average edge lord backstory

lord edgeo (edge lord emo) he was born on planet suda (sad) his parents were enjoying life until the mom accidently had a baby, she didnt relize before it was too late (she couldnt do abortion) and i was born his parents left him in the dumpster the mom and dad knew that it wouldnt kill lord edgeo because epressio (depression) race are stronger in every way than humans edgeo was found by a insta space gramer and took a selfie with lord edgeo, lord edgeo cringed so much that he killed the insta space gramer so he was sent to suda max prison jail and he was bullyed by everyone there when he was 10 he than escaped the jail by beating himself up and pretending to be dead he than crawled to the place where he was born to be healed but he saw that his mom and dad dying from accidently clicking on a link which showed something sus lord edgeo cried he than went on a rampage destroying half of planet suda and 69% of the army… and the king but the law states of you kill the king you become the king so he became the king but everyone hated the new king lord edgeo so they revolted and this is the day that suda fell apart, everyone relize that the law didnt effect them anymore so wars started and crimes went from .69420% to 69% to 420% in 10 years there were only 10% left of epressio lord edgo went and escaped to a random planet to cry himself to sleep, he later than slept for 69 years to only be awoken…


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