Voldemort’s announcement

I’ve come to make an announcement. Harry Potter’s a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking horcrux. That’s right, he took his Griffindor fucking wizard dick out and he pissed on my fucking horcrux and he said his dick was “𝕋 ℍ 𝕀 𝕊 𝔹 𝕀 𝔾” and I said that’s disgusting. So, I’m making a call out post on my twitter dot com. Harry Potter, you’ve got a small dick. It’s the size of this Knut except way smaller. And guess what! Here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right baby, all points, no scars, no pillows. Look at that, it looks like two snitches and an elder wand. He fucked my horcrux so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Ministry. That’s right, this is what you get, my super wizard piss! Except I’m not gonna piss on Ministry, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on HOGWARTS! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, FUDGE!? I PISSED ON THE SCHOOL YOU I D I O T ! You have 23 hours before the piss d𝓇𝓇𝓇𝓇𝓇𝓇oplets hit the fucking Ministry. Now, get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!

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