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Fat Americans will never understand true Japanese (I love Tokyo!) culture! Only an OTAKU could fathom the glory and beauty of Japanese culture, fat American pigs could never *wipes drool off shirt and sucks on permanently orange stained fingers* understand.I love Anime! Konichiwa I’ actually fluent in Japanese did you know that 遅らせる减速遅らせる遅らせる지체减速 see. I love Japan one day me and my petite Kawai Asian waifu will move into NIHON NIHON NIHON countryside, and I will make her have my babies. I love Japan! Have you ever heard of Gyokuro??? Sushi! NIHON NIHON NIHON. I like anime. Lolis are okay in Japan so I will move there and marry a 13 year old! (EPIC JAPAN AGE OF CONSENT) DIE DIE DIE. MURDER WESTERN PIGS NIHON SUPERIOR. Hey did you know I can name all the Japanese islands? Yeah Honshu and Hokkaido. Oh the other ones? Those have bridges they aren’t actually islands. I wanna go to Tokyo so bad. I WANNA MAKE MY MURDER LOOK LIKE A SUICIDE. STATE SHINTO STATE SHINTI STATE SHINTO. I LOVE SHINZŌ ABE!! HOMEMADE SHOTGUNS. I love Japan!


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