Vore me, garfield

Lasage. I am name Garfeld and I love lasaga. Everyday my sex slave John make a me a spicy lasagnr owo. Rawr XDD

I believe laxgana is my one true love c2c2c2 I get out of my (very crusty bed uwu) bed and groan “i hate mounday,s uggh” As long as I hab me lasagna, I am okey AA”.

You see: lashaba is what keeps me from killing myself.

I habe always been a cat with le cribbling debression.

Ever since my dad nut in my mom I been depress ono. I alwayjump down the stairs, but it doesn’t nut workn’t.

I alway eat johns pills to overdose, but they always turn out to just be pills for erectile dysfunction and! has massive boner for days. owe (When that happen Ijust give my lasaha some luving if you know what! meannA)

I call for God but there is no answer. Butt l found lashakaga II! as Lesegne has saved me. i forever tank lasaja!„11„1.11

I walk go to le kitchen where I pass John watch Paul blart mall cope. John is covered in blanket. I see top of his right arm shaking aggressively…. I wonder C Cu.?

I am le ANGERY,Fai

“JOHN WOT THE FUCKING FMK ARE YOU DOING (0W0) I NEEDE A LASIGNA. IF U NO GET AM ME A UH ALASGAGNA, I WILL EAT U ASS!!!! JJOHN PLS, IM SO SICK OF U „ DONT MEK ME MAD I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS ON AL-QAEDA… WH ER THE GOTDAMN BASAGNA, PUNK ASS BIRCH t Li tu liccacccc”

Grrrrrrunt John scremed at me and say he gunna buy some from Walmart since he CANT MAKE ME LAlsanha THIS TIME. reeeEeeEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEnininnin

Finally John cum back w my lasaga. I prefer when he make it himself, tho.

While he gon I eat his pills again and now i am sure my bONEr can cut diamonds.

I keep trying to overdose but idk if u cu overdose on erectile dysfunction pills.

I cum Out of John room from busting a mighty fat nut to a frame pictur of his mom,

I follow John into le kechen while he heat up my bagansa. I like to luuk at John from le fluor. He kinda like thicc u kno OwwO

I am so horngry for that lasage in the oven

I stare at it. Der sumting about it

It feels like i ate johns erectile dysfuncion pills again oof

I pull that SECCKSY lasaga out of the oven and take it to my bed.

Time to get my dicc wett.


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