I walk into the Dispo.
“Hello sir what brings you into Blaze Smoke Roll Weed Cannabis Leaf?”
I look at the worker. “I’m just looking around today.”
The worker leaves me alone.
I walk around the dispensary, reminiscent of an apple store. There it is. The purple monkey.
I purchase an oil cartridge of purple monkey and leave the store. The drive home was full of anticipation.
I take a hit from my weed vape. Wow… Really intricate notes. A flavour profile consisting of grape, artificial grape. Just like grape cough syrup. The lean zaza oil cart.
As I begin my path to enlightenment, I start to feel hot and heavy. I lay down on my couch and begin to fumble with my waistband. Sounds of someone struggling with my front doorknob cause me to suddenly stop.
I sit up, and the door opens. There he is. The purple monkey. Bonzi joined me at the perfect time.