*(inhales)* Popcap, I AM HERE TO *FORMALLY* INQUIRE YOU that I am here to *FLAGELLAETLY* BEAT Crazy Dave to death, WITH A GOLF CLUB. And there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME. ABSOLUTELY NOTHING YOU CAN DO. *(inhales)* YOU CAN TRY TO STOP ME BUT ITS FUTILE. HIS DEATH WILL BE IN MY HANDS, I CAN ASSURE IT- I just died, okay…. *(inhales)* NOTHING CAN STOP ME, *CLUBBING* , ABSOLUTELY *CLUBBING* CRAZY DAVE TO DEATH, BY MY OWN HANDS! WITH A GOLF CLUB. *(laughs manically)* Nothing you can do, CAN STOP ME POPCAP. IF THEY CALL THE POLICE- YOU CAN GET THE AUTHORITIES INVOLVED- BUT NOTHING WILL EVER STOP ME *PUMMELING* THIS DIGITAL CHARACTER INTO THE GROUND. His blood will be on MY HANDS, Popcap. NOTHING can stop me. Do you UNDERSTAND, you CRETINS?! *(inhales)* *(laughs like a mentally deranged madman)* *NOTHING* CAN STOP ME! *(continues said deranged laughing)* …I will LITERALLY STRANGLE CRAZY DAVE, WITH–WITH THE KNOCKOFF CHINESE EARBUDS. I will WRAP the earbuds around his neck and STRANGLE HIM. Like Agent 47, I’ll STRANGLE HIM, with these Chinese earbuds. … *It’s like a- it’s from Hitman- it’s like- he can like, strangle people with like… headphones… in this one level.*