Navy seal without a letter “a” by /u/Nicknam4

The fuck did you just fucking tweet involving me, you little bitch? You should know I finished top of my peers in the Boy Scouts, I’ve been involved in numerous secret missions on terrorist groups. I possess over 300 confirmed kills. I’m experienced in huge monkey fighting. I’m the top sniper in the entire US forces. You’re nothing to me but just more bull’s eyes. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which’s never been seen before on this World, listen to my fucking words. You think you could get scott free with tweeting some shit to me over the Internet? Think more, fucker. While we converse I’m telling my secret network of spies throughout the US, your IP is being found right now so you better sit tight for the storm, worm. The storm which wipes out the worthless little thing you dub your life. You’re fucking gone, kid. I could be everywhere, everytime. I could kill you in over seven hundred styles, just with my empty fingers. I’m not only extensively experienced in empty fingered fighting, but I possess connections to the entire lot of the US Secret Fighting Corps. I will use it to its full extent to wipe your sorry bum off the nose of the continent, you little shit. If only you could’ve known the unholy retribution your little “clever” comment could bring down upon you, possibly you would’ve held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, now you’re responsible for the price, you god drooling idiot. I will shit fury everywhere over you, you will drown in it. You’re fucking lifeless, kiddo.

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