😤🎩 Sir, I must inform you that I do not possess a copy of this ‘UNO’ you speak of, so kindly remove yourself from my presence.
🤨📜 By Jove! Every gentleman and lady in this township possesses UNO, you absolute buffoon! It was freely included with that newfangled contraption, the Xbox.
😔🕰️ Alas, I did not receive such a thing. Verily, I own the most ancient Xbox known to mankind.
😒🎩 Rubbish! I acquired mine on the very first day of its release, you uncultured swine.
🙄📚 Well, mine was devoid of it.
😡🎩 YOU MOST CERTAINLY HAVE UNO, YOU ABSOLUTE CAD!
😠📘 I assure you, I do not have it, you insufferable cur!
🗣️📜 YOU MOST DEFINITELY POSSESS UNOOOOOOO!
🤬📖 I PROCLAIM LOUDLY, I DO NOT HAVE THIS UNO YOU SPEAK OF!
🕹️🎩 Venture to the local arcade, good sir, and you shall find it available for free download! It’s but a simple card game, they shan’t even request a penny for it.
📚🤔 I do not possess TWO, nor THREE, FOUR, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN, or ELEVEN!
😡🎩 You are bereft of knowledge! It’s UNO, and it doesn’t cost a farthing!
😤📜 I simply DO NOT possess this UNOOO.