Virgins for life

Honestly, the fact that most people who play fortnite don’t have normal lives or careers and probably don’t have time to meet a normal partner in their natural habitat I would agree with the kid that you and just about everyone else (including a loser named ninja) are all probably virgins or at least you would rather screw your game then an actual person. Welcome to 2018 where people take video games way too seriously and actually call themselves “professional gamers”. Haha I’m sorry but just because someone can perfect button patterns and timing doesn’t make you a professional gamer. It makes you a professional loser and not just a virgin of sex but a virgin of life


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