Found on r/teenager , lost my girl to a fuckboi because I didn’t like sucking farts

I had a ten outta ten but she was kinky so one day I’m beating her meat and she was like “hol up a minute, I gotta fart” so I’m all like do your shit but if it stank u a ho and she B like suck my fart outta my ass then!?!??!??!???????!???!? I’m all like hell na when the ass eatin man himself DON FUCKING PERIGNONI FROM TV SHOWS UP WITH NOTHING BUT A STRAW AND INSERTS IT INTO HER ASS?!??!??!??? Now she broke up with me and I’m a single Pringle that no one wants to fingle )-=

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