I am not a pedo

Whilst she is 8 years old hear me out on this one. She identifies as a dog, her pronouns are bark/bark she litrelly walks on all fours I put her on a leash and walk her because that’s what she identifies as. As we know dogs age differently to humans they have a different life span a dog who is 20 is a grandma or a grandpa and they mature way quickly than humans. That means she doesn’t have to be 18 for me to smash. And just so you know she is a dog so arrest me for zooiphila not pedophilia.

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