*Begins in a dimly lit alleyway, with flickering streetlights casting eerie shadows. The sussy imposter, clad in a colorful jumpsuit, stands at one end, while the skibidi fanum tax rizzler, wearing an eccentric costume, takes his stance at the other end. Tension crackles in the air as they prepare for battle.* Sussy Imposter: [With a…

My 3 month old wouldn’t stop crying so i shoved the milk bottle down his throat until he started gasping for air. Eventually he passed out and woke up in a deserted area with 6 cartel members behind him. When he saw the liveleak icon he went “Mother, i sincerely apologize for my behaviour. I…

So today I was at school and the teacher was talking about loving our dads (it was F*ther’s Day… ew…) and suddenly I yelled “I’M A PROUD ANTINATALIST CBATER!” and started raping the teacher! As she tried to escape my friend farted in her mouth and later we made her tell people how much she…

dude I fucking hate when I huoerfixate this hard, I can’t even focus anymore, it’s just that stupid fuckung south park game, trying to work in class for once in your stupid life? Mysterion. Trying to talk to a friend but they send a question mark? Mysterion. Someone mentions a park? South park. Someone mentions…

Seriously Cam if I was a 17 year old smoking hot female high school graduate who lived in the US instead of a 49 year old Male Diesel Mechanic from Australia then I would invite you to go to my prom with me and yes we would make love in my Dads pickup afterwards. (State…

Found in TIFU I (M29) have been with my girlfriend (F27) for four years, living together for two. We have a pretty good sex life, but there are some things I want that she doesn’t. Since this is an alt account I’ll just say it: sometimes I like being pegged. I told her this exactly…