apparently mr johnson is part of a hip hop group called fatty spins. Recently he made a song called, get this, doin your mom. \*splash sound effect\* Doin your mom?! That’s just; insulting. I dared myself to watch the music video of that song and THIS is what happened. \*in computer\* I’m doin your mom. Yes yours! I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers. Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans. I approached her in the checkout line, and said yo baby wassup? She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs. Five minutes later she agreed to get with me So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity. I was ridin your mom \*Guptill89\* UGHHHH. After that, i had to calm myself down gradually. \*inaudible noises from nintendo 64 console\* I’ll tell you, it wasn’t a good expirience. But, hold on, it gets even better! He made a T SHIRT of the same title! Heack, i can’t even begin to imagine why that article of clothing exists. Whos gonna wanna wear that junk? You wear it, you get nothing but mad responses you’ll regret! HONK! HONK! Take that shirt off! We’re you raised in a barn full of idiots?!? We do NOT allow that repulsivness in school! I’m writing a note to your parents and sending you to the office! Get out! And eventually, this will happen. \*police\* Sir, can i talk to you for a minute?