Found in a guitar hero facebook group

Go back to 2007, you virgin; this site is dead. I’m only here to laugh at no life faggots who are gay and you are one of them. Being good at Guitar Hero is like fucking the most attractive girl at a fat camp; sure, it’s quite the prize in the environment around you, but you’re still fucking a hamplanet. I’d continue explaining this to you, but you probably only eat Cheetos and Doritos, only drink Mountain Dew, and are soon to die of a brain aneurysm due to the lack of any nutritional value in such a diet, so I’d rather not waste my time when I have a bunch of hot chicks to bang in my sports car. Play real guitar.


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