Hello internet, and welcome to Flim Theory. Last time, we discussed on weather or not Dr. Strange’s multiverse could be real, and I think I finally have an answer. Using Steven Hawking’s multiverse theory, I determined that there are 14,000,605 multiverses. But there is one problem, out for there 14,000,605 multiverses, there is not a single one where you get some bitches. This is a quite rare phenomenon. This lack of bitch-getting is so rare that even Dream had better odds at speedrunning Minecraft, and he fucking cheated! Now, you may be asking yourself: “Why?” “Why do I not get no bitches?” But I think the better question is “Who?” As in “Who the fuck asked?” You see, nobody asked for your opinion. And by you giving it anyways tells us you want attention. A very common symptom of fatherless children. Funnily enough, there also isn’t a single multiverse where your dad comes back with the milk.