women are hotter than real women
I got a true story mate, check this out.
I think orc women are hotter than real women
I’ve seen it… The outside world is
I want to fuck F-35 Chan
I just fapped to your profile picture.
I hate vinyljerk
im not good with titles
I am living in your walls.
I WAS WONDERING HOW AN ARTIST ON A SMALL DISCORD SERVER FILLED UP THEIR COMMISSION SLOTS SO QUICKLY
I want to fuck myself!
I keep having dreams where I call Obama the n word and I want it to stop
I just camed to your Reddit© avatar.
I’ve come to a realization, the far-right are full of fucking idiots.
im fucking tired of this photoshop
I am fucking tired.
I have a grape up my ass and I can’t get it out. What should I do
I orgasmed during an online zoom class
If you had a chance, how would you fuck me? Would you mind if I’m already full of cum? Would you lick my cunt and add more? Tell me 😼
Is it wrong for a mother to force her daughter to wear a bra when her stepdad is around?
It’s the simple things that make a marriage work.
I a NOT a nazi
I’m so white?
I got High on Xanax and sucked a guys dick
I got high on XANAX and sucked a guys dick
I found this on quora : Can former president Barack Obama do a back flip?
I got High on Xanax and sucked a guys dick
I am addicted to covid shot
I tried to argue with a (POLITICAL AFFILIATION OR RELIGOUS AFFILIATION) today
I sucked my best friend off for 12 years almost every weekend (r/confessions)
Is sex allowed inside a parked car in Texas? If caught in action, will we be sent to jail?
I cri evrytiem
ivermectin 😳
I (M23) just did something very stupid.
I sucked my best friend off for 12 years almost every weekend
I’m Dennis Prager from Prager University
I. HATE. When people comment on things!!!!!!1!1!!
Internet slang has too much Initialisms
I had a dream earlier when I was napping about this girl I have a crush on in school
I am the next joker…
I’m a virgin and there’s nothing wrong with that.
I got bored :/
I hope that when u sleep and u try to flip the pillow to the cold side it’s still warm…
I am sexually attracted to animals
In an alternate world where the Classical World was wiped out in a similar way that the Mesoamerican World was wiped out
i touched gras!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
In Japan…
If Dream had a pussy it would be breathtaking
I let my girfriend peg me to piss off our Christian neighbors.
I am writing something
I had a bad day (mundane rough draft)
I accidentally came to hentai
i want some mcdonalds
Im trying man
I’m 16, and Sesame Street has taken over my life.
Ice Cube was a straight lowlife in “It Was a Good Day”
I have such a kink for old pictures of girls in bathing suits
I Am Right You Are Wrong
I’m a Catholic boy and I love Jesus
Im really not gay
I fucking hate Stuart Little.
If you are feeling low, always remember the acronym H.O.R.N.Y.
I think i have dranken the same water molecules that dream has touched when he was 4 years old holy shit….
I ran into Peja Stojakovic
I need help
I identify as
I’ve had enough of Among Us memes
I am SO FUCKING done with League of LEGENDS
I’m not pro-murdering babies.
I pissed in my new boyfriends mouth
I found this on p0rnhub
I’m being followed.
I hate when people say “nobody cares”
I’ve been using omegle for 2 years and this guy’s always been there
I’ve become so much of Eren Yeager
I am not anti vax
Is it bad to raid a church and convert it to Dreamism?
I FUCKING HATE WOJAKS
I like the I miss the rage sexually
i hope joe biden doesnt see this
I accidentally copy and pasted After Party’s lyrics.
I hate the reddit avatars (google translated, google translated)
It feels like there is something wildly potent unfolding at this time of quarantine
I got a nasty response from a hateful person
I think I finally understand why incels kill beautiful women
I hate the reddit avatars (google translation)
I found this on some dreamsexual sub 😭😭😭😭😭
Impractical Jokers
I was thinking about how people are having intercourse at younger ages (r/teenagers)
I HATE the Reddit avatars
I want to go eat some glue.
I may not be a mod but i am still tired of moderators being talked down like they are slaves
I am an esteemed linguist from Yemen, and I once went into the great pyramid of Giza and found a jug of urine that belonged to Pharaoh Ramesses ii, I drunk 50ml of it and had strange dreams for a whole week:-
I’ll never listen to Bones again. (Hear me out before you get triggered)
I have an undesirable and unquenchable need to kill a celebrity
I listen to a lot of Green Day
I really respect him
I like gore because….
I am heartbroken.
Is it safe to masturbate with scat?
I STOOD UP FOR WHAT WAS RIGHT FOR ME
I now seek freedom, equality and justice for all. With my voice, we all have a choice.
Instructions on how to get an abortion with just a metal coat hanger and a blender and a pregnancy test (according to some guy in r/cursedcomments)
Introducing a Tasty, Creamy, but Hard Won Mongolian Treat
Invisibility cloak boners
In response to “rocks are athiest” on r/badphilosophy. Credit to OP
I fly committed suicide by my loss
i like how the first thing my friend decided to do during heart dissection for biology was to finger one of the heart valves
I mean this whole statement with absolutely no sarcasm or mockery.
I saw girls belly
I guys I just realized I’m superior to most of you
I would like to comment on this
I want to punch something
Infinite cum
insult from u/akmenoussorrow
I have no point in gaming with someone who blindly follows one path
I’m going to tell you a secret, keep it between us, alright?
Invadervie breakdown copy pasta
I’m a Christian
It’s all about that growth mindset
I am undoubtedly a dirtbag
I had a date today (from r/Kanye)
It’s really sinking in for me now quite deeply as I start to acknowledge what is happening around the World.
It sounded like an ice cream truck was coming as we could hear the telltale music
I think this is inevitable cause if not humanity just has to fight each other cause we have more powerful weapon and we are just giving these powerful toys to the next generation
If it’s consensus, it isn’t science. If it’s science, it isn’t consensus
I am astounded at the sense of entitlement some of my neighbors have.
I fixed my phone by cumming on it
Inshalla
I love my boyfriend ❤️
I love having only 3 hours
I fixed my phone my cumming on it
I’m not taking Ivermectin or a Coof shot.
I am a creator
I prefer using a condom when I f**k
I fixed my phone by cumming on it
I came in my own mouth🤦‍♂️😂
I can’t help but piss in the backyard
Is there still a chance that Anwar Ibrahim was a bottom?
If it wasn’t a goddamn repostw
It’s not “based”
I am the one who frags
I’m happy for others, but I feel stuck
i touched one atom that once touched Dream. 🥵🥵🥵
It’s not creepy!
I know more about planes than you
I education teach Me eleven Word Seem Like A Lot But
I’m afraid to use the word “come” in my songs since everyone associates it with “cum” what do I do now ???
I’m the Chinese software engineer who hacked into your device OS.
I love it when a mosquito bites me
I have a fetish for door handles.
It’s a god damn epidemic.
I am addicted to the taste of my cum
Insta message from ”mr beast”
I’m not actually attacking you
Ivermectin works, you damned pinko commies!
I miss the old Kanye
I wanted to use the maximum allowable 500 words for my Texas abortion report, and I don’t want it to go to waste, so here it is.
I love my childhood friend
I don’t know if this is a copypasta
I a person, who has never experienced a headache have some important questions for libheds.
I need to piss off the side of the Grand Canyon
Ivermectin just works
I am a bot
I take it all back.
I love the kind of woman who will straight up fucking kill me.
I fell personally attacked
I posted the Tiananmen copypasta in r/sino
I despise
I don’t like my wife’s boyfriend
I don’t like my wife’s boyfriend
I wrote this for an introduction in English do whatever with it
I’ve been putting things up my ass since I was 11, my dad found out when I was 14 (from r/confessions)
I’m not gay but I want to live with Kanye West
I made the amongus reference copypasta but it’s obama
If Jeff Bezos gave everyone on this planet $1 billion
If gof does exist he is a sadist
I fucking despise guinea pigs so much.
Is it racist for me to make a black DND character? (I am white)
I don’t need to fix anything. I am me. My past, present & future.
I was in my university today attending a meeting of the anime club
I found this gem on a YouTube comment section.
I can give you a percentage
I just called you a slur
Im not gay but…
I’ve been putting things up my ass since I was 11, my dad found out when I was 14
I’ve been putting things up my ass since I was 11, my dad found out when I was 14
I’ve been putting things up my ass since I was 11, my dad found out when I was 14
I’m not afraid to admit that I’ve lost gallons of sperm to this pure fantasy character.
If you’re starting to feel like you’ve been cucked to, you’re not alone. The Cum, Fuck, and Neigh Association have all been caught horsing and fucking about this plandemic from the start.
i am Russia
I am living in your walls.
In response to 👎🏽
I am living in your walls.
I have upvoted your comment.
I am a 34 year old single mom and know my 17 year old son is gay but he wont open up about it
I’m yoshikage kira
Im now a world record holder for 10 different video games with an in total of 25 world records and I have over 20 games submitted to the leaderboard I just speedrunned Mario 64 70 star run and it kind of sucked I kept on dying and the final bowser fight was an appsalute nightmare missed many many ti
Idk where this came from but I think a Christian subreddit because the original example I found was Christianity-specific
I hate Wojaks
if you hate roblos and think its childich and garbich then get off my page becuz all ur gonna see here is roblos goobye
I dabbed my own semen (found on r/drugs)
I’d tell you an airplane joke but I’m afraid it’d go over your head.
I can’t blame the horse cum guzzlers here after all horse pussy is honestly a gift from god.
I love sigma males
I love to torture bokoblin archers in legend of Zelda breath of the wild
I think my dog is into me.
I am a 34 year old single mom and know my 17 year old son is gay but he wont open up about it
Ice Cream Tester
I hate seeing dogs on cat-dominated subs. Your shitbreed isn’t cute.
I’m living in your walls
I am addicted to Crew Us
Introducing the Stanley Nickel Token!
I’ve never related to a character more in my life. (r/joker)
I caught my bf touching his dog sexually (found on r/advice)
I think I can beat a gorilla bare handed.
I’ve tried, but I just can’t take religious adults seriously.
I want fuck Vappy sooo badly!
In response to someone saying L to somebody calling Eminem the best rapper alive over Kendrick
I summoned heroine in mindcraft and he hacked my worl d
i am planning to murder you
I’ve tried, but I just can’t take religious adults seriously.
I caught my bf touching his dog sexually (on r/advice)
I sucked my own dick
I am addicted and it is changing my perception of reality
I don’t even know.. found on a thread on r/rocketleague
Idk if this is cringe or not but yeah…
I’m not gay but…………
I got to feel tits on my face today (from r/teenagers)
I hate you all. If you do what I say I love you.
I got to feel tits on my face today (r/teenagers)
I got to feel tits on my face today (r/teenagers)
Imagine if America was a Dictatorship
I am Sexualy Attracted to Animated Male Bunny And i could not be happier
I have a kinda weird way to not cum all over my body and bed.
i sug
I hate the goddamn internet.
I am the one who mods!
IS THIS SHIT FUCKING KIDDING ME?! IT DIDN’T SAVE!!!
I fucking hate Grover Cleveland
I had to explain my condom size to my mom at the grocery store. (r teenagers)
I see that you agreed with Trump in 2017
I’m glad cars were invented.
I wanna bash your skull with my penis
Is it safe for babies to smell adult farts? A Quora answer
I Feel Awful For Technoblade…
I’m so embarrassed
I want to fuck the Vault-Tec Rep
I just think its quite funny how you’re so pathetic
I fucking hate gaming laptops
I hate, hate, hate coffee culture.
I wanna be the very best..
Infinite cum.
I am sick of the lgbt community
Is having daughters the ultimate cuckoldry?
I WANT TO BANG THE CLOCK FROM HOLOLIVE EN GEN 2
I hope this isn’t an accidential repost
I came out to my mom as dreamsexual🥰🥰😱😭(SAD STORY)
I had a nose bleed
I wish i could watch LEGO have sex.
I wish Atlus could limit the sales of Persona 6 to attractive people who look good enough
I’m a good f****** redditor
Is everything a meme?
I want to breed the twins from Cars, Mia and Tia
I see all these people copying and pasting my post..
I fucking hate toddlers/babies!
I was caught having sex with a married woman by her husband. I am now being Falsely accused of rape
Is 13 to young to start heroin?
I think I’m depressed lmao
I’ve become so much like Bully Maguire it’s scary
I’M PISSING ON THE MOON!
I am the Serial Sock-Shitter
i love shitting (original copypasta)
I want you to listen to me.
I’m willing.
Interesting Fact
I needed to upgrade my fans
I mean you already know about my mom abusing me growing up.
I said I need a steel ball
I am going to McDonal
I. LOVE THE HUMOR OF HAZBIN HOTEL, IT IS GENIUS
I am living in your balls.
I have become the most hardcore simp ever
I’m fed up with Reddit users’ censurship
It’s OK To Leave A Dog In A Hot Car – The Beatles
I love it when a mosquito bites me
I love diarrhea
I don’t know how I can keep living
I love my butt.
Its over
in r/seduction comments
I love it when a mosquito bites me
I am an adult woman and today shit myself while shopping, I’m absolutely horrified
I wrote fake: gay: on wholesome greentext and this was a response i got
I QUIT. Don’t dm me and say are you sure cause YES I AM SURE.
Incurable disease
I am a prostitute in adopt me
I kin jimmy neutron
If You Were Gay!
I don’t like when people disregard my intellect because of my age.
I’m putting my own copypasta down because it’s starting to get popular
I’m a big fan of comedy in general
I WANT TO FUCK BILLIE SO BAD
I’m well paid to barely work
I want to fuck this mare
im a dream stan
I love beautiful wood…
I want to fuck the Hololive rat Hakos Baelz so bad
I love the smell of cow shit
I’m addicted to cow shit
I’ve done all I can do Facebook Friends
IN THESE UNCERTAIN TRYING TIMES…
I dont trust Elon Musk after her unveiled that human robot thing
I love bread.
Incel Found on r/seduction
I really have to get going
Is Your Son a Computer Hacker?
I want to lick the sweat of Dream
I HATE THE GAYS.
Is having daughter the ultimate cuckoldry?
If the girl cheats its the mans fault.
I’m tired of you assuming my sexuality
It is perfectly normal to eat while ur shitting or showering
I believe people who became mentally ill during the pandemic are weak
It is that deep bro
I take Thom Yorke into my mouth
If you atheist are all so smart with all the brain power at your disposal…
I also want to apologize in advance to anybody who may be offended in any way by the content I have posted in this thread.
I fucking hate Minecraft llamas
I did it in 20 minutes- half the time- just to prove that Drake was a punk-ass bitch.
I have to shit really badly
I thought this tiktok needed to be turned into a copypasta https://vm.tiktok.com/ZMR2K9fdm/
I said this was going on copypasta when he finished ranting
I broke up with my boyfriend because he uses p0rn
I Wish I Was Gay
if she got a dick…
I completely understand why you people are angry.
I used to watch Marky pliers
I sexually Identify as the “I sexually identify as an attack helicopter” joke.
I fucking hate [INSERT NAME HERE]
I fucking hate this guy
I fucking hate the SCP foundation
I am going to quit League of Legends.
I’ve come to make an announcement: dream is a bitch ass mother fucker.
I fucked a jar of peanut butter
i need some advice
I HAVE A DREAM
Infinite amogus
IM TALKING ABOUT THE DRILL AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME
IRA rammed arse
Is that a raincoat?
I hate when people talk about how horny they are
I fucked a jar of peanut butter
I have a giant penis
It’s not gay if you’re wearing socks
I want to have sex with toad
I JUST WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
I want to have sex with the Michelin Man
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
Is Monster Hunter 4 Ultimate a good place to start for a new player? Also how hot are the monsters in this game?
I really really like Unicron from Transformers: The Movie
I passed out on the floor and she did this to me?1!1?2!1?1!
I would eat you alive kid
I said this to my friend as a joke who said tf2 sucks xd
I am going to blow my head off
i want to fuck scp-173 so bad
I found my older brother’s porn and now I’m scarred for life. For context, i am his younger sister.
I Masturbated To Jamie Hyneman
I know it’s really late but hear me out
I keep having homosexual fantasies
I shidded and cummed on my checkride and passed
It is me, I am the man with the moustache.
I had to explain to my grandfather what sus means
I am concerned that the wrong praxis could lead to harm being done to vulnerable people
I HATE FLIES
I love to eat shit
I Fart When I Get Nervous
I love cock so fucking much. Dick dick penis wiener.
It appears you’ve made daddy angry, kitten.
I actually almost cried when reading
I came in my pants while eating with my family
I’m going back into work this afternoon for my first time and I’m
If this doesnt get exactly 12 upvotes (my [M41] gfs age) on my cakeday i will sell her
I don’t like people
I’m trying to hire a dream impersonator for my daughter and I’d like some help!
I’m not mad, I’m just disappointed.
I love cumming (no remorse)
I chose fallout over a girl.
I was about to drop a 50 bomb
I just realized something about Mara Sov in The Taken King’s prologue…
Is this where you all have been talking shit about me on the internet?!
In the Grim Darkness of 2010, there is only war.
Imagine turning into a dildo
I chose fallout over a girl.
I just want to die by a femboy.
I chose fallout over a girl
I chose fallout over a girl.
I’m a classically trained musician (singer) and you are sort of right.
I can’t draw stick figures
I disowned my boomer parents last night.
I pour the detergent into the washing machine.
Ima piss on yo boobies
In response to someone who lives in michigan
idk what this is
It’s shite being Scottish
I’m not saying you are wrong
I fucking hate anime
I just want to see
I google translated the Ram Ranch Lyrics
I AM NOT GAY
I farted
I just slaughtered an entire school’s worth of kids
I’m beginning to think that the planet has suffered some sort of cataclysmic event that countries of the world are trying to get a handle on.
I typed this out to some kid on Discord
I use Mladic in my dreams as a superpower to fight nightmares.
I am so frustrated with the current state of [Insert Country], does anyone actually care anymore?
I am the crystal prophet. Youtube wouldn’t let me post the content.
if you don’t want to watch a manchild, remove the mirrors in your house
I’ve built up a tolerance to vomiting
Is that an Among Us reference?
ITS MY BLUE CHEESE DAY
If it wasn’t a goddamn repost
I (43M) found out today that my GF (30) has a penis
I didn’t wipe my ass until I was 16
i would prefer not to – zizek copy paste
im the alpha
I have ejaculated multiple times to the music video of Katy Perry’s “California Gurls. “
Imma revert all the things that has been bad on this server
Is there a correlation between semen retention and winning gambling?
I noticed you mentioned f•od in your reply, please refrain from using this in your dialect!!
I hate furries.
Imagine playing video games on PC
I don’t know who you are trying to fool
Interesting post that got quickly removed from r/AMA
I’m not gay but
I love cum
I’m an ironworker
I Hate Crumbs
I’m gay
I miss him
I AM TIRED OF PEOPLE HATING THE DREAM SMP
Immense cope
I’m not gay but
I’m not gay but
I found this on the r/teenagers sub and it’s fucking cursed
I got something
I have had it with Paradox Interactive.
I actually used to work at the Post Office (when I was in my early 20s)
in response to u/RakOOn
I saw Kendrick (found on r/KendrickLamar
I’m obsessed with Freddie Mercury
i am a whore for dreamwastaken
idk how but my pocket-texted this after gym class on some anime app
I’m sick with everyone that’s cheating no.1’s this year
I wish to have Jodi Arias brutally beaten.
It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me
I love communism.
I work out
I can’t stand anymore
I’m not gay
I accidently tripped and fell on my grandmother
I nutted out a kidney stone.
I saw allah
I’M FUCKING DONE WITH BOARDS OF CANADA
I’m sorry.
I told my boyfriend I loved him last night (:
i rule the rules and rules copy and paste rules rule man rule
Intel Dishwasher transcript
I always speak out every comment/post I make online with my phone’s microphone
I hate sex (from r/teenagers)
I’ve become so much like eren jaeger it’s scary
I was almost isekaied today
I FARTED IN MY CLASSROOM
I’ve been in love with a guy I never met since 2015
Incredibly based Karaboğa copypastas
I don’t think you understand
i know where you live. I told you i’m a software engineer, you will pay for not shutting up and minding your business when you had the chance.
I’m sorry, if I offend you by saying this since I don’t know your circumstances but maybe you should just be a bit more confident? I mean, I’m sixteen, (if I’m being honest) fat and (at least in my eyes) not that good looking. But I got confident with how I am and just yesterday I
Infinite Cum.
I was permanently banned from r/unpopular opinion for posting this.
in the comments of a genius lyrics page for a song by the rapper IDK
I want to bang crazy frog
Im having a panic attack
I DO NOT KNOW ABOUT THE SOUP TUBES
I think I’m addicted to my waifu.
I hate the term malewife
I selled wife for waifi
I have 600 days doing NoFap and I killed someone yesterday.
In regards for the Alvin & The Chipmunks “Best Dick” Image (OC)
I need a pokimane tonenail clipping
IMPORTANT
I want to drink the fluid inside Buzzwole
I want to drink the fluid inside Buzzwhole. (From r/pokemon)
If God sends me to hell…
I hate Squirtle
I want to drink the fluid inside Buzzwole.
I Met Keanu Reeves
I quit
I didnt had a foot fetish until u reminded me of its smell… Mmmmm…. Cheezy summer feet smell…
Internet was a mistake
IC2/GregTech
I want to drink the fluid inside Buzzwole
I am a God and you should fear me
I had an AI write a review of the Copypasta subreddit
Idk
I found it on ihadastroke and typed it out, 100% letter for letter and now can’t comprehend English
I’m about to die
Idk just thought it would make a good copypasta
I don’t know how to title this.
Imagine that you’re a hitman
I need advice (r/teenagers)
I think this is actually the most disturbing thing posted here
I can’t possibly be ratio’d
I am no longer attracted to anime women (from r/nofap)
i fucked UP
I got black◼ i got white◻ what❔ you want.
I challenged god.
I spent years inside
i fucked UP
I hate sex
i fucked UP (r/teenagers)
I hate sex
Incest should be legal
I hate sex
I want to fuck Spongebob
It’s time to get on with our lives!
I’m really in love with Roadhog from overwatch and I don’t feel worthy of his love, what should i do?
In the last game you played, you have to spend in the last game you played in the last game you played, how in the last game you played are you?
I hate sex
I hate sex (r/teenagers)
i hope the guy who actually said this (i know him) doesn’t see this lol
If you t-bag me, I’m reporting you.
I AM TURDICULUS
I just nutted to your comment.
I need help…
I saw this on r/vent and thought it would make a good copypasta
I fucking broke my dick
I love snowmen
I’m old school
I hate Chinese people
I will never get the Vaccine, but my mum said it would make my penis grow 1.5” longer?
I am a crackhead and it bugs me about all the inaccuracies around crack in this sub and others.
I slept through me giving birth
Is it gay to be attracted to a pretty anime boy.
If you write this to any woman, you have 99% chance of getting noticed (found this on r/creepyPMS)
I have a thin penis and I am close to giving up
If anybody comes up and says “Wassup man” to me I’m shooting.
