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You severely damaged losers are literally the Bronies of /b/

Every time I see a trap thread, I just shake my head and laugh. You severely damaged losers are literally the Bronies of /b/. You know, that sub-group of 4chan kids who obsess over the preschool girl show My Little Pony? You probably don’t know since all of you pathetic losers are far too busy…

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Sorry Girl….. Love you. Ignorance is bliss tho , and contagious. Sooooooooo John Doe or Ginger lol. or what ever. I was not offended. Im African, I smoke weed….. I was asking do you have some… I need some Homie..lol, lighten up. But on the other hand…… they have this thing in The MOB….called Gang…

An oldie but a goodie – Stallman.TXT

I’d Just Like To Interject For A Moment. What you’re referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell…

Perilous thoughts actually, but hear me out.

Oldie but goodie: Perilous thoughts actually, but hear me out. I can not be in a relationship with you. My expectations and my desires differ from yours in ways which, while not condemning or reflective, in a negative sense, upon your personality, are significant enough to merit some serious consideration. You are determined to see…

Wisconsin Navy Seal pasta [OC]

What dah fuck did ya just fuckin say about me, ya little shit? Ill have ya knowh, I’ve takin first in my fantasy football league, and been in on numerous secret raids on da flatlands, and I drink over 300 Spotted Cows. . I am trained in badger warfare and Im da top deer hunter…