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**Jeremy:** Today on Bottom Gear:

I drive a silent electric car

Hammond uses a fockin’ toilet

And James commits arson

\*Warning. Show budget does not exceed 23 yen\*

**Jeremy:** Good evening ladies and gents today our sponsors are MSI colgate, b450 check them out. Promocode revving my wife tonoight.

Today we will be reviewing one of a kin vehicle that has about 2.3 GHz revving engine sound, goes up to idk 88 mm per every time I find a proper job in today’s economy.

Helo mate we going to ASDA, you want anything

**Stig:** \*Muffled\* Hello i am stug i go quikk noom

**James:** Oy love, you posh dickhead oy ‘ave cum bak gimme a siggy innit cheesed off bloke daft frucker bollocks fish and chips,bloody, bloody arse

**Jeremy:** Hammon you tiny man, where is the Lambo Chevy?

**Richard:** Gon ei crashed it into James car mate

**Jeremy:** Hammond you sodding tic tac this was my lamborghini

CALL 999, ME FUCKING CAR IS BEANING ON FIRE MATE

Ham ond i have cräck addiction i am die

**Richard:** Jeremy I have to write divorce papers today I don’t know what to do next, please help me I cant go o-

**Jeremy:** We do not hav petroleum hmalet

Tody on medium gear, wat happens when taste exhoost fume

K, Ill have a whiff

Ery nice

**Richard:** No Jeremia, car gas bad for helf.

**Jeremy:** Shut mouth Hammock

**James:** cock

**Richard:** Shut up jams

th Esped is a lot.

weed

car

feet

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