1 Star Review

Day 3 in the hospital, still getting my stomach pumped from the man made hellhole I ate at a few days ago. Here is how the shit show started. I was just the slightest bit buzzed after getting kicked out of a bar and told to fuck off and never comeback. I was looking for a place to eat and this was the only nearby place that was open. I walk up to the entrance of the place and there is a homeless man out front sleeping. i walk in and go to the counter and order. 1 small pizza, an order of fries and a Large drink. They said that the total would be $22 but I would have to wait after they make the food so I could pay for It. I told the cashier why not just pay it now? and he said go find your Nigerian ass a seat. I wasn’t even black but It was still pretty racist. I left the counter and into the bathroom because I really had to go. When I walked in i was so tempted to take the knife out of my pocket and drive it through my fucking skull. There was a man on the floor naked, bathing in his own fountain of piss. there was about 17 guys smoking weed in there. plus a guy snorting crack off the toilet seat that looks to be not cleaned in years. There was a pool of blood on the floor and the source of it was from another man who got dragged under the second stall. After this sight I went out back and pissed on the dumpster. About 90 minutes layer is When I got my food. There was a woman who looked about 25 who wasn’t on drugs said, “Alright that’ll be $162. In the fucking name of Jesus assassination on the fucking cross did it come to this much? Okay i was super hungry and did not want to ask any more questions. So I paid for the over priced meal and sat down on the floor. I opened my pizza box It was burnt to an absolute fucking crisp. I took out a slice bit into it and it tasted like sticking your tongue on used fire wood. I Picked up the pizza and threw it at the window. It completely shattered the window and sliced through a car door to I hope was not someones important car. I took a load of french fires and stuck it in my mouth. it tasted like rats ass. I coughed it out as well as some blood. I felt the pizza bit dig into my throat and I fell unconscious. i could see the fucking light god greeted me at the front door but he knew that I was too early so he round housed kicked my ass to the current hell I live in called earth. I was transported to the hospital not long after that shitty experience. I looked at my phone and found out that those fuckers charged me 5 times witch equaled $810. I was able to talk to my bank agent and we got 200 dollars back and there still working on the rest. I had to go through more hell at the hospital than at that place. If I never quit from the air force I would have bombed the whole area. \*WARNING\* If you want to fucking live do not eat here. You will fucking die.


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