Vader’s demise

As Vader is force choking someone, the guy manages to thrash around and hits a few random buttons on Lord Vader’s suit. All of sudden, disco music starts spewing out of Vader’s mouth speaker, wiper blades are oscillating like crazy over his eyes, and a car alarm won’t shut off. Vader fumbles around one handed because he’s still choking out the guy with his other hand and finally gets everything shut down, but it takes a few minutes. Later that evening, Vader is walking around the Death Star, head bopping to Disco Inferno, when his suit’s low battery alert starts flashing. He fumbles around trying to remember which pocket he put his charging cable in. He finds it, but can’t get the cable oriented into the USB port the right way before his suit battery dies and his respirator stops.

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