Film Theory – Dr. Strange’s Multiverse and how it proves that you get no bitches

Hello internet, and welcome to Flim Theory. Last time, we discussed on weather or not Dr. Strange’s multiverse could be real, and I think I finally have an answer. Using Steven Hawking’s multiverse theory, I determined that there are 14,000,605 multiverses. But there is one problem, out for there 14,000,605 multiverses, there is not a single one where you get some bitches. This is a quite rare phenomenon. This lack of bitch-getting is so rare that even Dream had better odds at speedrunning Minecraft, and he fucking cheated! Now, you may be asking yourself: “Why?” “Why do I not get no bitches?” But I think the better question is “Who?” As in “Who the fuck asked?” You see, nobody asked for your opinion. And by you giving it anyways tells us you want attention. A very common symptom of fatherless children. Funnily enough, there also isn’t a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk.


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