Let me explain to all you non-Minnesotan fuckers why “Duck, Duck, Gray Duck” is the superior game. “Duck, Duck, Gray Duck” is not only a direct translation and thus more accurate representation to the original Swedish game of “Anka Anka Grå Anka”, but offers more strategic depth than the plebeian form known as “Duck, Duck, Goose”. For example, by having an adjective to describe the “duck”, it becomes a game of psychological warfare where faking out any other players by changing the adjective (i.e. green duck, great duck, etc.) becomes a key tactic. This superior form of the game was appropriated by filthy casuals who thought the game wasn’t beginner-friendly enough, and completely eliminated any strategic depth to this traditional Scandinavian pastime.