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[OC] Here’s a lovely message for those who think I won’t amount to anything

Here’s a lovely message for all those who think I won’t amount to anything or those who think b/c I’ve failed some classes in the past I’ll continue to fail. Calculus, 5 lessons in – 98%, Psych 101, 3 quizzes down, 82%, Geology 100 2 quizzes down, 98% and Intro to American Musical Theatre (it’s…

Ultimate neckbeard. This was just found in askreddit, it’s serious

How will humanity end?By killing ourselves. Humans are parasites and the Earth is the organism that we’ve attacked (metaphorically of course). And instead of focusing our technology and time on developing some form of colony on other planets, we focus our time on preventing people from having equal rights, developing the new iPhone and talking…

Wow! Tell me more about these “tweets” thingys!

I’m seriously, like blown away, brah! Are you really Mark Zuckerberg or something? You seem really, really smart. Like You must have an IQ of one million, am I right? You know what: don’t answer that. I don’t want to waste any of your valuable time. You are probably working on a cure for cancer…

Summer of 1999

In the summer of 1999, I moved from Colorado to Seattle I had initially planned on getting a job with Microsoft, but that got pushed off until the release of Windows 2000, which wouldn’t happen until the spring of 2000, so I had to scramble for a way to make money and pay my rent.…

News flash douchebag.

Damn dude, reading your comments make me realize how much of a douche you must be. You probably work a steady office job, maybe $30-40K a year. You have a small penis and therefore spend lots of time at the gym to compensate for your lack of dick. Because you work so hard to keep…

I won’t even care that I deleted you

Nearly 11 years ago, when I was arrested, people I thought were my friends turned their backs on me. Almost 7 years ago when I was married, it happened again. 6 years ago when I enlisted a 2nd time, same thing. And again, when I went to the war. When I got divorced, I saw…