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>Look, fuck you, fuck the plane you flew in on, fuck dem shoes, fuck those socks with the bell on it, fuck yo gay ass fairy faggot accent, fuck them cheap ass cigars, fuck yo yuck mouth teeth, fuck yo hairpiece, fuck yo chocolate; fuck Guy Ritchie, fuck Prince William, fuck the Queen. This is…

Meme Scientist CopyPasta

I’m not sure if you’re trolling or just have no idea who I am, but I’m going to give you the benefit of the doubt.In addition to almost 7 years as a confessed meme addict, I have moderated the largest meme forum on the Internet (at over 2 million subscribers) for over a year. You…

“You can’t go wrong with right”

Sauce: [/b/](http://i.imgur.com/AmyryXF.png) (>>507742587) >Rice, can’t go wrong with rice. Make sure it’s the white kind, though. I gave an Asian brown rice and lost both my hands. Now I have to type with my nipples. It’s not so bad though, it’s actually a great upper-body exercise. My dad always said “if you can’t type with…

top comment in r/atheism

This EXACT same organization was at ASU about 2 years ago. They had all of these displays up, and a spokesman with a microphone. The spokesman was fielding the crowd with straw-man questions so he could easily knock down the answers. I approached him and asked to speak. And he let me. So asked him…

I hate all of you

I don’t care what colour you are. I don’t care where you’re from. I don’t care what you do for a living. I don’t care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you’ve fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing,…