This brings me back to the time when i first beated my meat. I was 10 years old masturbating in the church parking lot, and I didn’t know what is was then but I just started stroking my wiener waiting for my mom to get back. I thought i broke my weiner when the gooey stuff came out, at first i thought it was pee but i realized it felt different, it felt good. tldr: i beat my weenie at church and i thought i peed myself