Vandalism on a high school’s Wikipedia article (circa 2007)

**Notable Alumni**

Miss Japster, a stupid bitch english teacher who claims to be 28. And who has AIDS and spreads it by spitting on peoples food. Some suggest the bitch is bitter and angry because of her AIDS. She is known for talking down to people and talking really slow like you can’t understand shit. She holds herself at very high standards even though she’s a pissaint nobody english teacher. She was arrested 10 times for rapeing animals at the near-by zoo which could explain her AIDS. If the bitch ever gets angry at you she will pick up the phone in the schools classroom and call your parents or another teacher she’ll then give away privet and sometimes embressing information out infront of everyone. One day the stupid bitch will be mistaken as a cow and will be sold for hamburger meat.

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