Viagra drug deal

True story. Holy shit, I wish it wasn’t. So my mom called me and asked if I wanted to go to on a trip with her, so I said sure, why not. We ended up in the parking lot to Legoland, and we waited. I asked whats going down, and she tells me that we’re waiting for someone.

So it’s a drug deal, then.

I guess she brought me along because she assumes I have experience with it, not sure, but I just roll with it. Anyway, the guy shows up, and she gives him money and she gets a paper bag, which she tosses at me. I hear a clink, and reach into the bag as she apparently doesn’t pay attention.

I start to say something to her because it’s pills, and I’m thinking to myself ‘Goddamn is my mom a fucking pill head?’ But something catches my eyes. It’s straight up Viagra. You see, her boyfriend is from California, and he was flying in, and didn’t renew his prescription, and couldn’t just transfer it or by something similar OTC.

Anyway TL:DR- I was a part of a illegal boner pill deal in front of Legoland with my mother.


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