Viva la Gamer

I used to roll the dice

Feel my dick in my enemy’s ass

Listen as the crowd would sing:

“Now the old king is dead! LOL!”

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One minute I held my nuts

Next my balls were closed on me

And I discovered Sans

Upon pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt and pillars of salt

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I hear Jackie Chan singing

Omae wamu shinderu!

Beat my meat

My sooooooooooooooooooos

For some reason I can’t explain

Why we live in a society

Where gamers don’t rule the world


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