FUCK POPTARTS

I FUCKING HATE POPTARTS SO MUCH THEYRE THE NASTIEST SHIT EVER I FUCKING HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THEM THEY MAKE ME PHYSICALLY SICK EVERY SINGLE FLAVOUR IS BALLS ASS AND DICKS THEYRE SO FUCKING NASTY I GET NASUEOUS AT THE THOUGHT OF ONE THEYRE THE WORST POSSIBLE PASTRY YOU COULD EVER BUY AND I HOPE WHOEVER CAME UP WITH THAT AWFUL TERRIBLE NASTY GROSS IDEA DIES A HORRIBLE SLOW PAINFUL DEATH AND ON THE LAST DAY OF THEIR LIFE THEIR FINGERS ARE PERPETUALLY STICKY THEIR PILLOWS WARM THEIR CHARGER ONLY CHARGES AT A SPECIFIC ANGLE AND THEY BREAK THE TOP OF THE MILK CARTON MAKING IT PHYSICALLY UNDRINKABLE. THEY ARE THE SCUM OF THE EARTH AND SO ARE POPTARTS AND POPTARTS DESERVE TO GO DOWN WITH THEM I WANT TO BURN THEM ALL TO THE GROUND AND STOMP ON THE REMAINS UNTIL THERES NOTHING LEFT BUT BLACK DUST. I FUCKING HATE POPTARTS YOU MAKE ME SICK YOU FUCKING GROSS NASTY VILE UGLY LITTLE WANNABE DESSERTS YOU ARE AWFUL AND I HATE YOU.


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