My penis has many pros and cons
I have a very large penis. Like if Megatron was a penis. Like absolutely ginormous compared to the average male Genitalia. All the heterosexual females and homosexual males love my penis, and they all want a piece of it. It is very nice and I use it for lots of sex.
However, it is also a curse having such a large penis. You see, it is 15 inches hard, 10 inches soft. Whenever I go to use a public restroom, I have to use a stall to piss, as whenever I use a urinal, my schlong tickles the base of the urinal, and is very noticable. Everyone sees it whenever I piss at a urinal. And whenever I am erect, I am being constantly Checked out by average bystanders. Neighbors, Policemen, even my fucking mailman.
Having such a massive ding dong is a blessing, but such a curse.