I’m 35 and have been welding since 1953. I started out with a rig that had to be cranked by two mules. I’m so good that I could weld the titanic back together and float it back up. I can fill any size gap you can think of, even your brother in-laws plumbers crack. I was in a welding competition with the best welder in the world and when he saw my welds he fell over dead from the beauty. I can stack dimes, nickels, quarters and even 50 cent pieces. I once showed a picture of one of my crappiest welds to your mom and she immediately got pregnant. I’ve forgotten more about welding than any other welder knows.