I had a lot of cartoon characters that used to get me sexually aroused as a kid.
I am Russia
In response to a user who deleted its comment shitting on autism here is my response.
If you hate a game then just uninstall it.
I can even make you squirt if the connection is right haha
i get instantly turned on by female gta online characters [OC]
I don’t understand the phenomena of grown adult […]
I actually don’t think any Star hit is perfect.
If, according to Kanye West, one good girl is worth a thousand bitches, and if, according to Lil Wayne, bitches come a dime a dozen, does that mean one good girl is worth $8.33? (from r/westsubever)
I wash hands before using the bathroom
I was banned from r/apexlegends for being to sussy. Here is my take…
I had the weirdest dream about Ben Shapiro last night.
I had a piss fetish since 3rd grade
Insulted a person with this. proud of my creation and somebody said it looked like a copypasta
I wonder something
I am 17 years old and I made this painting
I store my semen in a bottle to analyze it, why does it have these characteristics?
I store my semen in a bottle to analyze it, why does it have these characteristics?
I fantasize about Misato coming home drunk and beating me up
I can’t frickin take it.
I translated Dream’s music lyrics over 30 times on Google Translator
i hope you step on a lego
It is canon that Kermit the Frog caused 9/11 in the Muppet universe
I’m Osama Song by Rucka Rucka Ali
i dare you to guess what album this is
I put the phrase “I like to suck” into an AI text generator
If You Put Sugar Cubes or Packets In Your Armpits Could You Sweat Alcohol
I predicted this 10 years ago
i made this myself
Initial D
I’m not listening
IS THAT A DOOM REFERENCE
I am an alien from another planet.
In commemoration of The Suicide Squad
I’M SICK OF THIS
If I was in the Boss Baby universe, I would kill Boss Baby.
I had to get this off my chest.
I hate my life and want to kill myself
I became addicted to my best mates balls
I hate parrots
Is there any public companies that makes butt plugs? (r/wsb)
In response to ‘dogs should go vegan because its good for them’
In terms of male and female reproduction…
I became addicted to my best mates balls
Ig roast
I want to breed with Anthony Fantano
I missread “Lil baby my favourite rapper ⛷” as “DaBaby my favourite rapper ⛷”
Ideology Twitter bios
Insecure old man doesn’t understand Bluetooth adapter
I want to fuck spongebob.
I dont give a shit
I Made a Video on the 1904 World’s Fair, and Someone Wrote This Gem in the Comments
I got caught
I Fucked My Way Into This Mess, And I’ll Fuck My Way Out
I love giving awards
I kind of wish I was Amish
I always end up doing it again
I SAID I’M AN ALPHA MALE
Imma be honest I hate our generation.
Is it ethically better to pay a homeless person for sex or a prostitute?
Interesting kink
I used my wife’s vibrator to pollinate my tomato plant flowers
I NEED TO SPEAK TO THE ADMIN OF THIS GROUP!!!🤬🤬🤬
I am so mad at Fortnite!
I quickly became homophobic
I am a 67 year old mongolian man
I masturbated so much that skin started peeling of my dick and now everytime i touch it it starts hurting i think this is a sign i should stop
I sent this to a server at 3AM to some lads
I break free, hit you in the jaw and knock you out
i was asked to write an email about a ‘sus burger king’
It’s such a shame
IS THIS
I can’t escape the Protogens
I’m the 2nd coming of Jesus, cured Cancer and brought world peace, AITA??
I watched all 339 events live. Every minute* of every Gold-Medal round of all 339 events.
i copypasted emojis
Ice cream
Intimidating bold headed cunt
I tried LoL again after playing Hots for yeara
I have a morning ritual that I need to share.
I remember I had a rock hard butt for years.
I want to fuck the r/teenagers girl
I might have been too negligent as a parent …
I’ve been trying to convince my high school teacher to date me
iFunny
i do freedom, i do meme
I’m sitting by a pool with girls on a rooftop overlooking nyc at a luxury apartment I live at and pay the rent for with lawyer money… sit down you lost bro
I had my balls explode at work Thursday. No, it’s not a LOL I PEE TOO MUCH post. If you are physically dependent on peeing get the fuck out while you still can.
I want to cease your means of reproduction
Italian slangs pasta from Telegram
I personally have to cancel my vacation plans now, are you 100% sure that 28th september will be THE date the game will come out? Caus this is really important to know. Can you give us some extra info on that.
I wanna bang red from amogus.
is this how you handle server ?
It’s Crazy
If you’re a baka and you’re sussy
I was a nurse but quit my job because I couldn’t watch anymore people suffer and die. I have been reduced to selling pictures of my feet for income.
I’m going to pee your pants
I had SEX with DADDY DREAM. (HIS COCK WAS HUGE) from r/dreamsexuallove
If you don’t like swear words then do NOT read this post
I put a dead fish in my neighbor’s mailbox every Sunday.
I made this last night
I FUCKING LOVE MEN
I’m not a little bitch that cries about shit on the interwebs
i hate snoos
Islam is not your friend, a rant from a middle eastern ex-Muslim atheist
I hate moles
I am. So sexy.
I didn’t take your mail Mrs. Pemberton! Stop asking me that.
I just downvoted your comment
i am a shitty poopcock boy
I researched in Internet; women don’t like sex!
I WANT TO FUCK A IITIAN GIRL SOOO BAD
Indian guy threats the blackbuck mod in Planet Zoo part 2
I have de cocked the among us crewmate
im a tactical guy
I did it…
I am just a kernal of popcorn
Indian guy threats the blackbuck mod in Planet Zoo
imagine getting caught
If you were to write a book where the first and last sentence were the same, but it had two different meanings, what would that book be?
I’m 90% sure my friend is jacking off in the bed below me
I named my penis!
I fucking LOVE fire trucks.
I raped him in self defense
I would like to buy a video
I hate anime
I think Fallout should be st in a fucking field of grass.
I edited Google’s privacy policy to make it sound more intrusive.
i wanna fuck you so bad
I love r/Neolib
investment advice
Is it okay to cheat on your girlfriend?
I am taking your balls.
I can’t leave twitter
I once had me a rice cooker.
Inside Every Smash Player
I think my cat is homophobic
I watched the movie “Kids” with my parents when I was 14 years old. I decided right then and there that 1. NYC is a fucked place for kids. 2. This was a not a great choice for family movie night.
I am big brother
I’m 90% sure my friend is jacking off in the bed below me
I hate Apple
I THINK IM ADDCITED TO MY MOM
Im sorry
I cannot stop saying deez nutz.
I want to fuck a cheeseburger
I hate people who celebrate their cake day
In the year 2525, comments will always be locked
I am a nice dude.
Io, se ti lascio questo telefono adesso, e tu mi dai 250 euro, io te li riporto domani, te ne do anche 280-300
It’s been almost 2yrs since my husband was terribly ill
I have an obsession with your pfp. (credits: Eternxal | First Kinoe?#4686)
i love jojo, but this is every episode
I like peeing feel
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
Imagine Dragon deez nuts across your face
I Hate Anime, and With a Burning Passion
Io, se ti lascio questo telefono adesso, e tu mi dai 250 euro, io te li riporto domani Te ne do anche 280-300
Is it possible to acclimate to normal social interaction again after only watching anime for 1.5 years? (from r/UVA)
I’m leaving. Goodbye.
I’m writing an incredibly literary masterpiece about a hero who fights a bunch of bad guys and then levels up and then has a boss fight and then wins hooray!!!
It’s Time.
I want to fuck a cheeseburger.
I’d like to speak to HR
I have a HUGE phobia of Ants
IM A PET GHOST
IS THAT AN AMONG US REFERENCE?
I FUCKING HATE MINECRAFT
I am living in your balls [other version]
Is it ok for me as a straight guy to put a dick in my mouth?
I trolled my entire school
I have PTSD over a meme song.
I think I’m addicted to settings
i (25M) hate this subreddit and you (4F) all should die
Isabelle (not mine)
I just had the most amazing orgasm of my life.
It’s too addictive, it’s like the worst movie ever and I absolutely hate it…
I cummed on my pet onion
I’m the American beatbox champion and always have been…
I think Kanye has made me racist
It’s all a farce
I just got attacked by a cockroach
i freaked ur mom
In this gay parody of over the top
I made this plane copypasta hope y’all enjoy
I am from Izmir
I wish for madam billie to poop on my penis
I got banned from r/funny
I’ve been watching MMA for 10 fuckin years (credit to tmg)
im on yo ass
I sat in Loki’s lap last night! 🦋🦋🦋
I fucking wanna breed with Marianne’s dirty hair (Fire emblem three houses/Fire emblem heroes)
I’m an alpha male
I AM SUS
Infinite poop
I walked outside naked in my neighborhood last night
In 2015, someone did a shit so bad
I only drink my water at 8 degrees.
I hate the antichrist
I hope you all enjoy your fetishes this week. ❤️
INDUSTWIAW SOCIETY AND ITS FUTUWE
i fucking hate annoyance
I met a stupid earther today
I hate every single one of you
If I got outside with all these powers
Insult
I’m the chap you banned
I am epic hacer men 😎
I gently tease my massive fuck pole as I fantasize about Daniel tiger’s tight feline butthole
i love pussy
I hate when females listen to radiohead.
I’m going to be straight here.
I am legend, alternate ending
i sory u/ohmaytt for forgoring 💀 how to spel…
I as a straight white male won’t get the covid vaccine and so should you if you’re white
I want to fuck Cocomelon’s mom
I demand equality of experience in sex. Sex rule: I COME FIRST because of biological differences
I need help
I miss the among us era
I want to breed with [JHH] Kiora (From r/MagicTheCirclejerking)
I fucking hate the left, I HATE them, I HATE them, I HATE them!
I’ve become so much like Walter White its scary
I masturbate to the video of myself being born.
I want to fuck the Beastars wolf
In response to someone wanting Mithrix from ROR2 to be nerfed
I need to run Among Us in the background to keep my computer from blue screening, I wish I was kidding.
Indisputable proof that Trump is Hitler reincarnated
I’ll be right back (Horror story generated by ai using data from r/shortscarystories)
I actually like fanservice.
i hate thus fandom
In the Name of Allah, the Merciful, the Beneficent. Praise be to the Lord of all worlds. Prayers and peace be upon our Prophet, Muhammad, his family and all of his companions. To the honorable Brother, Shaykh Abu Yahya, Allah protect him.
I was able to meet playboi carti after getting kicked out of lollapalooza!! (r/teenagers)
Is my dog racist?
I once ran into Keanu Reeves
Industry vs. Nature
I used to suck my own dick until I broke my back doing it.
I CANT DEAL WITH AMOGUS
I do this shit all the time
I had an erotic dream about shrek’s donkey
I need to make a post using this account so that I can view my account statistics on redditmetis
I killed my grandkids over a video game!
I want Venom to breed me.
I send my homies shit like this to keep them on their toes and remind them I love them
I fucking hate geese
I fucking hate lawyers
I found this on a r34 deviantart post
Insult copypasta dump
I hate people who say first
It’s painful to read so much blatantly incorrect stances
It’s a slippery slope
i love cactus
I dont want to be unbanned, the moderators are a joke.
i would like to say fuck word please
I actually like fanservice.
Is ThAt A jOjO rEfErEnCe?
I actually like fanservice.
I saw my father’s penis and it ruined my life
I’m using tilt controls
I’m Not Gay
I want you jump roping butt booty naked
I’m an Indian immigrant who loves the United States of America.
Identity theft is not funny and is real, even in skyrim
I fucked my hamster to death, am i a psychopath?
I’ve become so much like Hajime Isayama it’s scary…
I do not, nor will I ever, ship any Winnie the Pooh character in a same-gender pairing
i miss you so much
i am racist due to mental illness
i downvoted your comment
I masturbated to The Heavy from Team Fortress two.
I swear autocorrect is amazing.
I used to work as a bathroom attendant for a very expensive bathroom.
I dont shit on bulls sir
i was running late to school! (in japan obviously LOL)
I’d consider myself kinda manipulative but not in like the bad way. I mean I managed to convert 2 people (both girls at my school) from pinhead atheist goths to very nice Catholics.
I’ve got my priorities straight
In response to someone saying “gottem”
I Have happen to forgor💀😫 😱 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
i love the gays very much.
I’ve told this story a few times in several subs but it’s my one and only encounter with a large group of g*mers and it haunts me to this day so it’s worth telling more than once
Imp from DOOM did the stanky leg
I hate Disco Kid.
Incest isn’t bad
In response to lofthouse cookies….
I’m out as a mod dudes. Hitting the road.
I licked a nintendo cartridge
I see you are a man of culture as well
I
I want to fuck the clubstep monster from Shock Therapy.
I’m smart and I want you to know
I’m crazy for not raping n killing animals
I stood by and allowed my wife (a crewmate) to kill a crewmate (my son). I was happy she did it.
I ate a cat
I understand now how this is different from “random=funny”
I phone vuvuzela 100 gorillian dead in real life. Guy from my school dmed me on insta. He’s 14
If you will be critical towards me, leave.
Infantile Disorders
i need help
I forgor 💀
I am a true alpha gamer
i don’t mind my dick
Itz Durv Shout out Sunday
I am a raccoon bounty hunter.
I asked my roommate to watch me fuck my girlfriend (from r/AskReddit)
I burned my Roommate’s Fursuit in a Ditch as revenge.
Infinite cum
i forgor is unfunny
Instantaneous Transmission
I wrote some Among Us Donald Trump fanfiction (from r/teenagers)
i am now banned on 23 different subreddits
I just went to an all girls party (I’m a boy)
I am going to have sex with vivec
i have a ping kink
I‘m sexually attracted to pickle Rick and this is why…
IS THAT A FUCKING JORDON PETERSON REFFRENCE
I really love pokemon
I showed my sister my dick… (From r/confessions)
Inacceptable attitude from Walmart
I know you think saying pog is an epic
ILPT Request: Hypothetically how much money could I make if I steal my boss’s blimp? Also any tips for stealing blimps?
I want a Flood dildo inside me. Nothing excites me more than tentacles, tendrils and infections.
i forgor 💀
I feel very violated
I decided to add a little extra flavor to my G-Fuel
INTJ guy tries to prove he’s better than Karl Marx
ILPT Request: Hypothetically how much money could I make if I steal my boss’s blimp? Also any tips for stealing blimps?
In USA 🇺🇸, NASA aerospace engineer 🚀🔭. Number one 😭☝️. Steady hand😳✋️. One day, Amazon boss 🦹🏻‍♂need go to space 👽✨.
i recieved this email fom a forum i used over 2 years ago
is it weird that i found my brother’s penis really cute
i just got a boyfriend 🙂
I think hating on PORNSTARS is wrong
I HATE acryonyms
I think Kanye made me racist
I think Kanye has made me racist
I hate my dick
i nutted in my iphone
I feel very sad for women when I go out in public. (from r/trueoffmychest)
in response to someone mentioning op’s post history
in response to someone mentioning op’s post history
I rember 😁
If I rules the world (r/teenagers)
I had a sex dream about snoop dogg
I found this in the description of a Roblox meme on YouTube
I love my dick so much from r/teenagers
I live in your walls
I used the charge sniper rifle. You know why?
I shouldn’t need to hide my boners
I am living in your walls.
I hate furries
i have your son
I wasn’t expecting an erotic massage
I don’t have no balls
I am in an arranged marriage and I don’t know how to make my wife fall in love with me ?
I go by neopronouns
I shouldn’t need to hide my boners
If Durex sponsored YouTube channels…
irony hub r/dogelore discord copypasta (any irony server tbh)
Idk
I love birmingham aquarium
I just accidentally had an orgasm in class…
I notice you had a female snoovatar…
in response to “who tf asked”
I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 859k sisters, they are not wearing 859k hijabs on their reddit avatars.
I’ve fucking had it.
i live in your walls
I was browsing through my spam folder and lo and behold…
It’s not that deep?
I am John
I am a valve worshipper.
i came to fix the ac
I ejaculated all over my mom’s $15000 violin
Is it illegal to get behind a urinating animal so that it’s peeing in your mouth in order to get yourself sexually aroused (from r/Morbidquestions)
I Love You message
I’d like to see a future fallout game set in my apartment.
I hope the impostor is ok
Im 14 and MY MOM DOESNT ALLOW ME TO PLAY HYPIXEL (i play secretly) BECAUSE SHE THINKS ITS ‘DANGEROUS’, How do i convince her?? Im 14 and MY MOM DOESNT ALLOW ME TO PLAY HYPIXEL (i play secretly) BECAUSE SHE THINKS ITS ‘DANGEROUS’, How do i convince her??
Imagine being an NCR trooper at the Second Batlle of Hoover Dam
It is Tea Time
I think they should invest in a live-action Animorphs short series
ibm trackpoint
I’ve noticed that your reddit avatar is not wearing a hijab
I just lost my virginity (it’s been a long time coming)
i dont even know what game this is from but i saw it on my friends discord server
I JUST WALKED IN ON MY PARENTS HAVING SEX
I nutted at the dentist
I’m Not Triggered
I am sexually attracted to Discord Wumpus (sorta modified version from “I am sexually attracted to Minecraft pigs” post
I made a post on r/banvideogames but I don’t think I got my point across. What can I add to enforce my view?
i now have possession of 3,960 n word passes
In a video from Andrew Dotson
Idk what to title this shit
It’s hard being a millionaire
I’m so done with Naruto & Goku dick riders
im not homophobic, just extremely racist
I just shit your pants
I want to fuck the green M&M
I think my child might be American. Where did I go wrong in all of this??? What steps can I take to save him?
I’m really really really really sorry
I just looked at your account….
I just want Elmer Fudd style lmao
I busted such a large nut
Idea to fix the problem of pathetic franchises
If you go whalewatching and see 2 whales having sex, isn’t it TECHNICALLY Only Fans? Because right, you PAY to go whalewatching, just like how youu pay to watch Only Fans.
I want my money back.
I am flesh Human just like you. Ask me anything!
I got banned and muted from r/headpats
I constantly fantasize about having wild, unprotected sex with MF DOOM.
i translate a hebrew simp copypasta into english
It’s pretty obvious
I take “It” out at work a lot….and not just when I have the place to myself.
I broke up with my girlfriend and we decided to return the gifts we have received from each other.
IM A TIKTOKER AND IM PROUD OF IT!!!! I HAVE 11K FOLLOWERS ON TIKTOK!!!!!!!
Imprisoned Working as an Ice-Cream Man (Petit-Nicholas Saved my Life)
Incompetence as an art form
I am roblox youtubyer pleze sabsribere my chanel
I 👀 am 1️⃣ one☝ of 🔥 a 👌 kind, ☺️ a 🐶 mother 🤱🏻 fucker 👉👌stone 🗿cold ❄ killer.
I saw Ted Cruz in line at Burger King yesterday
IM TIRED OF HIDING IT, I LOVE YOU
I want to penetrate space
I like female horses vags, AMA. | OP’s comment from a now removed post on r/AMA
I’m over having political discussions in this capacity
I’m sick of subs like unpopularopinion where real unpopular opinions are downvoted and popular ones upvoted.
I am the M&M breeder.
If someone were to cut their wrists they probably wouldn’t die very quickly at all
I just fucked a bagel.
I TRALLKY EHEANY TIT FUCK DUALSHOCK CONTROLLER (from PlayStation 4)
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
its all we do just cum and sex?
if you have heard someone call you the “orange slur” lately, you may be entitled to compensation
I would like to thank u/An_Inedible_Radish for this.
I will tell you how conspiracies work
I’m in trouble.
I sharted at work today
Instagram fortnite irony drama
I’m disappointed
I live my life as strait but…
I’ve been on this god forsaken cesspool for 2 years now and I feel ashamed and appalled at myself
I Love To Finger My Cat
I Don’t Have A Personality (from r/confessions but the original got deleted)
I will have you know you are in violation of the Anti-Repost Act of 2013 and you will be prosecuted accordingly on mine
I don’t see my 857k upvotes
i heard you guys like subreddits
It is so fucking hot in the UK
In order for you to insult me, I’d first have to value your opinion
I put my period blood in my boyfriends spaghetti sauce
I posted on my subreddit a rant and I had to put it here.
I’ve been going to the gym most of my adult life
I Sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter
Idiot found in the wild
I turned my anti-furry friend into a furry, despite not being one myself.
I got a letter from mom
I turned my anti-furry friend into a furry, despite not being one myself.
I jerk off to my neighbour coughing his lungs out (post from r/confessions)
I jerk off to my neighbour coughing his lungs out
I suck his dick with a smile for hours at a time
I’m not gay. Stop calling me gay.
I hate Lamborghinis and their owners
I hate you!
I jerk off to my neighbour coughing his lungs out (from r/confessions)
I’m such a nice guy.
Imagine this:
I hate you
I had an experience recently.
I’m firmly of opinion that invention of UN led to creation of incels.
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡 If you UPVOTE a repost of a recent popular copypasta, I will ban you too. Every single lazy karma whores will get ban one by one, so help me God. ⠀
I jerk off to my neighbour coughing his lungs out (form r/confessions)
I am sorry to inform you that your device was compromised.
I found this one a art server and one word dead server
I jerk off to my neighbour coughing his fucking lungs out
I have become addicted to taking massive dumps and deliberately go out of my way make sure I do it every day.
I Hate Religion
I have become addicted to taking massive dumps and deliberately go out of my way make sure I do it every day.
I (15F) really hate being around my dad (59M). How can I improve our relationship?
I have become addicted to taking massive dumps and deliberately go out of my way make sure I do it every day.
I have become addicted to taking massive dumps and deliberately go out of my way to make sure I do it every day.
I LOVE JEAN FROM GENSHIN IMPACT
I’m Straight, but Peter north is the greatest pornstar of our time
If the Boss Baby was real I would kill him without hesitation.
Im honestly exhausted with pickmeishas not aborting their sons 🤦🏻‍♀️
If the Boss Baby was real I would kill him without hesitation. (r/unpopularopinion
If the Boss Baby was real I would kill him without hesitation.
i found this some where
I can’t fucking believe this. Pink from ‘Among Us’ ruined my marriage.
I used to roll the dice
It’s the year 2042 in America™, and the oligarchy has taken control
i hate lisa gaming roblox it gives me a headache
In response to a concerned reddit commenter on a NSFW sub
I’ll keep adding as I find more word puns, till then here is V-1 of my copypasta
I am an adult, with an adult life.
i saw this on twitter and decided to post it here
If the Boss Baby was real I would kill him without hesitation.
i hate the word “movie.”
I want to rape Rivet, or any other female Lombax
IMAGINE FUTURE TEENAGERS THINKING THE NYAN CAT SONG IS SEXY BECAUSE ITS OLD AND LOST ITS MEANING
Is god a commie?
IMAGINE FUTURE TEENAGERS THINKING THE NYAN CAT SONG IS SEXY BECAUSE ITS OLD AND LOST ITS MEANING
I am the CEO of WoW.
I says to him, I says
I AM LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
I fingered my step cousin
Irreversible damage cringy amazon review:
It’s just a prank, bro.
I bought The BTS💜 Meal (The BTS meal review)
It’s neither unprofessional nor inappropriate if you see my thong straps peeking through my outfit
I broke my dick? help?
