AROOOOOOGA!

A girl…. AND a GAMER? WHOA MAMA! HUMMINA HUMMINA HUMMINA! BAZOOOOOOOOOING! *eyes pop out of head* AROOOOOOOOOOOOGA! *jaw drops, tongue rolls out* WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF *tongue bursts out of the mouth uncontrollably, licking face and everything in reach* WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr *punches self in face with boxing glove five times* BRRUUUUUUHHHHHHH *pulls on train whistle that has appeared beside head as steam blows out* ARF ARF ARF ARF *eyes go out of head like paddleballs* BOIOIOIOIOIIIING *wolf whistle,* *tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart* Aaaah ME LAADY…. *rubs ass on ground like dog* HAHT MAMA *eyes turn into slot machine slots* GADZOOKS *tapdancing sounds as running in a circle* YIPPEEEEEE *pants like dog* AAAAEEEUEUUURRHRGGGHHH *heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt* BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM BA-BUM *slams fists on table* AOOOOOOOOOOO *bashes head with hammer* OOOOOOOOOOH I’M DYYYYYYYIIN’ *slams chair on table* BONK BONK BONK BONK BONK *klaxon horn sound* NOW THAT’S A DAME *fireworks shoot from top of head* OHH BABY *sniffs air loudly, nostrils become comically large* HONKA HONKA HONKA HONKA *boing sound as body is straightened out, floating in air* WOOOOOHOOOOOOO


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