If you’re reading this, you must be one of the most sophisticated people on the internet. Congratulations!
This website’s goal is to provide an easily searchable, well categorized database of copypastas written from the dawn of the internet until today.
This is no easy task, and will likely take months to complete. We have decided to write a roadmap of our goals and progress, to keep our enlightened and highly-regarded readers updated. Here is the project’s roadmap for the coming months:
- Finish archiving more than 400k copypastas from across the internet (currently around 350k added).
- New: Create a user profile login system.
- New: Create a YouTube shitpost live stream and live chat which will be embedded into the website.
- New: Delete fully inactive copypastas to streamline the website and reduce number of “similar” pastas – feedback on this is welcome.
Remove all duplicate and spam copypastas.Completed: 26/07/2023 (similar but not identical copypastas will remain)Add a report feature for spam and “highly offensive” copypastas. Completed: 13/06/2023Add a relevant “related copypastas” section to each copypasta.Completed: 10/06/2023Add a rating system where users can upvote or downvote each copypasta.Completed: 20/08/2023Add a popularity system where users can view which posts are trending. Completed: 25/07/2023Add a “random copypasta” feature.Completed: 08/06/2023Categorize all copypastas into distinct categories (there will be an automated system which detects common “themes”).Deprecated
The comments section for this page will remain open for feedback and to encourage open discussion.
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Thank you for making this website. I’d like to report that the random copypasta button just takes you to the front page now. My daily pasta is ruined 🙁
Thank you for reporting the bug. fixed now 🙂
This is to all the brave dreamers out there and to those who have stumbled over. Each and every one of you have experienced so much on your way to this point in life and the fact that you’re still here is definitely nothing to make slight of. So come sit by the fire and listen with me as the night shrouds the summer skies and the moon coyly invites the gazing stars to join us. Won’t you share your story with them on this fine night? After all, they’ve always been anxiously watching your tale unfold… just as i have, my sweet little Fighting Dreamers
Elon Musk / Zuckerberg poop copy pasta: https://www.reddit.com/r/nottheonion/comments/14h3xii/comment/jp91lvf/
How about a tagging system similar to boorus ? It would help tag copypastas
Ok so I’m not gay but I’m Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boipussy slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I’m a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I’m a pathetic skinny little boipussy twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boipussy with his massive thicc German cock and then he goes all in. Fucking me with a force I’ve never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure. He cums deep into my sissy swede guts, breeding my booty hole then he cuddles me with his strong masculine German arms until I fall asleep on his chest. Any other straight guys have similar fantasies? it remind me of this
This website wants for a backend API so I can access posts and shitpost with a bot.
Web scraping sucks.
We don’t have any plans to add a backend API at the moment.
Upon further consideration, we have decided to add a backend API. We will begin development this month, but it is likely the development of the API may take at least a month.
This is a troll imposter – we still have no plans to add a backend API – fuck you!