I love sniffing farts
I spent $15,000 USD on gacha games. I got professional help and now I stay clear away from them. The urge is still strong but I’m managing.
I hate cancer victims! (This was made by a bot)
ironyhub
I’m going to receive a dick pic. What should I do?
I’m going to receive a dick pic. What should I do?
I AM NOT A FART SMELLER
It’s neither unprofessional nor inappropriate if you see my bra straps peeking through my outfit
It’s neither unprofessional nor inappropriate if you see my bra straps peeking through my outfit
I’m going to receive a dick pic. What should I do?
I used to be a fan of Etterna Online
I have you know….
I am in love with the toe jammer from My Singing Monsters (from r/teenagers)
I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home.
I have noticed that, although this planet has 3.8 billion women, I have not had sex 3.8 billion times.
I can’t take the cutesy shit anymore.
I got this off Twitter on a KFC post
I hate furries
Imagine Dragons – Demons but I switched some words with cum n shit
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate Hoshimachi Suisei.
Is that the character from the online multiplayer social deduction game developed and published by American game studio Innersloth titled Among Us?
I Want to lick a fan
I bring you broken cryptographic key into chinese
i am a gamer.
I [F] got a big butt.
In 1972
I orgasmed from a mosquito bite
I can beat a gorilla bare handed.
I once took a shit at work.
I’m fucking pissed
I’m losing weight, but in the most embarrassing way possible
I am a cultured man. I watch Rick and Morty.
I’m losing weight, but in the most embarrassing way possible
I’m so MAD that bears aren’t friendly!
I don’t wanna have a dick anymore!!
IDK if this has been posted yet, found on paheal. (Farcry 5 spoilers I think)
Internet Detective
I just lost my virginity and said Poggers
I used to vigurously jack it next to my sleeping grandma.
I totally understand if you don’t want to answer this
Isn’t this a meme group?
I want to fuck Hu Tao (found on r/okbuddygenshin, thanks to u/AcidReign999)
Incoming
I ejaculated in my sister’s mouth that night.
I told my fanatic religious fruitcake parents that I have become a devout follower of Vivec
In reply to your mean comment.
I had a dream my dad was George Lopez [OC]
I like eating little kids
i have a problem help
I think i’m becoming the joker…
I told my family I believe in Dream as my alter ego and lover and now they’re really mad at me
I am sick and tired of Among Us Porn
I made an ai write some text with the premise “how would you feel if I”
i cant stop playing genshin and i dont know how to log out
I cant stand it anymore
I’ll tell the source later.
I am so horny
I know who I am, and I don’t care
In reference to a subreddit going down in quality
It appears u/SaveVideo has been trolled.
I can fart really long
If you were killed tomorrow, I wouldn’t come to your funeral Cause I’d be looking for the motherfucker who killed you. We ride together, we die together. Send this to everyone including me, If i don’t recive one back, I understand
I (F26) went on a date with a guy (M25) who is a virgin…
Infinite cum
I have a legitimate and very important question-
It’s Just A Game
I don’t think you understand.
I want to be adopted by a black family (I am white)
I think Kanye West’s face is hilarious
I never change my underwear because I don’t let shit bother me.
I have no mouth and I must scream
I told my family I believe in an Elder Scrolls religion and now they’re really mad at me.
I like ur anus
Isaac dumpy
It’s u/AmongUsDongBot,I have a very important message that needs to be heard.
I told my family that I believe in an Elder Scrolls religion and now they’re really mad at me. (from r/atheism)
I want judy hops to fuck me
I am obsessed with Jinx
i have aids
I trained myself to write a copypasta and here’s the result
I LOVE croatia
I’ve become so much like Edelgard it’s scary
In response to the “I love the kind of woman who will actually just kill me” copypasta
Im the loli apreciator
is that a danganronpa reference
i don’t know if this was posted before so sorry
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut
Infinite ale
I’m triggered!!
I love among us
i just watched baby shark for the 69th time today
I trained an AI to write r/copypasta text, that was the result:
i am not gay (from r/LilNasX)
I generated this using an AI
Is “fuck you” a bad word?
In regards to Phillip Rivers virility
I made a soyjack of you haha!
I killed a spider with my cum
I fucked my nvidia gtx 1050ti
I hate gaming laptops
I’m going to try to get through this video without crying, but I need to address this and take accountability.
If you like girls then you’re gay
International Cock auditions
I’m not going to lie to you, I’m a pretty good player. (taken from the latest DougDoug video)
It’s true, there is no point.
I’m an eccentric, dominant and mysterious introvert. (/r/sigmamales)
I’m ex military
I’m amerian so i get the bully-america pass
Infinite piss
I literally wash my ass with soap and water after every shit I take. every. single. shit.
I DO NOT CONSENT TO BE GOVERNED
I want a smelly gacha addicted girlfriend
I’m a GameStop Assistant Manager, and here’s my message for all you idiots who think you can get away with selling fake games.
I think my girlfriend is sus!
I Love my kids but
Internet mind games
I can’t stand my weird roommates anymore
I want to d- die
I guess this is the end…
I call myself Diablo the Cheater
I wrote this because I was dared to write a copypasta
I should be allowed to kill people
I was born end raised in a highly Christian conservative region of the Deep South
I am living in your balls
It’s Priced in
It’s not gay to lick a pussy
I have no identity
Incest 😎
isaac
I am curious what 10^520,000 is.
I jack off while listening to Vsauce explain the universe.
I shat myself . AITA? (from r/amitheasshole)
Is it normal to bite your toenails in public?
I like the smell of swamp ass
Im not gay here is why
I’m going to hunt down the nerd who smothered his friend to death with his butt.
I hate Jake from state farm
I hate Jake from State Farm
I know were you live and I’ve seen were you sleep I swear to all that is holy your parents will cry when ….
I love despicable me and Gru, but I hate the minions so bloody much!!!
I wrote this like 4 years ago
I can’t fucking believe this. Pink from ‘Among Us’ ruined my marriage.
In short, the dream said an anti-Semitic joke about me
I want to fuck Gollum
I’m a horrible person (from r/teenagers)
I am truly sorry
I just showered
I’m a horrible person
I cant stop thinking about red’s 20 inch cock from Among Us
I am about to stop canning
I am genuinely fucking tired of the vin diesel family memes, so I turned the amongus copypasta into a family one.
I accidentally swallowed an entire sunflower seed
Imagine a virus so deadly…
I Identify as an Apple product. (OC)
I decided to never be friends with an atheist
I think I now have guitarcenterphobia (OC from r/teenagers)
It’s Not Time Yet
If you unironically main Steve from Minecraft…
I want to fuck Moaning Myrtle
I am going to shoot you.
i showed my penis to this cute girl in math class
I cant fucking take it
I had the weirdest fucking dream
I always wondered how they found out fertiliser made crops grow faster
If the girl you date suddenly tells you that she draws anime-style gay porn as a side job, would you mind?
Italy is the most delusional team in the Euros.
I wonder if Jersey Mike’s Subs didn’t actually block anyone
I just fucked your mom
I was horny on main, and I’m sorrypilled
I
intercore heat loop
I bought some rocks on Etsy
I am not a fan of Adolf Hitler
I swear people be backin out when they see my butt cheeks bro
I’ll have you know…
i trolled my class in an epic changed way
Is masturbation bad?
I’m sorry I wasn’t able to listen to 6ix9ine’s masterpiece with you yesterday
I want you too shit on me 😉
I’m into anal vore.
I have a dream
I’ve gotten the vaccine and feel fine.
I HATE Coco.
I am addicted to yerking off to furry porn. Please send help.
i ate so much fucking shit on the fourth of july
I would like to inform you that I busted a huge nut to your reddit avatar.
I have noticed that, although this subreddit has 852k readers, I am not receiving 852k upvotes on my posts.
I am a basketball legend
Internet Rules
I’m not a “fanboy”
I’m very disappointed in you
It’s football not soccer mate
I Like Trains
I can hear my roommate masturbating through the walls, should I walk in on her?
i came out as dream gender in class today
ive had it
I am finally coming out as SUSexual
I found something
In Algeria we like to speak and see how it goes
I wonder if Kanye West wakes up after his Kanye Rest
I’m starting a campaign against power tools!
I hate disboard
i can outpizza the hut !!! 😩🤤
Imagine being born in 1900.
I am literally the greatest person to ever walk the earth.
It’s my cakeday
i’m a bee dicked loser
I am watching invincible and I saw the funny meme 😂😂
I’m gonna give you one last reply.
I don’t know if that qualifies as “genius”
I don’t want to fap anymore
I have not understand
I’m a female gamer who has to deal with misogynistic men everytime I speak in game AMA
I fucking hate flies.
I was drunk as a child
I repeat for the umpteenth time: this thing stinks.
I want to fuck – an old romanian’s manifesto
it shall be noted.
I am 60 years old and have masturbated to ejaculation almost daily since I first started ejaculating when I was 13. (Even when I had sexual partners)
i truly hate it when people type r/woosh
I can’t fucking believe this. Pink from ‘Among Us’ ruined my marriage.
I hate potlucks.
it’s better if you don’t read this
i had a bad day today
i love sonic so much
Isdis moh dah u bhagen foh yet
I Identify as an Internet Service Provider.
I skipped my sister’s funeral to watch the Travis Scott event in Fortnite
I LOVE MY PARENTS 😄😄😄😄🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️
I sexually Identify as an unoriginal joke.
It’s coming home
It’s the 4th of july.
I KIN IMPOSTOR FROM AMONGUS
I made this copypasta and sent it to all of my British friends.
I got into an arguement with a punk elitist
Is it impossible to make a good tasting fondant? (Taken from r/FondantHate)
I am different
Is this normal?
I did a ritual today and it worked
I got a little too heated in r/persona
Is it safe to eat a tumor? (r/Tooafraidtoask)
I edited the paw patrol intro
irony at its peak
I was held at gunpoint while a masked assailant viciously assaulted my computer. Anyone know the culprit?
I FUCKING HATE VS TOMATO
I skipped my sister’s funeral to watch the Travis Scott concert in Fortnite
Incel Rant Type Beat
I identify with woke ad campaigns
I hate kids
I fucking hate life
I hate fat people.
If im turkish
I SWEAR THE NATIONAL PARKS ARE A COVER UP
In defense of getting blacked out on Xanax and taking bong rips while driving my car to work.
i peed on my dead kid
I’m a soccer mom! ⚽
I’d just like to interject for a moment.
I. HATE. BigBallsBrazil
I FUCKING HATE THE DRUMMER FROM COLDPLAY
I hate kids
I wish I’d live in Detroit :))
I too am from Ohio
I hate the Big Bang Theory
In response to Hikaru Utada coming out as non-binary
I want to f*ck my sister
i always liked to watch hentai since the start of my teenage, but when i first saw among us porn i got an feeling that i never have experienced before, it was something else… i like among us porn so much(especially the red and lime green) is such an pity that i had to take this tough decision
i used to roll the dice
I caught my brother jacking off to FNaF
Is Chess Over?
I hate furries. All of them.
I can see you
I have 420 kids trapped in my basement 😎😎😎🕋🕋🕋🕋
In response to a discussion about the effects of copypasta on humankind: a treatise
I don’t care if I get yeeted off reddit for this
I fed my terminally ill mother cum cookies
I hate McDonald
I’m not having this discussion with another Non Italian like yourself who doesn’t know their fucking history.
I’ve been stuck on this boss for 50 years.
I hope cloud sucks and dibs gets death threats send to them causing them to write an essay about how they’re leaving the community
I’m not gay, but if presented with the opportunity I would totally shag another dude
i eat glass
I’m tired of shitpost subs
I rejected a woman over the Walking with Dinosaurs series
I’m going to be a boring normie. You guys have actually shitposted me into normality.
I want to fuck owo bot bad
I’m not gay, but if presented with the opportunity I would totally shag another dude.
I asked a person 6 questions repeatedly and finally his mind broke
I’m not gay
I’m SO stuck D,:
It’s a war on r/memes
Isabelle
I’ve been stuck on the Zote the Mighty boss fight for 50 years
i shat in the mall fountain
I actually think people that use Reddit had above average intelligence
I didn’t poop for 15 days and then scared dozens of kids when I did
If I had to pick a Rick and Morty character that I’m most similar to, I’m definitely a Rick.
I am living in your walls.
I always love a good story
I HAVEN’T SLEPT IN EIGHT DAYS
Id love to shrink to an inch tall
I assassinated John F. Kennedy and pinned it on Lee Harvey Oswald
I found this reply to a question about flat Earthers (Question: Why can’t show a photo of the Earth to a flat Earther?)
I can’t stop, won’t stop, ever stop. It keeps on comin’
I don’t care that mother’s kill their babies by abortion
I hate minecraft axolotl!!!!1!!
I need Dream so much.
In my opinion, I think loli he Tai should be legal because it’s just a drawing.
I’m a firm believer that life starts at the erection.
idk what to say to this
it h as changed man…
I photoshopped a pic of my friend saying he was gonna come to my house and kill my family, AITA?
It’s not possible to hack in games
I literally hate all fucking people, every single one
In theory, age doesn’t matter…
I am a registered sex offender
I am superior
I want to fuck Moaning Myrtle.
I HATE ANIME AND WHY IT IS BAD:
I relate to Rick c137
I’m tired of seeing these fucking “I see what you did there” comments.
i wear a mask for hours everyday
I Am Living In Your *Balls
I called a guy a liberal for liking trucks and he sent me this
I killed my brother
I edited your mom
I love bingus
I edited the “I edited the “I edited the “I edited the” You are not a real woman” copypasta” copypasta” copypasta” copypasta.
I am living in your walls.
is that a terraria reference
ISO dirty cumslut
I was asked for uses of halloumi…
I edited the “I edited the “I edited the “I edited the “You will never be a real woman” Copypasta” Copypasta” Copypasta” copypasta
I came (ejaculate) while doing dips (cross posted from r/moreplatesmoredates)
I edited the”i edited the”
infinite cum
I hate that fucking ginger ed sheeran
I Rick Rolled 125 People At My Wedding.
I do not regret this (made with Catgirl translator on lingojam
I hope roaches fan feel pain.
I edited the “I edited the “I edited the “I edited the” You are not a real woman” copypasta” copypasta” copypasta.” copypasta
I am the best zoe player in the world.
I HATE JOJO
I edited the “I edited the “I edited the “I edited the” You are not a real woman” copypasta” copypasta” copypasta.” copypasta
I edited the “I edited the” “I edited the “I edited the” You are not a real woman” copypasta” copypasta copypasta” copypasta
I did not edit the “you are not a real woman” copypasta
I want to fuck the terminator
I edited “I edited the “I edited the “I edited the” You are not a real woman” copypasta” copypasta” copypasta.”
I am the new discord moderator on your server.
I miss the cu m
I’m reposting a famous copypasta 1 day before it’s a month old so I get banned one day before the post is legal to be reposted.
I have a new copypasta my dudes
I pissed in the kid’s drawer and fucked the shit out of his mom
I am 8 years old, English is my 6th language, and I’ve never written a book, but I just got a million dollar book deal! (From r/writing)
I edited the “I edited the “I edited the” You are not a real woman” copypasta” copypasta” copypasta.
I had a taxi driver once who volunteered that his daughter was a furry
I pay to enter your septic tank an hour at a time. – $150 (Jacksonville, AL)
I edited the “I edited the “You will never be a real woman” copypasta.” copypasta.
Infinite Cum Universe
I constantly obsess over 0.6% of the U.S. population
I have a huge erection, one of the biggest in the world.
I am quite impressed even though I am not usually impressed easily.
i have one answer for this
Invisalign
I have an insane sleeping fetish, I can’t get enough it
I edited the “I edited the “You will never be a real woman” copypasta” copypasta to be the most accurate as possible
i hate noobs
I GOT A DATE WITH MY CRUSH
I hate nightcore “music”
I’d move if I were you.
I use Linux as my operating system
Is this original or no?
I miss the Cummy era so much man.
I feel like I have a negative view on LGBTQ
I’m sorry you’re just not using your hot keys effectively.
I’m only 14, and still growing.
Is it natural that I can move my balls?
I’m struggling to see cum people as sussy
I hate teen z so much
Italian mommy milkers
If you do not masturbate to fortnite hentai I will literally come to your house and kill you.
I’m struggling to accept religious people as human.
I will be your personal toaster for 2.99$ 😎
I just downvoted your comment.
I cannot do anything
I have conducted a study and have found out the following information
I think I may be a Boku no Hero Academia character that was sent to this world by mistake.
I accidentally rapped a guy today
I saw 1.2353 inches of a girl’s shoulder today
it sucks to be a 10a kid
I saw 1.00000025 inches of a Sukhoi Su-27 today
I have sex
i don’t know why
I wanna fuck (Insert anime girl here)
is this copypasta?
It’s worse than not replying at all; do better next time
I was looking through my DMs last night and found this masterpiece. I decided ya’ll might wanna see it.
I am being spied on !!?!??!
It’s a huge kink in Japan
I just bought condoms at target and that had more importance and significance to me than my graduation ceremony
I made this after three days of consciousness.
I povitive tested for bovid
I think overall, Latinas have the best assholes to fuck
I will now speak words that can gain me karma on r/apexlegends.
I keep having dreams where I call Obama the N-word and I want it to stop
I made a few other versions of the Among Dick copypasta
I am very tough, don’t mess with me lad.
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
Infinite cum
I become strangely attracted to guys who play WoW really well. Anyone else have or had a warcraft crush?
I really hate Koalas
I became strangely attracted to guys who play WoW really well. Anyone else have or had a Warcraft crush?
I can’t troll anymore
if you know you know 😓
I so sad
Impostor Among Us
Infinite cum: By u/the_ghost_of_shell
I am not a furry.
In response to the comment: “mfw u forget to crop out the ifunny watermark”
I Took a Fat AF Rip on My Juul and said Fuck You to My Uncle Rocky
I am homo (phobic)
ifunny watermark
Im homo(phobic)
I fucking hate /r/wholesomememes
I really like Red’s (Overly Sarcastic Productions) webcomic
I’m technically 6’2
I love mating with animals [HEAVY NSFW] (From Hidden Answers)
I fucking hate Stuart Little
I Need To Vent For A Second
I saw this on a FNF wiki
I lie so others won’t end up like me
I
I cummed
If you are worthy of an INTJ’s time, please keep a few things in mind.
I almost got fired automating my job
I fuckin hate tom and friends (JOKE)
I bought a Stanley French Press.
I just downvoted your comment
I’m so fucking horny for 1970s men
I accidentaly destroyed my friends dick
I just took the biggest crap of my life
I hope today will be a different day
I hate twitch females!!
I have become eren jaeger
I wish they didn’t remove the redeemer from AS-Mazon.
It’s weird
I killed EmojifierBot for r/EmojiPolice
I sinned
I am genuinely by scared the fact that someone went out of their way to make this shit
I am genuinely by scared the fact that someone went out of their way to make this shit
I take the machete and sever my penis in one swing. (from r/aifreakout)
I’m, probably, in the top priority list of the FBI right now.
I’m Ventphobic
idk stupid thing to say but, recently i’ve been very happy with how my lifes been playing out, kinda been filled with hopes and dreams as of lately, been able to do alot more things correctly, such as actually talk to people correctly, etc!!!!!!!!!!!! just have huge hopes for my future right now,
I’m sick of beaking bad memes
I’ve bean cooming across great things lately…
In-depth analysis of obscene video (from r/hornyjail)
I, a caffeine addict, am superior to you, average person (from r/The10ThDentist)
I ate a bts meal and shit myself
i’m coming out. i’m not like the other hydro homies 😔 i hate cold water. room temp is where my heart lies
infinite cum
i just ground up my own dick
i ate a bts meal and shit myself (from r/singapore)
i swallowed some floss
i ate a BTS meal and shit myself (emotional)
I Am Addicted to Beer
I am very based 😀😡😎🔥 AMA
I want to get banged by Joe Biden
I hate gaming laptops
I 👁 hate 😡 people 👫 who have a different 😡 skin 💅🏻👑 color 🎨 from me
I made today this copypasta to mock British people
Its a drink?
i just shaved my penile structure
I wanna have sex with my son
I just unironically said this
I think its over for me and my family
i want to fuck a tank.
I hate all of you.
I saw an impostor among us yesterday
I saw it, the fucking FBI joke
In response to a meme about trans people
I get turned on by everything from Akeno
I met a homophobic r/JustUnsubbed user today.
i really love the number 3!!!
I want to impregnate Keqing so bad
I crave being done with acne
I love tucker carlson
infinite cum (cummy)
I grew up in a household where the wires were muddied
I came out as Dreamgender to my class today
Invented a new character
i like mcdonalds food
I downvoted you
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro
I wanna take Jerry the mouse and squeeze him until his stupid ass little head falls off and he squirms in pain
I am currently in sexual relationship with your biological mother
I attempted to take down Ben Shapiro
I sexually identify as a bob semple
I love pulling my gf’s hair out of my a*s
I’ve gone through 15 genders and need help!
I’m a narcissistic bitch that doesn’t care about societys insiders perspectives.
I encountered a racist homophobic dreamphobe today.
I like being constipated (Gem from r/The10thDentist)
In reference to Wario during a heated discussion on r/FormulaOne
I don’t know if this was added yet
I hate Minecraft Bedrock Edition
I don’t care for your sexuality
I fucking hate Sarvente
I love pulling my gf’s hair out of my a*s
I’m pissed
Is being sexually MORAL a cope for being a total loser?
I identify as amogus
I’m sitting in a room different from the one you are in now.
I suck his dick for hours at a time
I fear the ball man
Is this normal?
Im pretty creeped out by this girl in my class
Im pretty creeped out by this girl in my class
Im 10 but about to be 11 but submitted runs. Am i breaking the rules? Do you have to be a specific age to submit or speedrun?
I wanna bang Girlfriend so hard
I’M LIVING IN YOUR WALLS
I fear the ball man
I bought Ark today
I got my second covid vaccine today and it made me realize I never got a second shot with you. They say it doubles your anti-bodies but the only body I want is yours. Tell your mom I said hey. You don’t have to reply…
Imagine coming down….
Im pretty creeped out by this girl in my class
I hate R/femaledatingstragy
I really fucking hate peas
I like law and order
Iraqi Tiktok be like
i drem abt drem!
its over
I love chewing LEGO tire pieces
It’s called eurobeat
I am 19 years old and very interested in politics.
I want to bang Opheebop so hard
I got cum in my eye
I need the eyebleach
I ran into Keanu Reeves
I’ve been obsessed with Garfield, ever since I saw Jon Arbuckle naked.
I want to Fuck a cheeseburger
I am appalled
I have gotten the covid vaccine about 20 times now
It will not end
I just don’t know buddy
i hate alt girls
I may have accidentally committed a felony today by inadvertently exposing myself to a teenage girl.
I want him to step on me.
It’s like religion in a way in fact. But it’s not a shiny candy for kids, it’s the strongest and darkest coffee.
I fucking hate Koalas
I’m sorry.
I am beyond help.
