Terminal erectile dysfunction

***^(So you know when you have terminal erectile dysfunction and you have to bend your penis at a 90-degree angle to make sure you dont piss up your asshole thereby inverting your digestive system halfway through so your small intestine absorbs the urea and your bloodsystem becomes predominantly alkaline which destabilizes your deoxyribose nucleic acid and you become a dinosaur from our imagination?)***

Yeah? Yeah? probably shouldn’t have stuck your dick in that then, Glenn Quagmiremilyaeliamurtonigga. UwU

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