The man at target

I feel bad for the dude in this picture.

Imagine you’re in target with your family
buying a doll for your daughter
and you smell something funky.
You’re not sure where it’s coming from, but then you hear someone breathing very loudly from their mouth.

You look behind you, and see a fat sweaty smelly 20 something year old sporting an unshaved neckbeard, wearing a fedora and a silk screen shirt.
He’s holding a smart phone covered in Rick And Morty stickers, you realise that he just took a photo of you and your family.
he opens his mouth to reveal foul yellow teeth and he bellows out the words

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