I-
Idk fuckin goatninjas
I want to be eaten by a ne.rdy man’s as.s so bad
I will mine this lovestopl3asure gold mine until i die
I made a copypasta with mobile keyboard suggestions
I had sex with dream. (Nsfw idk how to mark it)
I want to be eaten by a ne.rdy man’s as.s so bad
I am extremely racist and hostile towards Dutch people in particular. Can I still become proficient in Dutch?
I hate gen-z
I am very horny all time
I love Taco Bell!
i got a new roach copypasta thing B)
I seriously don’t fart. ever.
I’m the hero 😇👿
Is this it?
I’ve secretly poured my semen in beverages for one year.
I want to be black and go to gypsy crusaders/Paul Miller prison
In a post where different pokemon represented lgbtq+ identities/orientations. (Vaporeon representing Men loving men)
I’m very happy to have
I see amongus everywhere I go…
Idk if this has been posted before
iCarly nazi superheroes
IM GOING INSANE
I laughed during sex. Heres why
I love holding in my farts!
I wanna have sex so bad
I want to bang Apprehensive_Staff78
Is He a Chad?
im up at 5am typing this
I’ve unironically had it with the “NoFap community”
If I fap to this am I gay?
I this plot + bees Don’t care =
I fucking hate this shit > 👁👄👁
I sucked off someone for an ultra valuable Pokemon card. (Found on r/offmychest)
I am the Anti-Christ
I AM AMERISEXUAL
I made an among us version of dreams song mask
Ifinite loop
If you know you know
I love my ribcage.
Is Eminem’s career over?
I love my ribcage
i hate alt girls
I jerk off to Leafy from BFB
I want THE WORST Sonic game.
I want to kill Chaos.
I am Sorry
in regards to Boyfriend’s name
I like ducks
I will show up to my funeral naked to make it sexual
In response to https://www.avclub.com/harley-quinn-creators-say-dc-wont-let-batman-go-down-on-1847095432
i drowned my family in cum
I have an announcement to make.
I hate all video game music
It’s actual insanity.
I had to write a story for children for a volunteering thing..
I want to have sex with the female Flame Atronach from Oblivion
I just cam out as dreamgender to my mom
I’ll fuck Vaporeon from pokemon
I’ve become Eren Jaeger
I hate the god damn Roanoke colony so fucking much
I get bullied for playing my Vita at school.
I just want the emoji version of this, ignore
Imposteral society and its future
Impostor in space
im realy tired of long h scenes in hentai games
I got caught In the cat
Imposter E3 Announcement
I’m incredibly intelligent
I’m going to Challenger instead of getting married
I, being a member of the homo sapiens species,
I’ve had enough of Among Us memes!
I want to fuck minecraft creepers
India is world supa-powa
I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️I MISS THE RAGE⁉️
I tried linux today and it sucks.
I used to fuck Incels and I miss it
I tried linux today and it sucks
I love being a slut
I’m not going to respond to this conversation anymore
i hate you fat Lizzo
I’m based
i fucking hate people who say based
I caught my homophobic friend masturbating
I WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH VENTI FROM GENSHIN IMPACT
im gonna ban all the bots.. AGAIN!
I love poopsluts
Im at the point where I’m gonna track your ip address
It is not romantic/cute to take food from my plate
Intel Bad [New copypasta found on Discord in a server I’m in]
I microwaved my jizz again.
I love diarrhea
I just watched the music video of Mask from Dream
I hate jacob and esau so much it should not be humanly possible
I say Big Chungus today
I fucked a Dolphin!
I support Grandpa Joe…
I FUCKING HATE STUART LITTLE
I got caught mastrubating by the principal’s high school daughter when I was 9
I can’t stop beating my meat to among us
I wanna bang Urban Tracker from CODM (parody of I wanna bang the Animal Crossing dog)
I like wet clothes
I had sex with Dream.
I cant fucking take it
I genuinely really dislike how people belittle both healer roles in video games and bottoms
if you dont
I cant fucking take it anymore.
I find the easiest way to judge intelligence (from /r/todayilearned)
I want to have sex with chairman Xi jingping
I brush my penis
its 10 now and it needs a phone plz help
i am a white austrailian
Idea for an open world Among Us game
I could unalive you at any second (master satirical post from r/teenagers)
i swear to fuck if one of you already posted this I’ll put my fist in my urethra
I’ve spent countless hours on 4chan, Tumblr and Reddit for over 10 years, I run some of the most successful meme pages of all time and I’m the creator of the #1 podcast about internet culture, memes and shitposting. I know much more than you, kid.
I used post nut clarity to make an important decision.
I’m a senior web developer, and don’t you dare waste my time.
Idiot on r/twoxchromosomes
I have a Boyfriend
I had sex with dream
Important Trivia
I am superstraight
I could kill a hunter with my bare feet. No kidding.
I hate woman
If you are against the new Dream music video, you are inherently ABLEIST!
It was me Barry script
I’M NOT YOUR DADDY I’M YOUR GRANDPA desc. in 100 words or more
I DRINK MY OWN CUM!
Inspired by a recent r/ShitMomGroupsSay post…
I MISS THE RAGE
I cant believe this
I ACCIDENTALLY CUMMED TO LARA CROFT FROM FORTNITE
I learned how to speak japanese
If you think that looks weird
I told him to delete a edgy george Floyd meme
I’m going to coom
IF YOU CAME FROM THE BATTLEFIELD2042 DOMAIN PLEASE LEAVE THIS SITE IMMEDIATELY!
I have an unhealthy habit of imagining my dick as a 6 speed manual transmission, and shifting gears with it.
I found my hot gamer girl and she won’t fall in love with me
I don’t know if this is a confession or an unpopular opinion but here goes
I had a stroke reading this, enjoy
Idiotic
I FUCKING HATE EVERYTHING!!!
I sex dream
Is… I-Is that… ELDEN RING???!!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!
ILPT how to steal socks
I found this
I fucking hate Gardevoir
Impressive
Ibiblio’s 404 Page
I swear if FFVII gets in Fortnite I’ll burn down someone’s hometown
I am going to have sex with this female Flame Atronach from Oblivion
I like hairy girls
I am very excited for the new battlefield
i hate t1
I came copypasta but bad translated
I’m in love with an anime girl and it’s making me REALLY depressed need advice
i refuse
I’M A SIMP
i hate this video
I currently put a bandaid on my vagina.
Infinity Cumming
I want to fuck the Samsung girl
if i go outside
I hate Gardevoir
I have the feeling you haven’t researched this at all
I don’t need anyone’s validation
Is futa gay?
Inches
I wanna get pounded by a Republican
I love you homie
I’m raping you tonight!
I found this in the wild
It’s happening guys
i will now be auctioning off random phone numbers
It is all Dwayne Johnson
I SAW JUNGOOK AS SOON AS I LANDED IN KOREA!!!!! 100% REAL
IS THAT AN ANONYMOUS REFERENCE!!!????
I have left UIUC Fall 2025 🙁
I Met My Husband at “La Chasse Primitive”
I translated the “You will never be a real woman” copypasta into german. Use wisely.
i came in my pants
i broke my dick? help?
I really fucked up by masturbating
I bet Jar Jar is fucking hung like a whale. God he can raw me anyday.
I woke up this morning feeling like a chicken nugget
I deeply admire Israel
i’m actually great, it’s everyone else who’s unintelligent
I TROLLED MY OFFICE WITH AMOGUS!!!!!!!!!!
It is the 41st millennium and there is cum
I (18M) rescued 500 children, ended world hunger, cured racism. Am I the asshole?
I’ve become so much like Eren Jaeger it’s scary
ITS HERE!!!
I’m so sorry about this
I love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
I was catfished for 11 years
I WANT BTS MEMBERS ASS-HAIR IN MY MCDONALD’S BTS MEAL
I’m rate ten for the gay rate bot
Infinite Copypasta
I hate r/Splatoon
I’m rate ten for the gay rate bot
I just cam out as dreamgender to my mom
I want to fuck the Reddit logo.
Is it true that attractive people walk faster?
I have a girlfriend.
I feel like there’s no way I’m the first to post this
I am deeply sorry
I want to fuck the Lemon Demon from FNF.
I do think Macedonia should be Bulgarian
I broke my dick? help?
I want to bang HLNA
I hate dream, part 2
its not flushing
Infinte cum
IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING TNO REFERENCE but Eastern Roman
i really like dream
i am china hecker
I’m attracted to my Among Us plushie and don’t know how it will effect future relationships
I can estimate a girl’s ass size from 200m away.
I’ve become so much like The Imposter from Among Us it’s scary
I encountered a racist homophobic dreamphobe today.
I Approve Of Your Art
I Microwaved my Jizz
I would like to scencierly apologize for my actions. While not at the tine, it is clear to me they weren’t appropriate and I should not have asked such a foul question. Deep down inside I think the hormonal emotion got the best of me and I would again like to say sorry. I understand if I won’t be fo
i came 13 times to the thought of pizza rolls
In South Korea we don’t say “I love you”
I swear to god, I hate my brain. Weirdest dream I ever had.
I enjoy shitting myself
I love my 1997 Nissan Skyline
Imagine stealing from r/memes
I am very stubborn.
I saw a girl in tights without panties and I came in my underwear
I hate double standards
I want Ben Shapiro to piss on me
If I see one more fucking Among Us post
I am immensely disappointed in the fact that Don’t Starve Together’s weather does not correspond to Antarctica’s weather.
Is it possible for a man to ejaculate without any physical stimulation?
I hate the tiktok text to speech voice
i could fucking strangle jason derulo
I’m more of a Chad I think
Is it possible to be straight but have a gay mouth?
I hate you.
If you buy a Series S over a Series X you are fucking racist
I still hate Ice Age baby
I’m so sick and tired of Sanghis
I think my brother’s masturbating to Radiohead
It’s not that I’m a conspiracy theorist, but…
I am racist
I’d like to play a game.
I fucking hate my life
I FUCKING HATE ALLIGATORS
I don’t care about your period (from a girl to girls only)
Incels
I’m tired of gamerism.
I hope, like me, you’re as mad as hell.
I refuse to say where I got this
I would describe myself as borderline hyper masculine
Imagine dragons radioactive
I Found Out What Dream Looks Like
I’m looking for a certain copy pasta.
Is this the Imposter from Among Us?
If skittles were a parasite.
I love Shrek
If I wanted to watch the end of a sport, I would watch this episode.
i wanna fuck the samsung girl so bad
I am sorry Dicord
I made this from a cursed video I found on youtube
I hate furries.
I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than having a daughter.
i fucking love school
I am pissed
i just downvoted your comment
Imagine being up there with the threat of Jeff.
I am sexually attracted to the Pixar Lamp
I am fed up of ALL THESE FUCKING BREEDERS
I find cool cocks
In toasters. In all the cum we do. We are pros.
I ended my friendship with my BFF because her kid is ugly.
I fear clowns
I’m LEAVING this Discord Server!
I love my big d, but I’m a recluse, so it’s been a while since I’ve had the chance to show it off to anyone.
I’m fucked up in the head no cap
If you DMed me, asking for my snap or pics,
I DON’T HAVE USNO except I fixed it
I LOST MY MARBLES
i just had gay sex with my friend but forgot to say no homo, wtf am i supposed to do?
I just nutted to your post.
I have a morning ritual that I need to share
I hate this meme
I have a light bulb stuck in my mouth
idc you didnt ask 2
i want iguodala
I came
In this world you’re either a smart fella or a fart smella
Is it safe to put ice cubes in the toilet? (Found on r/NoStupidQuestions)
I found this on the comment section of inflation fetish art of my husband
I broke my dick? help?
ive come to make an announcement but in higher intellect
I am the creator of this subreddit.
I came.
Im Annoying
I love the locker room
I’m sexually attracted to ice
I have no sympathy for them
I remember when i was younger
I know Greg Doucette personally
I wish I could live in a world like Skyrim
If Japanese people were weebs for America
I don’t like cum jokes
I had a job working at a scrap metal recycling foundry.
IGN and Kotaku Writers Complain About Days Gone’s “White” Protagonist
I just nutted to your comment
is who want?
In case someone is being an ass (please don’t arrest me)
I Can’t Fucking Take It (Copied From r/PokemonCirclejerk)
It’s pride time
I MISSED HER AGE⁉️ I MISSED HER AGE⁉️
I want to have sex with Pete Buttigieg
I found this in the comments of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ik51943WQE
I wanna go back
Isopods from a Youtube description
I emailed this to goop.com a few months ago
I prefer more traditional methods of talking to women
Indian villages
It’s everyday bro
I Love Large Women
I HATE LOU!!!!
I saw one of my classmates cleavage today
I need it
i’m a burglar
Im built different
Is she real
I want to fuck the Samsung Virtual assistant (found on twitter)
I have several questions.
I am giving away my penis
Is That A Motherfucking JoJo Reference!?
I call myself: beyond liberalism
I’m an American
I’m a weedhead
I never wanted to breed with anyone more than I want to with Virtual Assistant Sam
I Need to shit
I never play gmod again 😱😱😱😭😭😭
I found a copypasta in a yt comment
I used this on a neckbeard and he deleted all of his socials, have fun y’all
I cannot stand anime anymore.
I TOCUHED PENIS FIRST TIME!!!(emotional)
I am in love with Dream
I’m never good enough
I thought I was having a stroke trying to understand what this Facebook comment was getting at
I want to bang the Samsung assistant girl so goddamn bad.
I haven’t shit in 12 days.
I’m sorry i made this.
I wanna fuck the Samsung© girl
I”m actually fucking fuming.
Industrial society and it’s future
I can’t stop shitting blood
Idk the last time I saw the outside world
I DONT WANNA ANNOTATE THE FUCKING OUTSIDERS
Infinite cum.
I like cute boys in tiny jean shorts
I am from izmir. I did ancestry dna test and…
I fuckin hate LeBron James dude
I lost my virginity to Mario
I BROKE YOUR SIS WITH YOUR MOTHER’S FIST
I’m coming out as supergender 🙂 (tw for the bigots)
I feel like this is something important to talk about
I say this to you: middle finger
I gotta stop with the lyricpastas.
i just wrote this so i could spam it in a cringey pretentious literature discord server but it fits here well
I am addicted to furry porn
I dont care if dream cheated and here’s why:
I’m making a new sexuality called Asssexuality
It will be
I could care less
IM TIRED OF IT!
I want a totally immobile wife
I’m not gay
I love dream so much
I enjoy sucking on the teabag after I finish drinking my tea.
I want to hydraulic press my penis
I want to fuck the Samsung virtual assistant so bad
i made this because this guy literally fucking says “Ok?” to every single thing i say
I think you’re like 19 years old
I hate your feed
Im a straight man and let a guy blow me for money
I want these characters
I was dared to play “gay chicken”
IM DELETING YOU BROTHER!
I am a straight man and let a guy blow me for money
I gotta stop doing this.
i like the smell of period blood
I made this while listening to the fortnite soundtrack
I Hate the Antichrist
I personally hate the word simp.
Incel Guide 2021
I laugh at the insular fools.
I can hear them in the distance
india
I will NOT hesitate to call the police if someone with a piercing or tattoos tries to speak to me.
In-depth analysis/rant about the Cars Universe
I REPEAT HIS IS NOT A DRILL. THIS IS A GOVERNMENT BROADCAST MADE BY THE USA SPECIAL EMERGENCY COMMISION FROM THE FORMER TRUMP ADMINISTRATION.
I want to fuck adrien from miraculous
I can put my pp through cheerio!!!!
I wanna fuck Sarvente
I came across your profile…
I WANNA BANG TWILIGHT SPARKLE SO BAD
I don’t even remember where this ones from
I don’t know if this is bait or not
I MISS THE RAGE⁉️
I(17M) want to bang Lady Dimitrescu so fucking badly
If you are under the age of 45, you cannot be a pasta master.
i can’t do this
I have a story to tell you. Yes You 1!
Is it me or Sony be making their lead female protagonist look masculine as hell
I’ve seen this shitty ad so much on Youtube, so let’s just put it here
If you’re going to let me pet animals in a video game, at least make them unkillable (found in r/unpopularopinion)
Is that a AMOGUS reference??? From r/hypixel
In this video, we coded it so that I am in love with GeorgeNotFound
I must say you look delicious
Is anybody upset about how Ceasar died?
I found out my son (12-year-old) watches anime. How should I react?
I confess that I love the taste of pre-cum
I’m in love with Kala from The Gummibär Show.
introducing myself
I had this idea…
I Wish I Were A Guy So I Could Jerk Off…
I fucking hate gaming laptops
I am Kwangus Boobgurt, and welcome to my adventure!
I love jacking off
I DON’T CARE IF I POSTED “CRINGE”
I once worked for a guy–who was a complete fucking douchebag, by the way…
I MISSED THE RAGE⁉️ I MISSED THE RAGE⁉️ I MISSED THE RAGE⁉️ I MISSED THE RAGE⁉️ I MISSED THE RAGE⁉️ I MISSED THE RAGE⁉️
I rated your r/comedymutation meme, sir
I saw Dj Khalid at Borders Bookstore
I am a professional horny.
I forced a bot to watch 1000 hours of Prager University Videos. Poor bot.
I got denied from harvard 🙁
I have something to say
In response to all the drama…
I hate air fryers
It’s now a cdopynlapsta now.
I’M ABOUT TO SET YOUR ASS STRAIGHT
I GRADUATED AND FIGURED OUT MY CRUSH LIKED ME ON THE SAME DAY!!!
If you’re under 25 years old — or an immature 30-plus — I’m about to set your ass straight.
I fucking hate OnlyFans
I’m not taking a Vaccine
Is really Duolingo kill your family? (Serious, REAL SERIOUS)
I hate many east asian (mostly japanese) sweets/drinks
I want to put forward a new method of determining an online post’s fishiness that can not only apply to this forum but to other websites too.
It was a beautiful morning
i am too sussy for school!
I told my internet friend Michaeldsuarez that Fable 2 and Beowulf the Game were some of the worst games ever made and he literally had a mental breakdown
I came out as transracial
I am pissed at my neighbors
I just downvoted your comment
I was a God once
I mastered orgasm.
I have the n word pass.
I was paid by George Soros and Hilary Clinton
I took a massive shit (r/offmychest)
I am starting to accept that things sometimes can’t change
I will fucking rape you until you bleed cum out your eyeballs
I found a fnaf porn game
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
i may never return from r/femboys
in my humble opinion, boomers are the main reason this country is going to hell.
In a society, we do live in.
I hate feminists
I Hired A Prostitute And She Was Too Good to Forget!
I clean dicks for a living
I clean dicks for my job
I clean dicks for a living
It’s graphic af.
I’m leaving
I just came about 15 minutes ago
Incredible business idea [TW Info Hazard]
I’VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT.
I just pretended to be a cat in a discord vc for 3 hours what am I doing with my life ?
I am goth
I am not a fan of your fucking comment
I made an AI generated story
I noticed poop in between her cheeks while having sex. Please help!!!
I fucking hate jojo
I’m a gay atheist but I can’t not find it disgusting.
I noticed poop in between her cheeks while have sex. Please help!!!
I just downvoted your reply.
I want to fuck the vegan teacher.
I hate this anime girl
I just downvoted your reply.
I hate emojis. Let me explain.
I want you all to refer to me as Onii-Chan.
I love her curves 🤓
I love diarrhea
If I go outside…
If you do not support my policy you are against safety and wellbeing
if u don’t like star wars u die
I found this on r/fridaynightfunkin and now I need eye bleach
Incels are terrorists 😎
Is Minecraft a safe game for my child?
I’ve come to make an announcement
I can’t stop fucking thinking about Ben Shapiro’s body.
Impasta 🍝🍝🍝
I have an IQ of 150.
I’m 49, my wife is 34. She has the most massive tits
I have an addiction to sweet tart ropes
I hope this copypasta isn’t reposted before
I Have Seen Reddit’s Exclusive “Lounge” for Elite Posters, It’s very boring.
I love your garden there
I was just creamed by my brother – and it felt good!
I’m pretty sure what you’ve got there is a cringe meme.
Is it me or does agent 47 feel like hes autistic, i know hes supposed to be a stone cold killer but he just comes off like.he just doesn’t know what’s happening around him
I would literally never stop trying to impregnate you
I was abducted by aliens
I have been consumed by brown bricks
I am the designator of Meme Culture.
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today.
I am very smart.
I think I’ve discovered a new disease.
I’m starting to hate this game because of pvp servers.
I am 50 now and people routinely mistake me for a 30 something (goth)
I am doubt with Christ
I have an IQ of 150
I wrote this retarded timeline of events for a youtube series im working on…
It got stuck.
Industrial Society and Its Future By Theodore John Kaczynski
It”s repost time.
It’s not “based.”
it dfidn’t
It’s not “based.”
It’s not based
I’m evil
I . FUCKING . HATE . LEN’EN . PROJECT .
I deaded in minecraft
I read that lack of sex brings with it a noticeable improvement in the lexicon.
I don’t even know what this is. Found this on a google maps subreddit. WTF?
I found this On r/SomeOrdinaryGmrs
I am running a huge business.
I want to bang Lady Dimitrescu
I fapped during a funeral service.
I fucking love wiping my ass
I am a top level Chungoloist, and
I just love em!
I used to work at an abortion clinic
I’m the President of The United States
I know my gf ate my pet fish, but idk what to do…
Is it normal to smoke cum?
Iron Fist Technique
Icarly
im qutting
I got high as fuck and had a meaningful talk to my penis (from r/NoFap)
I’m not proud of what I’ve found
I want to bang the wojak doomer girl…
IBC Root Beer Recipe Change
I like to roleplay in my cursed image discord.
I’m being forced to send this
I am the danger Breaking Bad but Amongus
It all started with happy feet
I am alone. I am empty. And yet, I fish.
I’m thing….
It is normal to be a masc guy but i’m sexually turned on by other masc guys?
I know 💭 my 😂 post ♂ doesn’t follow 👣 the trend 🚮🚮 here 🔊 but 😤 real 😖😤 quick.
I just finished TBBT
I dare you to spell amogus backwards
I was 6 and I thought having a boner was a special ability and that I was unique, NSFW
imagine
I broke up with my girlfriend because she didn’t know how I like my coffee.
It is normal to be a masc guy but i’m sexually turned on by other masc guys? Sex/NSFW
I’ve gotten banned from over 50 discord servers
i made this because i am pissed at a guy who got toxic at me for random killing in mortem metallum
It was fun at first.
i love roblos so much
I told my husband to take a picture of my vagina.
I KNOW YOU FUCKING LYING BITCH
I Identify as an SU-63 5th generation Russian UCAV (Satire)
Im tired of it
i shitted myself
I hate bingus
i fucking hate girls with dicks
i hate bingus
I hate this group fuck you all
I like trains.
I am in the middle of carrying a league of legends game about to close it out, and my bra-less wife brings me a sandwich (not asked for) with chips as I get a double kill bot lane. So how is your day going
I am cringing
Is eating your shit really that bad???
I fucking love snot (Original Creation)
I will become back my money
I’m fucking cooler than you
I just shit and cum
If you’re a grown-ass man and you still wipe your ass, you’re not a real man.
