People watching a movie where characters are killed, mamed, eaten, etc:
*crickets*
People when the dog in the movie gets caught in a bear trap:
“NOOOOO NOT THE DOGGO
NOT THE WHOOFER
NOT THE BORKIN BOOFER!!!
SAVE THE PUPPER
DONT HURT THE GOOD BOI
NOT THE FLUFFER
PLEASE NO NOT THE HECKIN GUD PUPPERINO”
People when the epic doggo epically escapes epic style:
“YAAAAAS OMFGGGG THE DOGGO QT PRETTY PUPPER BEST MAN’S FRIENDO MADE IT”