Vapoweon

Hey guys~ did chu knyow that owo in tewms of uwu mawe human and femawe pokémon bweeding~ vapoweon is teh most compatibwe pokémon fur humans uwu? nyot onwy awe dey owo in teh fiewd egg gwoup~ which is mostwy compwised of uwu mammaws~ vapoweon awe an avewage of uwu 3”03’ taww and 63.9 pounds~ dis means they’we wawge enyough uwu to be abwe handwe human dicks~ and wif theiw impwessive base stats fur hp and access uwu to acid awmow~ chu can be wough wif one. Due uwu to theiw mostwy watew based biowogy~ thewe’s nyo doubt owo in my mind that an awoused vapoweon wouwd be incwedibwy wet~ so wet that chu couwd easiwy yiff one fur houws without getting sowe. Dey can awso weawn teh moves attwact~ baby-doww eyes~ captivate~ chawm~ and taiw whip~ awong wif nyot having fuw uwu to hide nyippwes~ so it’d be incwedibwy easy fur one uwu to get chu owo in teh mood. Wif theiw abiwities watew absowb and hydwation~ dey can easiwy wecovew fwom fatigue wif enyough watew. Nyo othew pokémon comes cwose uwu to dis wevew of uwu compatibiwity. Awso~ fun fact~ if chu puww out uwu enyough~ chu can make ur vapoweon tuwn white. Vapoweon is witewawwy buiwt fur human dick. Ungodwy defense stat+high hp poow+acid awmow means it can take cock aww day~ aww shapes and sizes and stiww come fur mowe


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