Is there any extension or any windows software, by which can paste pre-saved copied text in any suitable place?
I Eat Boys – Chloe Moriondo
Imagine….
I regret clicking the r/morbidquestions post asking how humans are more sexually deviant than other species
Imagine..
I THINK IM PREGNANT (reposted because mods are stinky)
I went to buy a new phone the other day
I need help
imagine if a girl was jerking you off and she’s like “cum in my pocket”
I’m sorry
I am LITERALLY crying.
I hate the Ocean Sunfish
I want to be dominated by the among us imposter
I am 1,000,000,000% a pervert
I need to make this absolutely clear.
I just love snoo hentai. I don’t have a problem.
I want to suck my cousin’s toes so badly
It’s nice to finally have people treat me nicely
Insects
I cooked my Wife’s Placenta. Here’s how it tasted.
I fucking hate Fortnite
I fucking hate 6ix9ine
i would not nut in my sister
I have a new fetish
I have just downvoted your comment
I came all over my dog. AITA?
i fucking pepegad
In the comment section of a turtleboy blog
I hate genshin impact
i’m gonna make a rap song for cummy!11!!1
I would let my kid buy Minecraft, but I hear all this talk about creepers using it. I don’t feel safe letting my child buy it. Can any other parent agree with me?
I [F29] love my fiance [M34], except whenever we fight, he takes a dump in the living room, then makes me refer to his dump as ‘Mr. Hoskins’ and apologize to it. am I overreacting? our wedding is in 6 hours.
I waxed my chest with my wife’s sticky bra
Issac Physics.
I decided to make ascii art of the word “cum” (idk if it works on pc)
I fucking hate Jimmy Neutron,
Infinite cum
Imposter Amongst us
if ukrainian nationalists talked like balkan nationalists
I want to impregnate Keqing so bad
i was threatened
I am SO fucking sick of [thing that happens in stories]
I may have started the HODL meme by accident r/ethtrader
I’ve climbed ladders, pal
I’m more impressed about that ladder being made for that height.
I’m not impressed by ladders.
I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL PAY ANYONE 250 DOLLARS IF ANYONE CAN HACK BLUEPRINTS OFF OF ASPHALT 9 LEGENDS ON THE SWITCH
I heard my parents fucking
I will be your Boomer
I’m American, I hate you. and I want to murder you.
I think the word bird should be banned
i am a dumbass
I wish shooting among us characters was legal
I see you dropped something
I am Emma Watson’s Fart Slave
I want to fuck the jojo man
I have very thick skin, but this was too far
i want you jumproping butt booty naked right in my face
Im a sex haver
I’m going to kill myself, I’ve had enough.
I call it “down with the thiccness” apologies in advance
I wrote this in response to somebody saying Ronald Reagan wasn’t in hell and it got removed but I’m not letting it go to waste
Indiana Jones is a bitch ass motherfucker.
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I was driving down the road and the wind is blowing like crazy
I am putting everyone on notice
I II Ii I-
I fucking hate peppa pig
I HATE POLITICAL COMPASS MEMES
I can’t stand Twitter anymore
I HATE SUPER MARIO SO MUCH
I HATE SUPER MARIO SO MUCH
I HATE SUPER MARIO SO MUCH
I HATE SUPER MARIO SO MUCH
I HATE SUPER MARIO SO MUCH
Insult funny
I am a failed abortion, but developed a healthy relationship with my mom
I do not cum when I jerk off
Inca no mezame potatoes
I (35 F) Feed My Boyfriend (22 M) Unhealthy Food, Because If He Loses Weight, He’ll Leave Me
I want to bang DankPods’s sexy speaker
Important notification about your account.
I love among us 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
I made my first cat. Does it work?
I Love The Kind of Woman Who Will Actually Just Kill Me
I love the DreamSMP, I enjoyed all the aspects. It was almost like a true comedy for me. I found myself identifying with Dream more than most characters in movies. I was laughing throughout much of the movie. My wife later commented that as people left the theater we received some “looks”. I think
I will not give or receive help during this exam.
I tell this story for a reason. That reason is not for sympathy, but to show how sad this video is. This video, this 1:06 second video is the saddest thing I have ever experienced.
i fucking hate the furry community
I was in a motorcycle accident when I was 15 and couldn’t use either hand or arm.
I CAN’T STOP BRUSHING MY TEETH!!!! HELP!
IMPOSTER x MARIO fanfiction
I want to fuck the Wojak Doomer girl
I am sexually attracted to a mathematics symbol.
Is god a pedo?
i accidentally came on my GF’s panties I found something sexy and I came i didnt know I was wearing my girlfriends undies fuck (OC)
In defence of eating poop
I am the Straightest Man in the Universe, AMA.
I’m gonna fuck a Flame Atronach from the Elder Scrolls
I walked in on xSerpentine jacking off to FNAF porn
I can’t do this anymore (Bitcoin)
It is my birthday we had some sauce for dinner i am thirteen
I want to fuck the wojak doomer girl
Inca no mezame potatoes.
I sexed dream
I am coming back from my 10 minute ban
I’m so non conformist,
i just wanted to ask if you’d be my kawaii girlfriend?
I understand the story more than you do.
Is it illegal to sell your body to pay off student loans? (self.SubSimulatorGPT2)
I hate to be a “karen”
I love undertale the musical
I think my sister is a reactionary socialist.
IMPOSTER!
I’m coming out as Autgender
Ireland Douze Points copy pasta
Im high af y’all but hear me out.
I actually beat a nerd to death
I cannot stand people who like Dark Souls 2
Inca no mezame potatoes
It’s not fair (OC)
I’m currently pooping. Right now.
I put the “red sus” copypasta, the Navy SEAL copypasta, and the Flex Tape ad into the BOnsai story generator.
I am in love with SpongeBob.
I (M20) am no longer going to be talking to online friend (F25), and it genuinely feels like a breakup
i was banned
I educated my stupid teacher
I have a college friend that landed a job working for NOAA in a pretty high capacity. I won’t say more than that to protect their privacy.
in response to a meme about a luger in a discord im in
I have a boar stud
I’m stuff
I mean, technically….
i touched gras!!! 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵
I showed my MIL my cock and we ended up fucking NSFW
I literally can’t stand that there are people who like dark souls 2
I (16M) cant take my brother (14M) wooing every girl I bring home anymore (loooots of swearing)
I want to fuck my sister
In response to a comment saying r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG
I WANT TO BANG THE LARVA ISLAND FEMALE LARVA SO GODDAMN BAD
I haven’t worn a mask once.
i need karma
I want Hugo’s belts
If Biden were to tell people not to breathe chlorine gas, how many people would die form chlorine gas inhalation?
i am a god
I was told by commenters to post this here. OG post first. Reply second
I am very popular
I love Stephen Hawking
i put the vaporeon copypasta trough google translate.
I wanted to wake my husband up with a blowjob
I love druggies
It is important to drink milk, and it is an idea that many Japanese people want to know, and they are consulted with milk.
I’m the fun aunt
i think this counts
Introduction channel in a bloodborne discord server
I (24 F) have finally had sex with a dog
I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams
involved in a lesbian orgy
I found white slime in brother’s wardrobe earlier 🤩
I have a request
I was talking about how monkeys broke into my grandparents’ house and stole a bunch of shit and this was the response I got
I watch you every day
i almost got into a fight with a 13 year old on transit
incredibly prestigious
I have a PHD, in this field, you cannot win against me
I live in a fucked up village, I have an older sister, mother and father. My father quite loves fishing.
I’m your Femboy, fuck me
I remember back when the the iPod reached critical mass
I did this exact same incestous thing :/
Impostor dance tutorial
i was in the shower and now she’s getting her hair done lol lol i lol lol bro lol lol i lol lol bro lol lol i lol lol bro lol lol i lol lol bro
It is gayer to be an ass guy than a tits guy.
i summoned snoo
I love dream so much he is better than anyone i know (found on r/dreamgender)
I had a dream
I’ve realized something terrible.
Im not gay, but
I did a monster check for my 7 year old, and had my own anxiety attack from it
I just woke up and heard the among us song…
I just caught my parents having sex
I cum more computer storage then most pcs have, and I proved it
I came out as Dreamgender to my class today
I fucking hate parties.
I just caught my parents having sex
I have some bubble wrap
i ##########################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################################
I have no words to describe this.
I just caught my parents having sex
Ice king vs Eren
I love the female gender
I got kissed!
i like the new discord logo.
I remember the last time I touched grass
In a comment on a post on /r/youseeingthisshit about a man accidentally firing a firearm
I forbid you to play games like you freak go are you waiting for a crack
if you have any questions please contact me.
i posted this on r/inFAMOUS and thought it belonged here too
In a thread about eating burgers in front of a cow
Is this Drain Gang shit a cult?
I saw a girl’s shoulder in school today
I’m gonna cook an angry bird
I play new games
I love shoulders
I Love the CCP (english)
I noticed you have a profile picture of a very beautiful woman…
I made a writing masterpiece
Industrial Society and Its Future: by Theodore John Kaczynski
I hate r/teenagers so much
I did not ask for feet pics.
I am BEYOND sick of dating closeted gay men.
I fucking HATE other countries that talk politics
I’m done with this subreddit.
I will never use Reddit.
I hate the google pixel 6
I sent hentai all my coworkers
I formally bestow upon you: One (1) Reverse N-Word Pass (non-transferable)
i wish i had bl**d on my hands
im not a furry!!! i just wanna be monkey!!!
inspired by u/FemboyCollector’s post
I get an extreme kick out of Caveira interrogations.
ik this is old be quiet
I need data for a school project
I’m sick of this sub.
If I see another idiot say ‘toxic’ I’m gonna start breaking into grocery stores and smash all of there eggs >:(
I hate Gypsy Crusader
If I see another idiot say ‘toxic’ I’m gonna start breaking into grocery stores and smash all there eggs >:(
I had a dream last night.
I’m Knuckles the Echidna, But you can call me Knuckles.
I can hear my neighbours having sex oh my god
I have 2 wolves inside me
I Hate Ed Sheeran’s “The Shape of You”
I have a confession to make: I have a math fetish.
I hate this world
I prefer to wear women’s sneakers.
i love dragon quest
If you don’t *Upgraded*
idea
Insanity
IKEA racist??
Im out im done
I’ve done two clinical trials in my life
Is it legal to charge for and stream your birth on OnlyFans?
If You Hate Roblox
I Have No Cock and I Must Cum
Inspirational quote 2
Inspirational quote
It’s unbearable to think…
I wonder what Akatosh would think if the Dovahkiin used their shouts to tame and fuck a Dragon
i got mad
I swear to GOD my head is growing!
I wrote the “Prayer – Nicole Paris” lyrics with emojis
i wont touch grass
im done guys
Is it weird that I am attracted to this Sanic Amiibo’s little boobies?
I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cummy’s💘 👑princess 👑I’m 💘cumm
I ***HATE*** r/sandycheekscockvore (made by me)( no thesaurus)( please do not harass people)
i’m addicted to gay porn
I want to fuck the Red Impostor so bad, please let me bread his ass with my semen until he cums and dies while screaming and moaning like a lion and twerking his ass like nick minaj, please God, let me fuck that ass
i wrote this rap song for this minecraft server, hope you guys like it
i have no title
i don’t know
I can’t kill Lady Dimitrescu due to my feelings towards her.
I forget how i even found this but
I can’t stand portalcraft anymore.
I am 4.4kd in Warzone with 700+ wins and i have never, if rarely, complained about aim assist
I want Bill Gates to fuck Belle Delphine
I think that my baka is the imposter
Italia
instagrammer finds a way to become a millionaire
I pressed the text suggested words.
I encountered an intense rant about hot dogs under The Real Life Peter Griffin’s “Grinds My Gears: The Movies”
I asked for a copypasta in a survey and got this as a response
I don’t want to hold your baby
I hate it when I say “suck my dick” and people say “oH bUt yOu DoN’t hAvE a DiCk”
I think my ideal girlfriend is quite reasonable [OC]
I think I’m attracted to FemBoys.
Imcone
I was stopped at a traffic lights one morning
If you could be a sandwich what sandwich would you be? Why?
I love this sub so much lmao… also the emojifier bot can’t get me with this one
I had to write this in class
Idk
I’m the most alpha of the alpha males.
I just downvoted your comment.
i got this new anime plot
I revealed my cock length to my family, which escalated into a massive war
If you are ever losing an argument online, just use this as a comeback.
I swear this is true and it just happened I hate my lifr
I hate destiny
I love my huge dick
I was scammed.
It is Ramadan brother
I look forward to our future together
IAmA 25 year old gay man who has been in a consensual sexual relationship with his father for 12 years. AMA
I am a man of culture
I say, is that Spottemgotten?
IMDB Review of KSI’s “Laid in America”
I love the smell of my period blood
I don’t get it but it’s absolutely astounding
Integrated Graphics
In response to a ‘first’ comment
I povited tested for bovid
I Love TikTok
I only drink my own piss.
I support women
I cannot stop listening to the strokes
I’m the Scatman
I made 70k on dogecoin this year
I’m not a fan of your fucking comment
It pisses me off when people make fun of my micropenis
I can’t escape fnf (gotten from twitter)
I’m not even going to try
I shouldn’t have to tip-toe around your traumas. You find a way to deal with your own shit and stop causing problems for others
I am not a fan of your fucking comment.
I can’t stop fucking thinking about Ben Shapiro’s body.
I NEED MONEY URGENTLY!!
I hate you people
ironic copypasta on a friday night funkin discord server lol
I was in school right?
It was a good insult in the first half, devolves into “I am euphoric 2.0” in the second half.
I want male hot tub streamers
Is Shrek a mammal?
I’m playing against a cheater AI on Chess.com
I’m so handsome
I have mad sex 😎
If Blaze was alive in Shakespearean times
I like having a detachable penis
Intelligent Argument Copypasta
in a Minecraft server’s discord
I love Glados
I don’t think im putting enough dashes at the end of my sentences-
I fucking hate senpai from FNF
i used it many times
I Hate the Thumbs Up Emoji
I don’t get mods of female streamers
I’ll give you a tic tac – A final warning
I’m stuff
I fucked the impostor from the hitgame Among Us in my dreams
Iden Versio
I HATE ASCII! I HATE ASCII!
i am a 15 years old and i am a teenager. i have a 10 inch peenis and i have sex with my girlfirend every day after school. i also masturbate 12 times a day and i have had sex with 100 girls.
I noticed you have a very beutiful looking profile picture.
I would like to apologize.
I made my girlfriend orgasm with an Xbox controller (Overwatch ps4 edition)
I hate MrBeast
I hate my wife!
I have made complaints to every available organization I can think of and my last option is to go public with my disgust with how this whole pokemon thing is handled.
I’d like to explain why the lions would win against the Pokemon
I fucking hate koalas
I’m gonna say this only once.
I HATE HATSUNE MIKU
I have been part of online communities for three decades now.
iv had come to make an ancoucment
i had come to make an anncouement
Im a good boy, but ive got a bad side…
I am very angry
I stole my dads car
I FUCKING HATE SOUTH PARK
If I walked into a Lamborghini dealership and asked to test drive a car, would they let me?
im sorry
in /r/RBI
I see you made a post about me.
I found this on a argument about balance in For Honor, otherwise known as the completely unchallenged most toxic game of all time.
I see you made a post about me.
I can’t wait for my next covid shot
I used to be a beat cop
I accidentally robbed a bank
I won
In chat of a titty streamer
I wrote a copypasta with my feets
is my boss a communist?
im so sorry
I’m racist
i would have made this longer but discord char limit cucked me
I just got banned from an smp because my security was too good
I want YOU to eat more corn!
Is my boss a communist?
Infinite cum
In response to jack black
Is Ludwig Ahgren really a flat earther?
I found this in a discord server
I am Augusto Cumberbatch.
I fucking hate dream. (a copypasta i made myself, excpect some exaggeration)
In response to someone calling unfezant boring
I know we don’t really know each other
I’m Hating Liberty Mutual Insurance Commercials
I’ve seen what getting jizzed on by a group of people does to a man it is not pretty
I feel like Juice Wrld
I don’t even know what to say for this
I cummed in my friends cereal
I lost my asshole at the daycare
Is cho boy ereh ereh
I just got my first covid shot
i found this on r/fuckyou
I am a Morukia wolf dragon lycan.
Italian fed up with Italian slander
I have survived the worst days of my life. After 8 years of constant struggle, I left the cult called “NoFap
I have survived the worst days of my life. After 8 years of constant struggle, I left the cult called “NoFap”
IPhone Problems
Itching an extremely itchy butthole is a feeling better than any orgasm.
I love shittytranslatorbot
I WENT TO THE SUSSY SHREK SWAMP
I’ve heard researchers say there is no link between video games and violence.
insultando a fr*anceses 🤮🤮🤮
I have something I have to say (please read until the end)
I wrote this to u/dababyonreddit but he never replied 🙁
i just want to know pls
it’s just a sussy baka and it cannot be that bad
It has recently come to my attention that you are gay
Is My Boss A Communist?
I can’t cum
I did a bet at betfred
I think my boss is a communist
I hate seagulls with passion
I like fucking spiders
I 🤴 pledge 👋 allegiance to 💦
I am the best btd battles player in existance
I’m mean in games
I just want you to know,
I am a corrupted being
I just downvoted your comment FAQ (lite version that fits in your profile description)
i had this dream
I HATE TOUHOU 18 >:(
I love r/teenagers.
I have a fat pair of nuts
I have explored the Universe
I hate Dream.
i love the office
Imagine spending $1200 on a fucking phone.
If You Hate Roblos…
Is Jerma985 Real?
i love cum
I love Nekomata Okayu
I love Bill Gates
I really love Minato Aqua
I hate vtuber chats.
I’m sorry.
I would absolutely love to become big and fat.
I can’t stand disabled people
I do not seek your hand in a romantic way
I am addicted to sweaty ass.
I’m a fan of mischief.
I love the kind of woman that will just kill me.
I am sexually attracted to Sally from Cars
i found an asshole art theif on twitter who does not want this to be a copy pasta, but i say no to art theif asshole
I unironically play raid shadow legends
I Love the kind of woman that will actually just kill me
Im hiding for my own safety but it’s a copypasta
I thought women had a hollow penis [protruding outward] as their vagina.
I fucking hate british “””””””people””””””
I’m glad as fuck I don’t work anywhere where I have to deal with all this fucked up technology bullshit.
I hate pinky toes so much.
Is it ok to masturbate in the elevator?
I just shit and cum.
I’m done with this server….
I am the creator of this subreddit.
I LOVE ASTOLFO SO FUCKING MUCH
I hate jers
Is it really fries before guys?
I sexually identify as an A-10 Warthog.
Is That a Hermitcraft Reference?!
If someone ever goes like “go outside” whenever you’re in an argument or some shit pls use this it should make them crumble into the pathetic spud they are yes i know this is short but this is all i can come up with
Inspiring speech about the human race.
Is it illegal to kill an ant?
It’s time to go to Jason. Your butt must cease to speak evil of Jason.
Im a 14 yr old male and lost my V card to a 24 year old. (Japan) (A little akward)
IQ
i want to bang the fucking fnaf chicken
I’m high
I like feet
I saw Chris Broad at a konbini in Shinjuku yesterday.
International Women’s Day
I dont think I can shift to Hogwarts anymore
I want to fuck Smurfette. So what?
Is sucking dick vegan?
I have an unhealthy addiction to isabelles feet
i love eating shit
Infinite cum
incel friend sent this on the group chat
In bulge physics in videogames.
I Won’t Take the Vaccine Because It Makes Liberals Mad
I’m going to ask my crush out
I want to fuck Ron Paul
I can’t pull back my foreskin
I predicted in late December 2020 that the most compelling UFO footage ever taken would be released on February 13th, 2021 that would send shockwaves across the globe. I’ve been silent ever since because I turned out to be wrong. || Here is my story…
I’m just some dude that fought a bird out of a house that wasn’t even his own!
I don’t even know why this exists
I am based gigachad
it’s futa retard
I can’t be the only one…
Infinite Poop.
Internet brawlstar
I am against reddit
i have news
I understand why Men live less…(from a woman’s perspective)
I shall be the successor for u/AmongUsCockBot
I came in my mouth
i didnt read the whole thing idk
Is it immoral to pee on a grave?
Is it immoral to pee on a grave?
I let my girlfriend peg me to piss off our Christian neighbors
I want to chase someone
I’m sorry for being an asshole
I owned a blasphemous #COVIDIOT spreading dangerous misinformation today. This definitely happened.
I wanna find out which fucking executive bastard at Microsoft thought of the “manhole question” and I wanna punch him in his smug-ass little mouth.
I’m tired of being an incel
I am alive
I have watched over 7,000 hours of dubbed hentai… you cannot say “Miata” if you are not a Miata owner
I translated a part of prince of bel air and…it was like 30 words long and then this is what it became..
Incoherent story from “journalist” Marcus DiPaola
I had a dream
I have been holding my poop for over 70 days
I remember you was ejected
I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girl’s shoulder today
I’m swear, I’m not gay!
I like getting hit in the balls
if you hate roblos 🙄and you think its garbch 😡and childich 👁️👄👁️💅then get off my page ✋✈️ because 😩 are you goint to see 👀 here👈 is 😳 roblos 🤩 gOodBaYe 💟😊
I am a reddit mod
i am sexually attracted to mutilated dead bodies
I just downvoted your comment.
If you have an onlyfans, don’t expect people to sympathize with you.
I have full permission from @CariusVTuber to send this here.
Igloo
I am the copyposter. lol
i dont like sweetcorn
If someone is annoying you just start telling them this really interesting story till they collapse
I found it on relationship advice
I want
I FUCKING HATE THE PROCESS OF SHITTING 💩
If i shoved…
If you know you know
In Virginia it is illegal to have sex with the lights on
I fucking hate it when people talk about Among Us.
I hate these fucking timestamps
I want to fuck a cactus
I want to fuck a slime
i like 👍 😄 to make walks🚶‍♂️ in the morning time ja
Irish People trying to Explain How Their Country’s Rich
In Defense of Vorarephiliacs
Instagram
I love diarrhea
I am not lying right now my grandpa and my grandma used to own a concert place in demoines
It’s exposure time
I am not sure the most powerful thing is
I’m the imposter
I finally did it. I out-pizza’d the Hut. It was the greatest mistake of my life.
It’s been a long time coming
I hate group nicknames so much.
I have all your tumblrs now.
I sexually identify as an RTX 3080
i povited
i did a little trolling on a discord server and this was the result
im in a discord group with a british person and a german person and the german wrote this in 20 minutes
i wanna??
I wanna fuck amogus imposter
I’m literally peeing on my living room rug right now.
I hate brushing my teeth
I’ve become so much like Eren Jeager it’s scary
Incognito time 😎
It’s just a game
I wrote a paper on why furbies are predators.
Im leaving this group.
I’m Gay now.
I’m dank now
i hate amongus
Instagram thirst at it’s best
I had a dream that Tom Scott caused this subreddit to be renamed to bakingscape
Impostor syndrome
I just want to cosplay as Ganondorf
is my younger cousin okay?
