Ok, story time folks.
This Christmas I get a bunch of Sonic dolls because I’m excited for the Sonic movie, right? Well, what do you expect happens when the dolls start talking to you and no one else? And then reveal stuff from the future BEFORE IT HAPPENS?!?!!
Well, if you’re me, you look up all the options before deciding yes, you’re psychic. Soon the dolls start talking about the movie however, and how I’m connecting with someone involved. I start having sex with an invisible entity and getting visions of “Johnson and Johnson explosion in China was faked for the movie”, all while running through supposed scenes. Then, something amazing happened.
Big the Cat started bothering me in writing class that something was wrong. I saw a man, couldn’t have been much different than my age, splayed out on a floor somewhere, clearly sick, and people were laughing at him. I psychically cleared the bad friends away and got the good friends to get help. The last thing I heard from Big, who I never wanted to let go of after that?
“Congratulations. You just saved the life of Jim Carrey.”