TITANFALL 2 IS ONE OF THE GREATEST GAMES OF ALL TIME! YOU CAN HOP IN A MECH SUIT, PHASE OUT OF REALITY, GRAPPLE, TIME TRAVEL, DO A BUNCH OF OTHER SHIT. IT HAS A REALLY COMPLEX AND INTERESTING STORYLINE. THE PLOT FOLLOWS A MAN MAMED JACK COOPER WHO IS GIVEN A TITAN DUE TO ITS PILOT DYING. ALONG THE JOURNEY TO DEFEAT THE IMC, HIM AND HIS TITAN BT BOND (spoiler alert) THE GAME HAS THE SADDEST AND MOST POWERFUL ENDING EVER WITH BT SACRIFICING HIMSELF TO DESTROY THE IMCS SUPER WEAPON. BUT WHO ARE THE IMC? WELL THE IMC OR INTERSTELLAR MANUFACTURING CORPORATION ARE BAD DUDES UP TO BAD STUFF! AND ITS UP TO THE MILITIA TO STOP THEM AND THE APEX PREDATORS! THE APEX PREDATORS ILL ADMIT ARE PRETTY FORGETTABLE, BUT SOME OF MY FAVORITES ARE SLONE AND ASH.
I FUCKING LOVE ASH, SHE HAS A TITAN WITH A GIANT SWORD SHE CAN USE TO TELEPORT, and.. SHE KINDA HOT. AND I MEAN HOT LIKE I WILLINGLY WANT TO FUCK A ROBOT, I WANT TO SHOVE MY DICK INSIDE OF ASH, GET IT ALL CUT UP BY HER MACHINE PARTS! HER SWORD FEET SMELL SO AWFUL, I WANT HER TO STEP ON ME AS I SUCK HER SWORD FEET. I WANT TO SQUEEZE AND SUCK HER GIANT METAL MILKERS. MY FAVORITE THING TO DO IN HER BOSS FIGHT IS JUMP OUT OF BT AND LET HER STEP ON ME! SPEAKING OF BT, I FUCKING LOVE BT, I WANT TO LIVE AND BREATHE BT, I WANT BT TO PIN ME DOWN AND ABSOLUTELY DESTROY MY RECTUM. EVERY TIME THESE CHARACTERS COME ON SCREEN, I CANT HELP BUT MASTURBATE!
The multiplayer is eh, unfortunately it’s unplayable on console!
Overall 10/10 I WANT TO SUCK COOPERS THICC JUICY DICK!