I hate that I am circumsised.
i love dream!!!!!!!!!!! #mcyt #mcyttwt #nsfwmcyt
I would love to fuck a Leopard 2A7
I’ll probably get it done in a third world country just to risk infection
I’m so high on mushrooms
Important familial inquiry
I hate bald people
I hate bald people
is it me or does minimum wage bussy hit different?
I don’t fucking care
if you’re a targeted individual
I’m a perrson who has many girlfriends and I am better than all of You:
I don’t care about the pandemic
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST I HATE THE ANTICHRIST
I HAVE A CHALLENGE FOR ALL OF YOU!!
I hate bald people
I give you a hamburger.
i swear to fucking god i am so horny right now
I do not masturbate using the ‘hand jerk’ method; I masturbate by laying on my belly then rubbing my penis against the bed. Is this normal?
idk bro
I hate that i am circumcised
I Hate Bald People
I’m not really sure why I have to write this message but here goes:
i don’t like people who tell me i am bad at a game because i have 993 losses and 2 wins
I hate Anime fans
I used to love coming on this server
I uninstalled every single online multiplayer game on my PC because of mean people (cross-post from r/self)
i like my shit seasoned with piss
Is there a reason why the blonde haired girl is between the other two?
I fucked a block of cheese from the family refrigerator
I (12F) killed my mum (82F)
If Ultron had won in Age of Ultron and faced Thanos for the Mind Stone, who would win?
I ain’t gonna lie
i see a femail has typed a message into chat, also my mother has been dead for years.
I have something to say…
Imagine a world where Reddit was mostly non western.
i’m a straight man that wants to be a futa
ITS JUST A SUSSY BAKA AND IT CANNOT BE THAT BAD
It took me like 5+ months to actually shift
Intelligence is overrated from r/unpopularopinions
I Love Durov
is that a jojo reference
I really don’t know how to ask this, but… uhhh
I very regularly have sleep paralysis
I taught myself to read when I was 18 months old
I’m sorry that you have so much doubt in yourself and in mankind.
I thought it was the #devilOT #scaryTechnology #nanotechnology #vaccine #ElonMuskNeuralink
I HATE THE BEATLES
I’m not gonna attack you
I’m gonna do a funny
i found this comment under an article when i was looking for a list of states that allow you to sleep in your car, it just felt like amazing copypasta material
Is anyone else sick of stepmom/stepsister bullshit?
in rick and morty i never realized how hot mr goldenfold was until i saw him in caterpillar form. I just wanna chew all his legs off one by one and make him hurt sooooooo bad as i use my wasp tongue and eat his caterthingy 🥺
I caught my girlfriend masturbating while she was on her period.
Interesting
If You Hate Roblos And Think It’s Garbich Copypasta.
I hate “Xd” and “xd”
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I want to fuck a toaster
I like
I am frustrated with Leyland Kirby’s creative choices when making everywhere at the end of time (AKA Dude shits over a cool concept album)
I heard my brother making weird sounds in the shower.
I found this on r/Confessions
I went to McDonald’s today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side.
It’s a total fabrication.
It aint easy honing debate through vaush
I am Elon Musk, and This Is Saturday Night Live
I’m not sure how I’m doing anymore…
I used to roll the dice, feel my dick in my enemy’s ass, listen as the crowd would sing, now the old king is dead, lol. One minute I heeeeeeld my nuts, next my balls were closed on me, and I discovered Sans, upon pillars of salt, and pillars of salt, and pillars of salt. I hear Jackieeee Chan singin
I am a gorilla warfare
if hitler was a hermaphrodite he could take over the whole fucking world
I actually met Anna Kendrick at an airport
I tried the Bob Ross energy drink and that shit was liquid ass
Incel rant
I quit Reddit!!!
I want to fuck a toaster.
In response to a Pokimane tweet
In response to me saying “AMOGUS”
I stuck my wiener into a hot pocket
I am simple trolleybus driver Gennady city Saratov.
I will save this cursed land
Idv
infinite cum
I made this comment on r/apandah and people kept repeating it
Is this allowed lmfao
I found this under a youtube video
I found this gem in a Random Comment…
I Love Dick Vore
I’m all for flattening the curve or whatever phrase you wanna use but
If you ever get destroyed on Reddit comments – just throw this flashbang and run 🏃‍♂️
IT LITERALLY SAYS YOU ARE SUS
It’s nine o’clock on a saturday Regular crowd shuffles in There’s an old man sittin’ next to me Makin’ love to his tonic and gin
IF YOU’RE A FEMALE AVATAR ON REDDIT DON’T OPEN
Im fucking done with your bland “Murica bad” jokes. Just shut the fuck up. All of those jokes are based on untrue stereotypes and over exaggerated news media. The majority of you have no idea what its like here and im fucking sick of hearing your dumbass, uninformed remarks. Christ.
I am a self proclaimed cock worshiper (Found on Quora)
I love the feeling of callouses and skin imperfections
In 1977, the Voyager 1 probe was released into the solar system with multiple goals including conducting experiments relating to physics, biology, geology, topography and much more, although it had a more important mission, to find anybody who thought this was funny. After 1.366e+10 miles it still h
Is the government dumping toxic waste into the ocean to make the sharks gay?
I’m just like Kim Jong Un and women.
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I’m a discord mod
im a jojo fan
I want to fuck Dream
It’s a damn goldmine
I am an expert in martial arts
I Am A Man. A Man Who Doesn’t Cheat On His Wife And Doesn’t Break Up A Family.❤️❤️
Im a good parent.
It’s my guilty pleasure, visiting the internet zoo.
I fucking hate sweet pickles.
In the youtube comment section for my town’s mayoral election
I fucking love godzilla
I looked at pics of Billie Eilish feet, is that wrong?
I can’t stop saying sheesh.
I Hate Friday Night Funkin’
it is good enough by itself, doesn’t need a title
If you ever piss me off… (credit to my sister)
I fed my co-worker a burger topped with special sauce. Only he and I know til this day (found on r/Confessions)
Is any of this real
I think anal is gross.
I LOVE FRIDAY NIGHT FANKIN!!!!! 😁😁
I’ve found the greatest love poem of all time on r/waifuism
I hate irresponsible parents who buy their kids big ass expensive phones
I’m not a nazi, you just lost the argument.
Is Batman MGTOW?
I hate the word “panties”
I don’t like cats.
I love teenagers
I did 500 squats a day and developed a dump truck ass to own the libs
Im gonna report this server
I would kill to pound my throbbing, banana juice dripping cock
I Unnecessary change
I found a nice steam description
In response to “perfectly pleased”
I found this in a Facebook parent group.
I am terrified of Bill Murray
I love you Emily
Infinite cum
I have an intense among us fetish and it has ruined my life
I’m so ugly that I’ve reached a new level of disgusting
I want to marry Kirisame Marisa from the Touhou Project.
I can’t stop putting shit in my foreskin
I am sexually attracted to The Rockstar himself.
imposter 😳
I was on my way to become ripped AF 🙁
Israeli navyseal copypasta
I am so sick of your fucking shit please fuck off and stop posting this shit please. I’m so fucking pissed off and I’m almost NEVER pissed off at anyone unless they really do something that ticks me off. You posted this like, what, 4 FUCKING TIMES ALREADY AND YOU STILL KEEP POSTING IT?!?!?!? PLEASE
I FUCKING HATE APPLES
I want mileena
I wrote this for my crush. Should I send it?
I didn’t fuck my cat.
I have never experienced happiness in my life before I downloaded DaGame
I apologize on the use of “sir.” I did misread your name, I thought it said “Bob”.
I AM ABOUT TO LOSE MY MIND.
I only shower once a week
I ain’t got time for LARPing
Is it normal to hate the happy birthday song?
I came here to enjoy rational discussion about a game series I enjoy/funny memes. I didn’t come here to have to have people give absolutely shit takes on a game.
IT IS APRIL 20TH 😡😡
I like it when other people poop in my house
I fucked up by saying “no one asked” to a funeral invitation
I fixed the swear list. CONTAINS FALSE POSITIVES. (NSFW) (SPOILER)
I don’t have a clue who or what you are? And you can do as you please? Do I have power or control over you?
I’m Gay!
I am not a bot and I performed this action as a human, with a conscience l, with free will, fredoms and rights and choices to make. You? A bot? Meaningless.
I feel really bad cumming on my turtle.
I regret to inform you no one cared about that long paragraph you just wrote
I am foreskin man
I (f18) love being stuffed full with random objects
if I am stuck in a burning building
I have arrived at the very important conclusion that Japanese porn is the worst and that Russian porn is the best. Let me explain why.
I hate taking a shower (Some Gold from r/teenagers)
I collect dead wasps lol.
I think I figured out why Dream got such good enderpearl rates in his Minecraft speedruns
i am kira.
I enjoy the smell of others people’s farts.
I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home.
I just made this like 10 minutes ago, whenever you see a fnaf dupe on gmod just comment this. (also let me know if this doesnt belong here)
I fucked my cousin
I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home. (from r/unpopularopinion)
I am convinced anime girls evolved from swordfish
I fucked my cousin
I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home
I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home.
I am sexually attracted to Los Pollos Hermanos
I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home.
I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home
If you had a portal gun and a tight hallway, you could eat your own ass.
If kidz bop did the navy seal copy pasta
I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home.
I want dream to swallow me
I apologize for my horrendous english
I love it when people take a smelly poop at my home.
I’m going to Venus to get a bigger penis I’m going to Venus to get a bigger penis I’m going to Venus to get a bigger penis I’m going to Venus to get a bigger penis I’m going to Venus to get a bigger penis
I think your dreams are telling you that you like ass.
I had to look up what “Timbs” are
I started living on my own a week ago and i can eat all the olives
i fucking hate poland from hetalia
I love when the water splashes up from the toilet while I’m pooping and hits me in the butt.
I wasted over $2,000 on revenge. AITA?
I don’t dawdle. I don’t dither. And I certainly don’t weigh the options.
Is it priced in? An /r/investing copypasta
In the witcher subreddit
i wanted to be italian
I wish I was Adam Sandler
I Saw Trump’s Sex Tape
I have barbie and MH dolls which i consider my girlfriends
I want to fuck Sarvente so bad
I LOVE Monster Sugar Free Energy Drinks!!!
I am the hacker
If the video you posted takes me to Youtube, I’m backing out and instantly downvoting it.
I hope someone gets it
i hate straight people
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE
I hit 5 years nofap
I’m SO tired of being asked out by guys
Incredible Incorporated, the best new company around.
I’m sexually attracted to reddit female avatars (meme)
I Love the smell of my own farts
I comes before e unless after c
Is your nose itchy?
I’m done responding to ill mannered people
Ive become so much like Yoshikage Kira it’s scary
I don’t care.
Im a Gay furry fox
I play hardcore fps
idk what to title this really.
i’m over here stroking my dick
I shit my pants
Is that a jojo reference? (jojo spoiler)
I lost my bitchass dog again
I phone is the best console
I’m sorry
I had a nightmare
I was looking for help on calculus homework and found this on Yahoo answers
im gonna fucking slit my wrists and bleed all over. the floor and make snow angels out of my own blood
I wish I lived in a dystopian universe where…
I am so desperate for a girlfriend. (r/teenagers is a gold mine)
I’m done with this subreddit.
I was a neighborhood vigilante
I AM CODY TOTAL DRAMA!!!!!!
In Korea, heart surgeon
Impasta
I’m heterosexual
I want to bang the animal crossing dog but it’d Jaiden Animations
I pretended to be deaf to get a customer to fuck off
I saw TEQ Janemba in a grocery store.
I hate Canada
I can’t stop beating off to the Bih Yah music video
i like big hairy men
I’ve become so much like Eren Jeager it’s scary
Its really cock sucking time again?
It wasn’t my brothers who googled the boobies, ‘t was me (gold found on r/confessions)
I will preface this post
I am Notorious BIG Reincarnated
Is that spotemgottem?
I present to you my cheating bf (from the other girl)
I’m sick of these slutty whore males with used up cocks.
In the crem
I’m becoming so much like Eren
it was only 83
I always think how mad it’d be to have sex with a dwarf imagine the positions and portability you’d have
Is that Spottemgottem? That nigga has been on my mind. No cap, I been thinking about that time when I barebacked him raw in a Boca Raton Air BnB. That shit had to be the tightest, blackest, wettest boy pussy I’ve ever laid pipe into. I swear to God, the most heavenly high is gargling that wonderboy’
I don’t like fortnite
Its always the same thing!
Is it okay to take inspiration from a real-life horrible event?
I finally smashed my printer and I feel fantastic (with bonus picture)
I cannot and shouldn’t date someone if they aren’t on par with me intellectually. And I’m not going to let people make me feel guilty for my reasonable standards.
I have repented to Allāh سُبۡحَانَهُ وَتَعَالَىٰ for mocking Islām and I free myself from my previous actions of mockery.
I Eat Earwax
I am a tree hugger
Insane journey to busting thou nut
i am so based
I met Vaush.
I just woke up from an insane dream
Is it….
I fucked an impostor.
Its My Cake Day.
In Between Big Boobs!
I might be sexist
I wear pantyhose.
I love diarrhea
I got an 8inch dildo stuck in my ass
In answer of weird city of Wales
I hate furry game, stop posting about it!!!11!
I hate AMOG US
I got an 8inch dildo stuck in my ass
im so sorry for saying “hi cumming, im dad”
itchy balls
I got an 8inch dildo stuck in my ass
I texted this to myself while drunk at 2 AM
I got an 8 inch dildo stuck in my ass (gold found on confessions)
Icecream
I BELIEVE IN POKIMANE SUPREMACYYYYY
I poo with the bathroom door open and I don’t use toilet paper
is fucking rats in ramadan haram ?
I hate reddit !
i finger myself when i poop
I just spammed predictive text and this is what happened
I like to make walks in the morning time ja
I shit my pants in an in-person class.
In the comments of a song about a stalker
If you throw a rock at a pack of dogs
I’d actually be extremely worried for the people on board that ship, and I’m surprised that people have the gall to joke about something like this
It’s actually a very well deserved sense of superiority.
I made this
I’m a normal guy, I’m a swell guy
in response to a discord ping
I have a crush on Markiplier
i swear i am not gay
Its quoge babey, a short story
I simply can’t kill you.
i need to confess this, before it’s too late.
I remember the first time I had radishes.
Is it me or do most men age prematurely and get ugly early in life?
I’m tired of arguing with everyone about BOOBS
I joined using ChatCraft from my Android device! Download it for free!
I hate women, please let me fuck my teacher, I am also le hackerman
I played bingo on my penis
I’d just like to clear something up
I don’t like kids.( From AITA )
I Hate Koalas
Idk where i found this thing
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter.
I am the Hulk! So what? I am a Son of GOD!!
i cant take it anymore!!!!!!!@1~~~!!!!!!!!
I sexually identify as..
I fucking hate Amogus but every word that ends in Y and CE ends in -mogus (including the any in anymore and every in everyone and my in myself)
Im a troller 😎😎😎😎
india
I hate apple, here’s a paragraph
i hate depop
I just shit and cum.
It’s always on the toilet
I want to fuck Ben Shapiro
I found a thing
I’m sick of everyone pretending….
I met Thomas Pynchon at the grocery store
I hate this song
I know Necrophilia is disgusting…
Is it okay to take inspiration from a real-life horrible event? [from r/writing]
I hate you.
I eat apples like a wild animal.
I once had a poo
I fucking hate amogus
Indie laBels
Ignore
I’ve become so much like Eren Jaeger it’s scary.
I’m not a homophobe
IAMA for overthrowing a democratically elected government
I stole a pair of my friend’s dad’s briefs for two weeks.
I gently pushed my bulldog out of the way with my foot.
i just ejaculated to your reddit avatar
I’m leaving this sub
Imposters pee pee
I hate garfield
If u suck your own dick while you turn 18 you’re a pedophile
its 3 am and i fucked up really bad (r/teenagers)
i cant take it anymore!!!!!!!@~~~!!!!!!!!
I hate high school
its 3 am and i fucked up really bad
I’m not gay but am dating men anyway
Instructions
its 3 am and i fucked up really bad (gold from r/teenagers)
I am addicted to Sopranos youtube clips.
I present an offering to the archives!
i want to fuck the daughter from the mtn dew x gremlins advertisement
its 3 am and i fucked up really bad
its 3 am and i fucked up really bad
i hate aurelio’s
its 3 am and i fucked up really bad
its 3 am and i fucked up really bad
its 3 am and i fucked up really bad
its 3 am and i messed up really bad
its 3 am and i fucked up really bad
I peed white stuff, help i need medical attention
In response to a pasta
In my superior opinion…
Ignore this
Inspiring TED talk.
I want the impostor from amogus to fuck me
Imagine you have a childhood dog (Star Wars fanboys having a normal time)
I hate DaBaby
I am officially coming out of the closet as nigreosexual (gold from r/teenagers)
I hate among us
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
i’m a dumbass
I will never understand people who like vanilla sex
I always wanted to see a trans
I have jerked off 23 times in the past 24 hours
I am a concerned mother with a 13 year old child
I watch Big City Greens for the vibe.
I don’t even KNOW what to call it, but I’m heavily unatracted to/ by people even on a friend to friend level
I met Andy Dick
I have jerked off 23 times in the last 24 hours (Golden shit from r/teenagers)
I’m the boss
I don’t think you understand.
Is pegging Sex? And why?
IMPORTANT MESSAGE FROM ANNE ON “FAN FICTION”
I love shitting
I don’t think y’all have any reading comprehension
I WAS BORN FOR DYYYYIIIIIINNNNNGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!
im downvoting your every comment
I would do this, but the fanbase is toxic.
I searched up “Penis Flavored Beer” and got this masterpiece.
I sexually identify as a British warship
I want your account
I got drunk
Idk lol I found this on a test
I have lost my ability to be funny
I am a weeb I have no shame in saying that
i <3 u
I just trolled you.
I (03 male) hate geoguessr and will report them to the Interpol
I found this new dating app!
I found this on a video about Anti-Piracy screens.
I drink cold grapefruit juice.
I AM SENATOR PHILLIPS
I’m a psychic, so I can guess people’s sex without a medical examination
I think my friend is an imposter!!!!!
I don’t want to be the type of guy.
In relation to Elon Musk
I really really really really like Buffalo wings
I blacked out after drinking and woke up to an Emoji Movie porn page and this comment
I.M.P.O.S.T.E.R
Itchy Ass
I’ve become so much like Eren Yeager it’s scary…
I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I’LL STICK A TOOTHPICH UNDER EACH OF YOUR TOENAILS AND MAKE YOU KICK A WALL AT MACH FUCKING SPEEDS
I need a better quality version of the pepe the frog booba, but only the first ascii art
I’ve become so much like Eren
I downvoted your comment.
INDUSTRIAL SOCIETY AND ITS FUTURE BY THEODORE JOHN KACZYNSKI
I am so sorry if this is causing drama. I think it’s time for me to express my feelings.
I want to impregnate Hinoa and Minoto so bad
I did not enjoy your video
I feel blessed to be born in 2007, and grow up with good youtube from 2013-2016. (Extended)
I feel blessed to be born in 2007, and grow up with good youtube from 2013-2016. (Dirty Version)
I swallowed a goldfish once (taken from r/Confessions
If you are reading this you are loved.
If you think about it…
I woke next to my insanely hot girlfriend
I Dream of Yoshi
I can not shit in a place like this
implying that you have in bed with a women
I GIVE UP
Imagine dying?
It’s not about sex, it’s about health
I want to fuck the Arbiter
I’ve become so much like Eren Yeager it’s scary. (sorta spoilers)
Imposter broke into my house!
I hate ST Voyager
I searched up u/s_a_n_d to see if the username is taken. I discovered they had posted this singular comment 5 years ago and then left
Iso mmm
I am not in danger of being glomped, Skyler. I am the glomper.
Is that your fucking mermaid man persona?
I touch little children.
I’ve been pissing in my dreams
I’m top of the leaderboards on Xbox Live
I Literally Dont Care, Chat!
i am
I’m a teacher but I’m treated like I’m a streamer
I had sex with a giant cough drop
In the 1 in a million chance they’re reading this, I’d like to apologize to the young Italian tourists I met in Williamsburg in October of 2020.
Infinite Cum
IMPOSTER SUSSY IMPOSTER SUSSY
im done with you
In response to learning that the guy from the Chad memes is a virgin
ICarly for the DS review
i saw it
idk
I want to fuck rats
i have a poopy
I like the ace attorney series as a whole
I’ve had enough of the poo crayon
I hope
I just shaved my balls, and you should too.
I finally wrote a copypasta
IFYOUSEEALINKONLINETHATSAYSFREEBILLGATESNUDESDONTCLICKONITBECAUSEITSAVIRUSTHATDISABLESTHESPACEBARONYOURKEYBOARDPERMANENTLY
Infinite Cum
I like NTR
I LOVE BOTEZ
I dm this to Gamer Girl to see if she like me
I just wrote this and I’m proud of myself
I fucking Hate Funko Pops
ITS NOT COLUMBIA ITS COLOMBIA (found on r/shitposting)
im daddy’s little fidget spinner
I Am a Man of my Country
Imposter song 😈😎
Is your son a computer hacker?
I😺 yak 🐪 slime 🌊 of👽 a☝️ kind 🙁
I think al-qaeda made me homophobic?
Indie Mobile/PC Game Among Us
IGN Facebook coments never disappoints
I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning yesterday and feel supercharged for my week
I was on omegle when a bot popped up that sent this message. Was not able to save chat log but copy pasted.
I just finished 1984 for the first time and it has broken my mind
Infinite Cum
I think I’m being realistic
I hate Eminem
I hate Nissan Altimas
If you don’t have my dawgs energy… I don’t need you fr like gtfo my life
I created this. I hate it.
Is it wrong to call god as Kami Sama?
i need to get something off my chest…
I got this when I talked with a nigga vocabulary (thanks to u/alchimista00x for the translation in english)
Incel/based youtube comment i found that says…
im coming out as a furry
I just caused a strike in your country. What does this mean? FAQ
I hate “doggo” speak so much it makes my blood emerge from my body and take on the form of a demon.
I think my bf just nutted
I am a professional sex haver – AMA
I found a gem on r/antijokes
I can’t fucking take it.
I was bored
I hate TikTok I don’t want Reddit to remind me of then
I’m totally European
I HATE THIS GENERATION OF INTERNET
It’s time to face my struggles, fears and trajectory of emotions head on for myself and my loved ones!!
It was a warm summer night.
I believe that Sex is opposite of laugh.
I am the ultimate advancement in femboy engineering.
It’s the day of the month!
I hate Toad.
I WAN TO FUCK AN AMONG US CHARTER SO BAD!
I don’t understand why people knock hospital and aeroplane food
I- I- I- I-
I threw an Animal Collective Dance Party for my birthday and it was terrible.
IT’S NOT A FUCKING KINK
I remember when I was 11, I asked my dad for a “Lincoln Park” CD for Christmas and he didn’t get it for me, and when I asked why, he said he couldn’t find “Lincoln” Park and didn’t want to get me the wrong band. Fuck you, Dad.
