what’s that mean? It means an extremely active sex life with my sick-titted wife. It means 2 children I cherish more than my own life. It means burying those disgusting urges deep down where they belong. Do I fight back the urge to throw up every time I’m making sweet sweet love to my beautiful…

you sound like a corporate boot licker. You probably applaud airport security for violating law abiding citizens rights to search your stuff for everyone’s “protection” You literally support companies screwing over paying customers with their anti piracy bloatware. Meanwhile pirates literally get a denuvo-less copy of a game. Like the thieves literally are getting a…

Well see, people like money to buy things. Sort of the whole, you know, fundamental backbone of an economy. A substantial number of people also like to see tits. Sort of the whole, you know, fundamental underpinning of sexual reproduction in complex organisms. And a subset of those people who like tits will pay for…

Folks, the bourgeois, they’re no good. Everyone is saying it. All these workers— very handsome workers, we have the biggest, the best workers— they come up to me and say Comrade Trump there is a specter haunting Europe, and you know what? They’re right. These bourgeois are very nasty people— very very rude, and very…

Folks, what we did in 1917–the Revolution we call it, with a capital R–it’s never been done before. So many big beautiful red flags, you couldn’t even–now that, folks, that’s a flag we stand up for, we don’t kneel for our terrific red flag–and you couldn’t even see the Winter Palace. You know the Mensheviks,…

We’re bringing back bread, folks! And not just bread, but peace too–and you know, the Left-SRs, they’re very nasty to me about Brest-Litovsk, they say I make bad deals with the Germans, even though nobody does treaties better than me, and the Germans are tough, but when they deal with me they know my reputation,…