Vaporeon IS NOT THE MOST FUCKABLE POKEMON

Did you know that Regirock’s body is made up of random rocks that it found? So technically speaking, it could have the thiccest ass in the entire pokemon universe if it wishes to do so. Hell, why stop there? Regirock could have the greatest and largest feet known to man. We could have an architect create the most beautiful sculpture in history and have an artist paint over it with human colors, and then have Regirock take its body as its own. Out with the Lopunnys, Gardevoirs, Vaporions, and Tsareenas! REGIROCK COULD BECOME A LIVING CATGIRL IF IT WISHES, AND IS BY FAR THE MOST FUCKABLE POKEMON WHEN MADE OF SOAPSTONE AND RUBBER!

\-source: me


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