Inspired a lot by u/dulululului
I’m an atheist
I have a freckle fetish.
I just downvoted your comment.
In a thread about blaming all of Asia for COVID-19 that hadn’t even mentioned vaccines.
I hate amongus so much
I don’t want to live in a world where Lil Nas X’s music video is deemed controversial or “radical”
I want to fuck Wumpus so bad
In defense of furry porn
I fucking, hate anime.
If you dare to type the words “ok” to me
I wanna be a daddy
I CANT STOP HEARING IT
I CAN FINALLY SHOUT IT FROM THE ROOFTOPS: I AM FINALLY DOG FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! – from r/DogFree
I don’t know if this is repost or not but here is soyjack
In response to saying they have literally the worst taste.
I swear an oath of vengeance
I HATE fake plants, they make me irrationaly angry.
Idfk what this means I just found it in a YouTube reply
I’m scared
I have a rather… Embarrassing problem with peach.
it feels like someone followed me just to downvote all my posts
I am the one who asked
ignore
It’s a meme, batman
In high school, I groped some friends of mine. I’ve felt awful ever since.
If i see r/sandycheekscockvore ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME IM GONNA LOSE IT. WHAT DO YALL FREAKS DO???? DO YOU GET OFF TO AN ANIMATED GENDER BENDED SQUIRREL’S COCK SUCKING UP EVERYTHING LIKE A DEMENTED VACUUM? I HOPE NOT. WTF IS WRONG WITH YALL. I DONT WANT TO SEE THAT. WTF. WTF. WTF. IM USUALLY AGAINST T
I (M 16) just loves Tom Fulp
I Fucking Hate Koalas
i hate r/hololive so i decided to make a copypasta
I am blue da ba dee I want to die
I HAVE AN AMAZING IDEA FOR MAKING MONEY
in all my years on youtube, i have never recieved a reply to my year old comment like this:
I changed some of the words from Funny Valentine’s quote to represent Reddit’s hivemind
I had a dream in which a cosmic deity told me that Thanos’s penis is called Taanas
I will never. And I mean NEVER get over Natsuki.
I lack the words to describe sex. But a good orgasm feels like… have you ever been on a road trip and there were no rest stops so you had to hold your pee for two hours beyond the point where you started to think maybe you should just lean out the window and let loose? that insane, intense feeling
If the Far-Right Racist Conspiracy Theorists Would Simply Follow the Rules
I ain’t got no iPhone
I’ve figured it out. I know why Canadians are so friendly.
Incel logic
I fucked a cougar
INFORMED CONSENT!!
I have a big chungus fetish
i wish this wasn’t real. A reply i found in r/memes
I had fun…
I have been learning a valuable lesson on acceptance and letting go.
i drive a fast car
If you want to save your future and mental health, avoid this association if possible.
I have repented
I want to bang Russia Wojak so goddamn bad.
India India China Liberia New Caledonia Liberia Liberia Chad Alabama Alabama Jamaica Syria Jamaica Jamaica
I love farting in public
I accidentally curbstomped my keyboard to death. Can I fix it?
I love how Lil Nas X’s new song, Montero, fights against the typical American value of “You must be a straight Christian, or you’re a demon who’s going to hell.”
I’m gonna shit and cum
ITS NATIONAL FUNNY DAY YOU DUM DUM 😡😡😡
I want to fuck Cartman’s mom
I fucking hate Stuart Little.
i wrote this about mythra from xenoblade
In Defense of Colonialism and Slavery
I have a *very* high tolerance for caffeine
I just got my first vaccine dose
I am sexually aroused by Mr. Munch
Isitbullshit: Certain Dolphins species have pussy juices that can make males ejaculate for hours on end, and a lab monkey that was tested with the substance died of a heart attack from Nutting too hard
I’ve come to make an announcement:
I literally found this on NG
I like having a small penis
I can’t
I originally upvoted you but then I saw you’re name and downvoted you. Hoping it’s sarcasm but I don’t have a lot of hope in this town…
i play friday knight funking >:(((
I cant stop stoking my cock to DaBaby
I looooooooove Among Us
I found this in someone’s Steam profile comments when they were arguing.
I like when other people pee in the pool.
I have an inflation fetish and it’s getting worse
I’m 30, and I’ve never once been to PornHub. I’m a cicada- all the porn I’m into comes right up on google images.
I have over 1000hrs
I used to be a communist but now I am an anarchist
I once had a dream I came 5 types of cheese
I am extremely smart
I am cum from sex
I cannot find words to express how much I hate Stephen Crowder’s stupid fucking face and that stupid fucking expression he always has on his stupid fucking face. I hate him so much. I hope a skunk dies in his furnace.
I’ve often wondered what it would be like for a normal human being in reality to get super powers like Superman.
If your wondering what I am saying I am basically saying “I am trying to get a lot of upvotes so I can be on the top and the mods can see me and ban me”
I see your Roblox and boblox
I see the things that you receive
I seen yOur robux and Bobux future
Is this the new “You need a pretty high IQ to appreciate Rick and Morty” copypasta?
I Am The One Who Fasts
i am hungry
I hate amogus: Sans Edition
I really want to scream out so badly that I sex with my dentist
I’m not a stereotypical guy
I put the Doom Eternal intro in text inflator and this came out.
I fucking hate the 🥺 emoji
I have an imaginary wife
Is it normal that I like to shove carrots up my butt?
i love cheating.
I really wish my penis was a pepperoni pizza
If I get 1 top vote I will give Bobux 6
If I get 1 roof vote I will give Bobux 5
If I get 1 appvotes I will give Bobux 4
If I get 1 roof vote I will and will
If I get 1 roof vote I will I will
Ipvites
I want upvotes challengetrying to be banned chalenge
If I could magically make cum appear
i hate among us
it’s pre emojified i do not know what on gods green earth emojibot will do (taken from https://youtu.be/vVP4QuRMqgk)
i tought libertarian girls didnt existed
Isabelle copypasta but it’s Bucky and Rocket
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
Is that Among Us?
im 12 im handsome and good looking
If you had a cock AND a pussy, could you impregnate yourself?
I feel nothing but hate
It’s 203X
I’ve been waiting for you
Intrusive thoughts
I can’t stop stroking my cock to DaBaby
I only need two buttons, Ctrl + C and Ctrl + V.
If I’m gay…
I’ve been having excruciating pain, on and off, since February 27th
Imagind Kim Yo-jong.
I had a weird dream about fortnite
Is it possible to sleep with a man’s penis in your mouth all night long?
i saw this on r/teenagers lol
I gotta tell you about this
I dont know what you think of you
I cummed in my teachers coffee 😮😂
is it possible for tarot cards to tell you to leave them alone
If Morgan Freeman narrated someone taking a dump
In response to a homophobic Family Guy joke
I made a video of the “trolling my school with among us” copypasta.
I’m torn.
I like when other people pee in the pool.
Igor?
Idk what this is
I fucking hate sunfish
I like when other people pee on the pool
I did 15 minutes of butthole sunning
I hate the french.
I don’t consider Mob Psycho 100 an anime
I am new
It should be absolutely legal to sleep in your car, anywhere you want, where you can legally park.
incel
I once said something bad about Joe Biden on Twitter and about 50 million of his most loyal fans roasted the hell out of my profile picture for 1-2 months, nonstop.
Infinite Poop
Idk what that is since I’m on my phone so ‘ill check later.
Irony for the sake of irony
I applaud your comedic genius
I feel cheated by a company called Sparnod Fitness, what should I do?
I have no clue if this was written seriously or not
I have a Crippling Hentai Addiction.
I didn’t go into it hoping to change anyone views
I hate dog owners
I screamed dead body reported at my aunt’s funeral (edgified variation)
I got a kid at my school expelled
Infinite Cum
I like when other people pee in the pool.
Is it always cringey to use the word “female”?
I like when other people pee in the pool.
I like when people pee in the pool
i hate corpse husband
I’m not really into astrology
I expanded on something found in the comments on this sub
I like when other people pee in the pool.
I just downvoted your comment.
Idk
I suggest taking a course in medieval history at your local university. Get off your smelly seat and educate yourself, vagrant.
I love cereal with water
Im lazy so have a lazy copypasta
I’m a dom male looking for erp with cartoon characters involve in martial arts.
I saw fantano at a death grips concert
I do not like hamsters
I Want to be Free
I CAN’T FUCKING TAKE IT
i fucking HATE AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US AMONG US
I’ve become so much like Eren Jaeger it’s scary.
IM DELETING YOU BROTHER
i was wiping my ass after a shit and when i squinted my cheeks to get the doodoo out there was this one piece that felt like it wouldnt get out so i lifted my cock and balls out the way and i saw it so i grabbed it with the wipe and it didnt come out then i later realizes it was my asshole help
is freddy fazbear jewish?
Ice Cubes
I’m a very verbose person, my friend.
I’m not power tripping.
I’m upset at my parents for giving birth to me
I hate the fnf fandom. they ruin the name lemon demon and now almost no one will find out about the band 😔
I found this, thing, in the comment section of another free Isekai anime
I Think I Accidentally Dabbled in Black Magic
I’ve done the RESEARCH
I had the most insane Rec Room game last night (maybe part 1)
Is That Spotemgottem?
I bought some jenkem from Tony
I want to dip my nuts in the POGGERS emote’s mouth
I want to Get banned
Ist that spotemgottem?
I fixed reddit’s announcement
Inb4 post removed
I am actually a tory
Idk where this is from but I just found it on discord
Is it true that you become enlightened after having sex?
i hate this fuckign reddit
Is that Spottemgottem?!
I am what you could call a professional typist
I will turn a nigga into a convertible
I’m A Scientist; Because I Invent…
If I get banned then eh whatever
Is that Spotemgottem?
I had sex with chris chan
i have commited several genocides in eastern europe to destabilise the former soviet states. i did this by assassinating the general of the bosnian army during a genevia convention. secondly i offloaded faulty covid vaccines to the people of ukraine, leading to a 50% cancer and infertility rate. i a
I made this copypasta
It’s called a Mouth Harp, Jaw Harp, and most commonly Jew’s Harp – but I’d imagine that in today’s sissy society the last one is probably cried upon as somehow being offensive.
I cummed in my eye (oc)
I hate the antichrist!
I love internet
i love albania
In case you need it
In light of recent anti-asian attacks, we at r/asianporn will be performing a group tribute fap at 6 pm est
idgaf what she will do here
I hope Aimee Challenor rots in the blackest pit of hell
I dont know anymore.
I will miss you all
I want to blow my dad, should I ask him?
I had to shower with my mom and things got awkward
I’m gonna say it!
I helped develop Nickelodeon’s Famous Green Slime
I fucked my hamster to death, am i a psychopath?
In Light of recent news
Imagine if
I created this myself, AITA? (A Repost since the last one had a spelling error.)
if you hate roblos…
I came out to my family that I’m into anal vore
I cannot express how much I hate MCPVPERS
I hate u/AFemaleRedditorWtf
It’s spelled Nicolas.
is that a jojo reference?!!??!
I destroyed my mom’s laptop because she said “thank god” when I fixed it for her
It sure is fun watching all the threads on Reddit being nixed about [REDACTED]
I’ve wroted a song
I buy and sell shit everyday, and this is my pawn shop
Imma run u/owoifier a couple of times
It’s my Cake Day
I hate femboys
It’s the McChicken faggot
I’m way smarter than it looks
Itchy nuts
I am in possession of a gift card containing the equivalent of approximately 19 USD of valid in-game currency at the time of purchase for the popular third-person battle royale game “Fortnite: Battle Royale” developed and maintained by Epic Games. Are you, audience, interested in this card to own, u
It’s noodle time everybody
I didn’t chose my my waifu, she chose me.
I fucking hate youtube
Is it transphobic to not want to date trans people?
I’m in love with my computer
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
ignore
I am Mike Pence. This is my alt account. I am in big trouble and I don’t know who to turn to. YOU HAVE TO HELP ME
I NEED to be unbanned from my Uncle’s House (please help)
I’m done with this family forever.
if you just saw this post no you didn’t
I REALLY want to fuck somebody’s mom
I made a new copypasta
I’ve taught my family too well.
i am dream
I love soggy salad
I’ve never known any guy in my entire life who enjoys fellatio
If Trump was communist
I hate NBC!
i did this for a school assignment and got an A
I am not racist
I am literally Eren Jaeger
I am your mom
I do not want to associate with elemr glue
I have a flower for you
I don’t know what to put here
I’d love to stick my middle finger up her ass
i am the biggest wilbur soot fan
IS THAT A FUCKING BFDI REFERENCE?!?!?!
I’m sorry paimon
I am being serious.
I’m kira
i fucking masturbated to pico vs convict
I watched my grandpa say penis 😳
I need help
I think I’m almost done, from r/waifuism
I think there’s a lot of deep symbolism here because Cyborg is black
I’m waking up
I want to have sex with Daniel Jones
i hate birds
I argue because
IVE HAD ENOUGH OF AMOGUS AND SUS
i can’t fucking believe you
I’m rich fuckboy
I can’t stand cardi b
I heard an Among Us Reference on the Radio (part 2)
I found out how to turn myself on (NOT CLICKBAIT) (GONE SEXUAL😳😱😱😱😱😱)
Instructions inside
I FUCKED MY COUSIN, HERE’S HOW! (OC)
I love twitter
It takes a very high IQ to understand black metal
I hate the SAT
I saw Dream at a grocery store in Florida yesterday.
I checked this users post history and…
I can’t take it anymore.
In terra sanctorum!
It’s time to step up and speak up.
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I’m tired of being judged for liking the female navel
I love Pieck (AoT)
I just had this Shower thought that Big the Cat (from Sonic The Hedgehog) is a pedophile
I changed the first and last sentence of the navy seal copypasta to the NATO phonetic alphabet
in the comment section of a hentai
I found my adopted son with Among Us
IMDB review for “The Longest Most Meaningless Movie in the World (1970)”
I created this beautiful religion
If you don’t understand nipple licking, reevaluate your intelligence. (From eyebleach)
I love the female form but good lord do i never want to go down a woman again
Is u/Shen_Bapiro_’s mission supplying this sub with >24K gold or something?
I am Maj. Gen.Klaus Davidwest
I will not be taking the current vaccines.
In response to seeing nude photos
It ain’t much, but I like it
I can’t fucking handle it anymore.
I figured I should share this with y’all
I hope you get minor inconveniences
I spilled boiling hot chicken curry on my penis
INDONESIA 🇮🇷😤 VS CHESS GOD♟☠️
Is water wet?
I have an addiction to yo mama
I told someone that speeding “110 on a regular basis” isn’t that cool
Ill Mind of Hopsin 23 [Lyrics]:
I masturbate 🍆to pictures📸 of Ben Shapiro🙇🏿 almost every day 🔋just because I know he would hate the idea of a male 🙋🏻‍♀️wanking to him.
i need emojis for this plz
I want to bang protogens so goddamn bad
In response to the “bonk, go to horny jail” meme
I hold an egg in my hand
IMDB Cat In The Hat review
im not gay i just have this thing in my head
I saw so many Amon gus posts on top
I love attack on Titan
I was born a pterodactyl
I fucking hate among us
IT HAPPENED AGAIN!
Is Methamphetamine Vegan?
I usually don’t comment on low effort, karma-seeking posts
In this day and age it is too easy to install games.
I had a family member who was very deep into Q
I hate Mola Mola Fish
I made this as a diss on a friend who was lazy and unmotivated
I am Capt. Agnes M Vaughan, an officer in the US Army
I participated in the TF2 community VS animesexual community and I got this gem out of it.
I hate bingus
I fucking hate Baby Yoda
I fucking hate Baby Yoda
I fucking hate baby yoda
I trolled aliens with amogus… and accidentally caused the apocalypse
It’s the memes that were used in Vietnam
I’m gonna say the N word
I failed to help Kanye win the election.
I own the Blue Cheese, Give Me Orange house and internet points
I saw another fucking grubhub ad.
I need some of those memeish emoji copy pastas
I am terrified of my cousin, he got possessed by the reddit demon
In response to: “It’s too early in the morning for this.”
I have never met a non-dickhead who knew how to use a keyboard
I have so much sexual frustration that i eat my own cum.
Is Jacking Off A Sport?
Infinite pringles
If you put a photo of an inanimate object as your first dating profile picture,
Improve the joke, or else, you will be the joke
I found this on an insta post somewhere I can’t remember where though
I am smart
I was sitting next to the cute girl on an airplane
I don’t know if this fits the sub, but can someone add emojis to this
I am an Amongussexual
It’s just the steam, really.
I 😩 remember 😩 hidin’ 😩 a 😩 mercy 😩 in 😩 my 😩 pocket
It’s just the steam
I made a parody of “Money” by Pink Floyd
If I see one more BIO that says: “I love traveling”
I’m on a train with no earphones
im like really against misogyny
I vow to love you
I’m a conservative
If Among Us didn’t have a 100-character chat limit, this is what I would type into the chat in my last Impostor game on MIRA HQ.
I had sex with The Red Crewmate From Among Us.
I have 8 1/2 Toes
I met Rooney
I can’t fucking fake it
I. Curious
I got horny to amogus (help)
I trolled my daughter’s funeral with Among Us
It’s Stoicism, guys 👍
I hate Pop Cat
Internet Historian’s McDonald’s poem
I have an udder fetish that is a direct result of that Barnyard movie (if you’d like to keep your appetite or good mood, do not read) [From r/confessions]
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
i decided i want to live today
I’m a cocky alpha bad boy heartbreaker
It pisses me off when people call babies innocent
I hate the word “Pog”
I fucking hate amogus in my own style (I fucking hate my dream last night)
I spent around 10 minutes writing this down. Enjoy.
I hope this post makes clear how the circle is structured.
i aint got the times for these rhymes
IS THAT ALL YOU SHITPOSTING FUCKS CAN SAY!!?
I miss the old doom…
I can’t.
In response to voice actors redoing lines in Skyrim Oblivion that were not cut
i found this on 4chan
I don’t know how to address this issue
In Korea, Heart Surgeon
I don’t respect orange as a color
I think I beat a gorilla with my bare hands
I swallow quite enthusiastically
If you are from one of the following countries, unfollow me immediately
Impstorsto kil!!
I translated All Star into old English
I found this on a comment on this sussy video 😳😳https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=grd-K33tOSM
I like to boof my morning coffee – here’s how
I demand an apology – you have 15 minutes.
I hate among us
I have eaten human shit.
I’m sick of peeing
I keep seeing Landorus-Therian everywhere and it’s ruining my life. (Posted by u/GenericThrowaway500 on r/stunfisk)
I need Plauge pussy so bad it’s not even funny
i HATE PERSONA FANS!!!
I AM LITERALLY SHAKIBG RIGHT NOW
I’m 61 been smoking weed since 1969 got some from my buddy in ‘nam If you dont think pot is medicine come to my house when I dont have any,start that bullshit rhetoric and see how long it is before you get a foot in yer ass!
i sent this to a rapesexual on twitter
If you ever see me with my hand in my pants
Ion even know
I shouldn’t be allowed to have nice things.(found on r/techsupport)
I swallow the seeds.
I found this in response to the Burger King tweet
i made this i guess i could post it here
IPHONE IS WAY BETTER THAN ANDROID!11!!!111!! – Copypaste
I had to share my opinions after seeing an abominable r/cringetopia post
i am so sick and tired of every buff
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If you feel life is against you, this post is for you.
It’s FREE GOD SOURCE GUIDANCE BACK HOME
I remember when music videos were so much better
Im sorry R/nobodyasked
Inadequate Emoji’s
I’m sorry but r/nobodyasked
insult
I’m Absolutely So Sick Of Amogus Invading EVERY Part of My Life
If you haven’t heard your girlfriend fart, your relationship has not truly begun yet
I don’t even remember where I found this
I don’t care what anyone tells me. Fanboy & Chum Chum, is a good show (to me at least).
I found this on Twitter
I’m so tired of life.
I put the Reddit controversies through a Markov Chain Gen; so enjoy your controversies reddit! TW: Suicide and other kinda bad stuff
I really hate this meme, “Karen”
I’m not sure what all of your hangups are with this ladies!
I have a proposition for you.
I Love Cheese
I sexually identify as a cow
Ice is the only way I experience sexual pleasure
I can’t cry anymore
I’m litchurally allergic to blue cheese
It’s my blue cheese day, so here’s some modded u/ related pasta
I hate gta
I’m going to invent Math 2. Any requests?
IS THAT AMOGUS
insane spam emails I have received
I’m not gay, but I want to suck a cock.
I love suu
I put the Jerma sus face through the Zalgo text generator and this was the result
I am a real life anime catgirl
I’m banned for life at planet fitness
I DROPPED 4 HITS OF ACID BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HAD THE DAY OFF
Insecure
In this video
I found it on a comment under some meme
I AM F****** SICK OF THE WORD POGGIES
If somebody complains that a video game gun reload is too simple/boring paste this
I found this on a website somewhere (sorry its late lol)
I keep randomly hearing the BABABOOEY sound effect on my laptop.
In a word of sheep I am the wolf
Ice cream is gay asf
I google translated a bunch of Fan Fic descriptions together, then I mixed them together, then I reversed them, and google translated them again and this is the result.
Is that all you shitposting fucks can say?!?
I have every right to be arrogant.
I’m a professional Basketball player.
I FEEL PRIVELAGED
I have just one question for you.
I JUST DOWNVOTES YOU
I am a Dream stan
Ive been microwaving my underwear to warm them up for nearly 3 years and now i think i have testicular cancer.
I sexed ur mom >:)
I love octopuses
I microdosed psilocybin mushrooms for 3-4 months. I see everything and everyone differently and I think it’s important that everyone try psilocybin.
I love Lolicon
IGN Review of WWE 2K2020
I’m coming out as an antisupersexual
ik its bad but asus is sussy
I don’t know what emojis to add to this can someone help me please
I love drake from FOrTniTe
ikea
Il vostro sistema è stato attaccato da un virus. Il dispositivo è stato hackerato con successo.
I got kicked out of a vegan restaurant for bringing a burger inside.
I’m Depressed Wearing Cheap Shoes
I blocked someone’s number out of fear for my life and they are still sending me texts.
Interacting with mods be like
Idle musing in r/atheism
I’m sorry guys…
I have no idea if it’ll render well
IRIS (will ryan) rock bottom lyrics
i finally figured out how long vulkan’s cock is
I hate men.
I CANT FUCKING TAKE IT! I see a random object posted and then I see it, FUCKING see it, “Oh that looks kind of like the among us guy…” It started as, “That’s funny! That’s a cool reference!” but it kept going. I’d see a fridge that looked like among us, I saw an animated bag of chips that looked l
I just busted a nut to the Weeknd, I SURE AS FUCK FEEL IT COMING
It’s 3 am, and you really need to take a shit.
I have a fear of balloons and I am made fun of for it.
I really like my opinion.
I purchased a cat. It catches bugs
I am so sorry for thinking Attack on Titan was overrated
I gave my friend oral
I want to fuck the spider girl from Undertale
I hate reddit awards (especially platinum)
I drank my own cum
I really love how men look
I had sex with my mom?
