MUG OH FUCK YEA I LOVE MUG, MUG IS THE BEST ROOT BEER, BEST IN THE BEER INDUSTRY, BEST IN THE SOFT DRINK INDUSTRY, BEST IN THE DRInK INDUSTRY, BEST IN THE FUCKIN ROOT INDUSTRY. IT’S BEST IN EVERY INDUSTRY! I LOVE MUG SO MUCH, YOU KNOW HOW THERES MANY MUGS INSIDE YOUR HOME?!? ITS BECAUSE OF MUG’s NAME, IT ADVERTISED THE MUGS YOU OWN AND HAVE! MUG IS GOOD MUG IS GREAT. MUG IS THE BEST. MUG SELLS THE MOST OUT OF EVERYTHING IN THE PLANET. AND THAT MEANS MORE SUPPLY NEEDED, MUG SINGLEHANDEDLY MADE ALUMINIUM, CANS, ALUMINIUM CANS, SODA CAN, CAN END, ALUMINIUM SODA CAN, ALUMINIUM CAN END, RING, ALUMINIUM RING, PULL TAB, ALUMINIUM PULL TAB, RIVET, ALUMINIUM RIVET, SMILE BEAD, ALUMINUM SMILE BEAD, NOSE CAN, ALUMINIUM NOSE CAN, TEAR LINE, TEAR STRIP INDUSTRY AND SURPLUS IT FROM ONLY MUG’S PURCHASE. MUG IS SAVIOR OF GOD AND UNIVERSE. DO YOU KNOW HOW THE UNIVERSE IS CREATED? I DO. GOD TOOK A SIP OF MUG, AND HE HAD THE BRILLIANTEST IDEA OF ALL TIME TO CREATE THE UNIVERSE, IN WHICH HE GAVE US MUG, AS HE GAVE US MUG AND WE DRANK IT IT FELT LIKE HOLYNESS, DEITINESS, GODLiNESS, IT FELT LIKE HEAVEN, THE EDGE OF THE UNIVERSE, IT FELT SUPER POWERFUL, I CAN CRUSH THE WORLD WITH IT. I CANNOT SURVIVE 1 SECOND WITH NO MUG. IF I DON’T DRINK MUG FOR 1 SECOND, YOU KNOW WHAT I GO? DEATH, I BE DEAD, I WILL BE DEAD IF I DON’T DRINK MUG. SIMPLE AS THAT. AND MUG HAS BEEN A PART OF MY FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS, EVER SINCE MY GREAT ASCENDANTS TRYING MUG, BIRTHING MY OTHER ASCENDANTS, THEM TRYING MUG AT BIRTH, AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON AND ON. MUG IS LEGENDARY, MUG IS MYTHICAL. I JUST REALLY LOVE MUG.