Villager has an announcement to make

Tom nook is a bitch ass motherfucker he pissed on my hopes and dreams and said my debt was thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiis big. And I said that’s disgusting. So I’m making a callout post on my Tom Nook, you have a small bank. It’s the size of this wallnut except way smaller and here’s what my bank looks like. Pwooooomf. That’s right baby, no bills, no pillows. Look at that it looks like an island and a house. So guess what he gave me debt so now I’m going to bill the earth. This is what you get. My super laser piss! Except I’m not going to piss on the earth. I’m gonna go higher! I’m pissing on the moon! How do you like that Obama, I pissed on the moon you idiot! You have 24 hours before the debt hits the fucking Earth, now get out of my sight before I piss on you too!

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