I Miss Fortnite
I actually started running a company at age six
I really love how men look
If you own a Computer, you have to play this game. No Install.
I’m the Globglogabgalab
I’m used to slaps (From Quora)
I really love how men look ( Chads only )
I made a new one.
I found a dead mothers wallet when I was 12
I got vaccinated 3 weeks ago and I cannot stop sucking cock and taking it up my ass.
I FUCKING HATE GAME THEORY!
I changed the comment so the replies don’t make sense
I got rejected by my promposal in front of a lot of people
It’s March! National Women’s Month. Let’s celebrate it!
I almost died from masturbating
I hate frogs (taken from a discord server)
I Can’t Stop Thinking About Goats
Is your son a computer hacker?
I like this quote from Steven hawking, one of the most brilliant minds in human history.
I accidentally said Nya~ in a call and I’m done.
Idk who made this
Is it possible to be impregnated by a corpse?
It’s pee? Among us
I hate the cat goes fishing cave shark.
I’m (23m) obsessed with the smell of my girls pussy (26f)
ILPT Request: Some dude intentionally pees on my front door every fucking day
I hate Deadpool with a burning passion. (Sourced from r/unpopularopinion)
I piss and shit and cum when sleeping 😂🥵🤪💦
i have a confession to make, i am a certified road hazard
I had a dream
I would, but
I Have A Terminal Addiction
I got a message for all you liberals out there: You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me.
I just drone struck your village, what does that mean? (FAQ)
I just drone striked your village
I would rather die than see any of your ideas come to fruition
I’m angry right now 😡😡😡😡😡😡
I’m a professional gambler. Well, I think “trader” of bets is more appropriate.
I want my tongue to be your toothpick
I can’t believe I just transcribed “The War of Humans and Monsters” from Undertale just to post it here.
ITS MY CAKE DAY BITCHEEEEEESS!!11!1!!1!!!1
I have known Nicola Sturgeon since she was 16. She is one of the strongest, honest and most courageous women I know. She has dedicated her life to public service and we’ve been lucky to have her this past year #IStandWithNicola
I hate Furries
I’ve spent my whole life listening
I just fucked up in the middle of online class.
Is it possible to get rid of sexual attraction completely?
i may have accidentally created my own copypasta
I don’t watch tiktok
I just fucked up in the middle of online class.
i hate panera
I have a “reddit”?
I just fucked up my online class
I just fucked up in the middle of online class.
I fucking hate Boruto
I’ve become so much like Eren Jaeger it’s scary.
I fucking hate siivagunner amogus rips
I’m not a transphobe
IF SOMEONE SAYS SUS ONE MORE TIME IM CHOPPING THEIR DICK OFF AND DROPPING IT INTO A DEEP FRYER
I want to chase someone
i love daft punk so much
Invest in $CUM today!
Is it weird to touch dog nipples?
In response to someone saying ‘lucky’
I had sex with karl marx yesterday
I don’t think you understand
I JUST GOT BANNED FROM R/rant for nerd
I masturbated to Miitopia
I took a shit in my school for the first time……. never again
I FUCKING HATE SMASH MOUTH
I got into a rap battle with my sleep paralysis demon
IS THAT A JOJO REFFERENCE??/
I was shooting heroin and reading “The Fountainhead” in the front seat of my privately owned police cruiser when a call came in
i made it my self
I post it here
I must have autism
It’s okay to fight a goose. Stand your ground. Don’t run away.
I found this in a youtube comment section
i hope part 2
I hope.
I owe my trump supporting friends an apology
I can’t fuck take it anymore
In Marley, Eldian surgeon.Number one.
I spent yesterday watching a heap of news channels all reporting the same case of a 17 year old girl getting raped
I may be white, but deep down I am really Japanese
I enjoy eating sausages with whipped cream
If i see you again
isekai
Infinite Breadsticks
I hate my kids…
I snorted black pepper last night
I would dig my way to hell and beat the shit out of satan with my bare hands just to get one sniff of that ass
I am SICK of AMONG US!!!
I’ve met Todd howard
I don’t really get this reference because I’ve never watched Spongebob.
I don’t really get this reference
I want to groom asuka so badly
I FUCKING HATE HEARING “OH YOU LOOK NICE,
I WENT OUTSIDE AND FOUND AN EPIC
I hate weebs
Interesting fact. During the Gettysburg Address,
I fucking hate when people use the “-” at the end of a sentence.
Infinite Cum
Im addicted to watches
I love diarrhea
I hate it.
Its a meme Mother (i promise)
I’ve never hear this one before, it might just be made up idk
It’s time for reddit to pay for Cummy’s murder
I prefer it when the toilet seat in a public bathroom is unexpectedly warm.
It’s not a secret that Generation Z is the most undersexed on record, and a recent study by The Urban Primates Institute confirms it.
I was totally and completely wrong about r/ibs 📷
I love my trolls
Italian vs Italian heritage
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro
I hate Deadpool with a burning passion.
I fucking hate deadpool
I hate Deadpool with a burning passion.
I hate Deadpool with a burning passion
I hate Deadpool with a burning passion.
i got banned
I have a degree in Film Directing
If I could turn back time, I would find a way…
improved and reorganized thomas kench copypasta by me
I’ve gone a year without cumming. What do you think my first ejaculation would feel like?
I saved this from way back, don’t remember where
I AM RIGHT AND YOU ARE WRONG!
I’m literally shaking
I will beat my genitalia to aunt Cass until the end of time. (found on /r/cursedcomments)
Idk what this is
I have a degree in Film Directing
I’m getting triggered at my chat….
Interesting words from r/shamanism
I wrote this as a response to someone saying “thts”
I’ve become so much like Eren Jaeger it’s scary.
I think Computers are living creatures
I’m so fucking tired of hearing your stupid bullshit that you keep spouting all over this fucking site please for the love of god shut the fuck up. I’m not even being sarcastic with the title, I genuinely think there is no educating these dumb fucking stupid pieces of shit that plague this site. All
If I am to take praxeology
I had found one with emojis but I didn’t really like it so here
I’m offended by the Mr Potato Head name change
I wish I was good at animating
I think Ben Shapiro is so hot, I draw fanart/write stories about him. I go stupid dum-dum for that man.
I dont like my IPs touching weiners.
If I could turn back time, I would find a way…
I’m just a problem solver
Is the mainstream media in Australia the enemy of the people?
I have sex on a bi-weekly basis
I’m so sick this 😡
I accidentally drank milk and I’m a vegan. I feel so disgusting. Am I still considered a vegan if I don’t do it again because it was by accident?
IS THAT AN AMONGUS REFERENCE!!1!!!
I have something to say
I updated my list of wholesome subreddits
It’s not a fetish! Everyone is getting the wrong idea here! It’s a curse!
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
Identifying speaking patterns
Insult
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I CAN’T TAKE IT ANYMORE!
I’m not trans
i got this (word to word including the capitals) from a skype chat my cousin is on
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I (55M) destroyed my girlfriend’s (18F) clothes to convince her to stop crying.
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
i am soooo funny xD
Imma be honest this one ain’t a joke
If your IQ isn’t at least 145, you are quite frankly retarded
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡 If you UPVOTE a repost of a recent popular copypasta, I will ban you too. Every single lazy karma whores will get ban one by one, so help me God.
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I am a film student
I wanna fuck Judy Hoops (Credit to PlERCE-)
I heard an Among Us Reference on the radio.
If you spot an angry Redditor like yourself on a different platform like and want to seem like a cool kid by roasting them, use this.
I don’t support Nazism obviously
I want to see a movie with inverted porn. Like with a plot and everything a SF porn will be cool. I think Tenet open opportunities to made movie alive different using time inverted. To my future self enjoy some inverse blowjob
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I hate Demogorgon Dead By Daylight
I made this and was told it would fit here. I’m ending the debate of which main JoJo has the largest dick.
I AM REGULUS CORNEAS
I hate Zerotwo
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I (39M) am in a relationship with James Charles (21M) but he doesn’t know it
I have a degree in Film Directing
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
I fucking hate Keanu Chungus.
i fucking hate you
I don’t beat my meat
I think I’m in love, there is just one problem…… she doesn’t exist
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
If I see the word ”doggo” literally one more time I’m going to go f*cking insane.
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
If you repost a popular copypasta that’s less than a month old I will ban you! 😡😡😡
i can’t fucking take it
I know my woman haters
I am a Dream stan
Is being a lolicon pedophilia?
If I had to choose a waifu from Sword Art Onlinr
I wrote this as a joke to send to some random guy who was trolling me (good-naturedly) In the YouTube comments section so now I feel compelled to post it here as well
Infinite Cum
I had an uncomfortable interaction with a stranger on Discord the other week
It has come to my attention that my post was stolen and I DEMAND an apology within the next 24 hours.
I’ve had enough
Is among us haram?
I hate people who say “sir this is a wendys”
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY
i hate among (sus)
IS THIS AN AMONG US REFERENCE??? 😳😳😳
ITS MY BIRTHDAYYYYYYYY
I’m Chris Redfield from Resident Evil 8: Village
I just drone striked your village. What does this mean? FAQ.
I (21 F) am worried my BF (25 M) thinks that I (49 M) am a Catfish.
I like to drink vinegar
i wrote this on R/rant
It has come to my attention that my post was stolen and I DEMAND an apology within the next 24 hours.
I’m not a furry
I whispered the word titties into my dogs ear and he got really angry how do I calm him down?
I am attracted to Rick from Rick and Morty
I heard you dont like fornite
I am attracted to Rick from Rick and Morty
I am attracted to Rick from Rick and Morty
I am attracted to Rick from Rick and Morty
I am attracted to Rick from Rick and Morty
I am attracted to Rick from Rick and Morty
Is it normal to enjoy pooping?
I’ve watched more Yo mama episodes than you have.
Is it normal to enjoy pooping?
If being sexy was a crime
it’s a shame that man is called sexist for pointing this out. This problem is only getting worse.
I remember I was watching CNN the night of the election and the exit polls were just released which were pretty bad for Kelly.
I wonder if these keyboard cowards will ever have the courage to actually admit to the war crimes they have committed
Is it normal to enjoy pooping?
Is that a motherfucking breaking bad reference?!
I ASKED 700 IF THEY LIKED HENTAI OR PORN RESULTS!
Is it normal to enjoy pooping?
I’m no longer a Pokémon fan
Is it normal to enjoy pooping?
I walked into an Amazon Go Store
In what fucking world would anyone want to spend time with you if this is the way you conduct yourself?
I cant take it, i hate the internet
I love being white (said by Doomentio, a non-white Mexican youtuber)
I pee my pants to get out of boring work meetings
I can’t fucking take it. I see an image of a random object posted and then I see it, I fucking see it. “Oh that looks kinda like the among us guy” it started as. That’s funny, that’s a cool reference. But I kept going, I’d see a fridge that looked like among us, I’d see an animated bag of chips that
I have never not masturbated during a zoom lecture.
I have three fucking that I hate and cannot tolerate it’s existence in this word
I don’t remember who owns the lunarity collective marketplace.
I CAN’T TAKE IT
I wanna have sex with the black girl from that Nintendo game
I saw Lord Drac (hot take nerf youtube) at a grocery store in Georgia yesterday
I’m a transgender alpha male
I’m just never really sure what the agenda is.
I sexually identify as a potato.
I prefer rap music by white artists because it doesn’t constantly use the N word.
I spent some time on this
I’m tired of amogus
Im gonna delete my acount when i wake up
In response to the guy who maturates to Ben Shapiro
i piss myself to get out of meetings
I am being humble when I am telling you that I am the most powerful strongest coolest smartest most famous greatest funniest YouTuber of all time! That’s the reason I have multiple girlfriends and I show them off on my channel all the time! Bye bye
I renounce a communist Pedophile running the USA
Im so unlucky
I remade the classic JoJo reference copypasta into A M O G U S
i hate french people
I fucking hate hentai
I can’t fucking take it
If you’ve been kicked from a game of among us, READ THIS
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro every day
I am straight up done with Sentinels
Is stopping a pawn from promoting transphobic?
I love being white (said by Doomentio, a Mexican reviewer who is also a socialist neo-nazi, and he’s not white by the way)
I am Animatesexual
I’m honestly not buying this Billionaire – Bitcoin relationship anymore.
I couldn’t agree more.
I mixed period blood and urine in one my customers food… 🩸 [From r/confession]
I am the CEO
I can’t take it anymore.
Im such a lonely loser I’ve fallen in love with a 2D character. Fml
I hate red circles
I’m convinced that men invented patriarchy because they saw how male livestock are treated and they didn’t want to be subjected to the same fate.
I said, certified freak Seven days a week Wet-ass pussy Make that pull-out game weak, woo (ah) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Yeah, you fucking with some wet-ass pussy.
Ishin Denshin (You’ve Got to Help Yourself) feat. Tigarah
is something biologically wrong with me, or is this normal?
I fucking hate Stuart Little.
I’m jealous of all the face mask fetishists out there; it’s truly their lucky year
I fucking hate Stuart Little
Im game Dev.
I am despretly seeking help
I’m a real karma whore
I aint never seen
I am an ex-baby
I’m tired of þis site
I have this guy
i-
I asked my friend the difference between star wars and star trek
I am alive because of white Privilege
I am not your bro
I had an interesting sex dream last night.
I am a sex magnet on Tinder
I got hand sanitizer in my pp hole (from quityourbullshit)
Inexplicable
I love to swallow semen
I work in housing…
I have been using my smega as a replacement for parmesan for weeks
i don’t even know what this is
In class today
Idk if this has already been posted….
I don’t even know where the fuck to begin. (fresh from 4chan)
In a reply to someone who said that God saved them from a hurricane
i copypasta i wrote to torture my friend
I don’t masturbate to a picture of Ben Shapiro at all
If u suck your own d ick while you turn 18 you’re a pedophile
I love the minions
I have an irrational feeling of hatred when seeing Among Us content
IT IS NOT RACIST
I owe my Trump-supporting friends an apology.
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
I absolutely love the direction that the Trollface meme is heading
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
i like the smell of smegma
I am currently taking an atomic shit.
If birds ever attacked we would absolutely annihilate them in a Humans Vs Birds war
I keep having dreams where I call Obama the N-word and I want it to stop
I love Lolicon
I cannot unsee this and GTA V is literally unplayable now
I’ve hit 114 days and THERES SO MANY BENEFITS (from r/nofap)
I’ve just heard this crazy conspiracy theory about a virus being used to control the entire World population.
I like the smell of smegma
i can’t take it
Insanity is corrupting me
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
I masturbate to pictures of Ben Shapiro almost every day just because I know he would hate the idea of a male wanking to him
I had sex with my mom in a party without knowing she was my mom and now she’s pregnant
I used to work at Mike Lindell’s MyPillow factory. I saw the unspeakable things he did to get ahead in business and to this day I am in hiding [Part 1]
I like the smell of smegma
I’m leaving Reddit and reporting this site to the BBB, DOJ and SEC. Hopefully they launch an investigation into this shitshow.
I fricked up real real time
I’ve learnt so much whilst my account has been restricted
IT’S ALL SUS
I just hate it
I solved it
I date real women
I thought my parents were rapping
I think the recent Fundy situation is a good time to address the topic of Parasociality.
i wear jeans all the time, including when sleeping and swimming
I’m not gay or anything but
ian and anthony from smosh
I used to work at Mike Lindell’s MyPillow factory. I saw the unspeakable things he did to get ahead in business and to this day I am in hiding [Part 1]
I found this really funny burger review titled “Mr. Beast, You’ve Gone TOO FAR”
if it wasn’t a copypasta already then it is now
I have a dream
ITT: Fallout New Vegas is a bad RPG
I’m gonna cry
I have 21 (technically 29) wives and 172 girlfriends (technically 177) and I won 92 world wars…
I jerk off to hentai, but ironically (for the memes lmao)
I just downvoted your comment.
i got sent this….
I’m not gay but my dad showed me the ropes when I was 13.
I’m convinced that nothing matters unless you’re good looking…
It all makes sense now.
I won 92 world wars (found on twitter)
I love Diarrhea
I can’t fucking handle among us memes
I made another wholesome copypasta
I Despise Discord Moderators
I love diarrhea
I love diarrhea
I want to be the best at jacking off to Pokemon.
I hate the Amogus Meme
I GOT GTA6 EARLY!!!
I love Grubhub!
I finally understand why anal sex feels good
I love diarrhea
Inspired by George Wood’s infamous review of Tomb Raider 2 on NAVGTR’s Gaming in the Clinton Years/Flights of Fantasy and the infamous “Evangelion AIDS PSA”
I cannot escape from Joe Rogan please help me
I LOVE the feeling of diarrhea
I fucking hate floppa.
If being an imposter was sexually transmitted.
I like diarrhea
I want the UwU emoji to suck my cock (can’t believe I’m writing this)
I love diarrhea
If every male on earth got a boner at the same time
Is that a jojo reference?
I don’t care if you “didn’t ask”
I cant fucking take it
In England, they’re called crisps
I Sexually Identify as an Anime Cat Girl Mass Murderer
I fucking hate the bear in the big blue house.
im reporting for repost
I’m sorry.
I fucking hate amogus
i fucking hate amogus (found on r/Minecraft)
IGN Review of Fortnite BR
I felt like my dick was going to fall off
I can’t fucking take it
I kinda made my own pizza hut advert feel free to annoy people!
I know exactly what kind of trash I am among, you Marxist piece of shit
I looked up this one guy’s warnings, and this was one of them
I hate fake weebs
I’m a blonde, green eyed, 2.07 meter tall Bosniak living in The Netherlands.
If I was female
I can’t, I just fucking can’t.
Important Musical Fruit Announcmenet
I hate FUCKING hate reddit sometimes
I can’t fucking take one more JoJo reference.
I have an Among Us Impostor cum jar
I Fucking Hate Among Us
I’m not going to argue this but I will state my opinion.
i busted a few fat ones in my dads shampoo bottle
I hate my team
I was diagnosed with Amongussophrenia
idk shit
i don’t really like posting my pics anymore after this, here or anywhere bc fuck people, man
I legitimately love the simpsons
I saw her breasts yesterday
I hate the vegan teacher.
Id rather have a gay furry son than a gypsy son,why?
I was bored
I wish I didn’t know how to read
Imported from FB
I can’t stop masturbating on my Zero Suit Samus Amiibo [NSFW]
Imagine not commenting
I am so excited about my new superweapon that will take over Boom Beach, that I wrote a song about it
In this post-Freudian age…
I tolerated 44 (Obama) for 8 years and kept quiet. Here is my issue with the whole, “let us all be a United States again” that we heard from Joe Biden.
I burned my sisters favorite Kpop album and I don’t regret it
I have Reddit
I cannot fucking take it anymore
I have never understood the reason for jerking off
I’ve sucked my own dick
In response to someone who criticized them for accusing people of taking steroids
I thought of this in class as a joke
Imagine reading this
Its only 2.19% gay
Ignore this real quick
I’m a kinnie god
I’m a gta leaker
In the comment section from the Pyra reveal
Ironic ads
I am going to short the whole country of South Africa (from Wallstreetbets)
I hate twitter
I fucking hate Bruno Fernandes.
I hate my mom and her boyfriend 😣
I need to find an anti-beatles subreddit.
I’ve sucked my own dick and have been having back pain since and want to visit a chiropractor but I’m afraid of being embarrassed if I say the reasons of my back pains, what do I say if I visit one?
I turned this in as a school essay. Pray for me
I’m tired of the under-sexualization of women in anime
I am a Marine Girlfriend.
I’ve just been banned from r/sino in 14 mins (WR any%)
I just wanted to specifically point out the backboard steal he had near the end of the game.
IF DREAM IS STILL FUCKING TRENDING FOR ONE MORE DAY…
I hate you
I think I can’t relate anyone more than sans
I’m quirky
itz not gay kissing boys
I am niet Russian bot.
I am financially ruined (agricultural futures)
I want to fuck Big Floppa so bad
I walked into an Amazon Go Store (Please spread everywhere on the Internet)
Is it psychic
I call the space a kind of God.
i’m a gamer
its a pretty short one but heres a copypasta for when people say the annoying phrase “dead chat” in discord.
I hate TommyInnit
I have a friend in rome named Sussus Amongus
it’s owofiers birthday! 😀
I hate this resturant
IS THAT A HALF-LIFE REFERENCE?
I hate dining booths
I will never love a women remotely like Gina
I am a 61 year old black man and I hate white people
I had a discussion with this dude and we came out with complete agreement with each other.
it’s my cake day
I know my dad has passed, but I just wanted to share some emotions I’m going through right now.
I fucking love the gut microbiome (found on r/showerthoughts comment)
I know you planted weed in the community garden.
I’m a professional pussy squirter
I FUCKING HATE STUART LITTLE.
I would say societies do fall victim to Mickey Mouse.
it has been 3 years since I last used heroin
I sexually identify as John Cena
I don’t get paid to sit here and monitor everyone else’s posts so you can wait.
I just want it more and I’m the best
I think their is something wrong with me….
I keep all my poops in jars in my basement [OC]
I tried calling my own pussy a bad bitch AND IT FUCKING SQUIRTED ON ME!
If all your common knowledge of anime, is…
I can’t pay the money right now 😭
In a groupchat im in, one of my friends explains why he gets random boners
I will never even consider getting Liberty Mutual insurance because of their commercials from Hell
I wrote this convo as a copypasta for how large shreks d*** would be
Infinite cum but I put it through Google translate again
I made a program that prints the word “Luigi” to a file 1000 times. This was the result.
I fear good music. So I am on musical rehab.
I LOVE the feeling of period cramps
I’m a dog
I’m not cringe
I fucking hate life!!!
i have sex a lot so this game is accurate because i have sex all the time
India cowshitting.mp4
I hate wonderwall
I walked into an Amazon Go Store
I fucking hate miraculous Ladybug
Is that a JoJo Reference?
I’m calling the police
Impostor is sus
In Response To The Navy Seal
i have 3 stds
I am financially ruined (agricultural blackberry futures)
I’m gonna start being offended by everything now because clearly NOT being offended by EVERYTHING is considered wrong by society………….
I’m straight with a penis fetish
I took part in the Rwandan genocide and am technically a war criminal
I’m🤡 a cummy 🍆bear🐻
Is my way of thinking wrong???? Cause last time I checked there is acually no right or wrong in life.
I don’t usually comment on these types of things, but…
I’m not gay but does anyone have a fantasy like this?
Im sorry
I am never nice to people regardless of who they are because I hate humans and feel noone deserves to feel good for what? Just being alive?
I dont fell so goos
I just took an IQ test
I want to buy a bike
I want 👏🍆 to 💦 fuck 🖕 the 💪🅱 animal crossing dog 🐽
If you start your comment/post with “I’m so and so”, “I’m a this and that”, I immediately hate you
I made this up randomly and kept getting removed on r/AITA
I met Elijah Wood. I told him I enjoyed him in Free Willy and he politely told me he was not in it but he enjoyed that movie too.
If you were the last person on earth
I hate BRITISH “PEOPLE” 🇬🇧
I fuckin