How Hoi4 modders can take over the world

\>2021

\>Suddenly and out of the blue, KR and RF merch stores begin trading publicly, and merge with their mods legally to form Kaiserreich Inc. and Red Flood Inc.

\>KR price is higher than RF, both are still penny stocks at this point.

\>2022

\>Other big mods join in, like TNO and OWB.

\>Posts on r/WSB about these mod stocks start popping up, boosting KR and RF stocks.

\>2025

\>By now, the stocks have grown in relevance, and mid sized mods are joining in.

\>The Coop and Plaza found their own investment companies.

\>2030

\>Hoi4 has died, but the modding scene is really just beginning.

\>KR price is 20 euros by now.

\>2032

\>”The Hoi4 Boom” begins, as suddenly the mods stocks begin pumping, KR starts trading for 75 euros.

\>Mods with barely 8 members on their discord have started their own cryptocurrencies or stocks by this point.

\>The mods that havent released by 2022 wont release, instead just becoming investment companies.

\>2040

\>Coop and Plaza set their differences aside and decide to make “CoPl City” In Southern California. By this point almost every unreleased mod still around could easily release their mod in a month, but the modding scene dies here, as investment completely takes over.

\>Dramaserver and KX havent formed investments, being almost the only ones still thinking about Hoi4. They attempt to protest this, but instead get sued to shit, killing the HOI4 scene once and for all.

\>2042

\>CoPl city is finished thanks to chinese child labour and tax evasion. Coop Admins remember about Paradox and decide to buy it with pocket change.

\>Every mod lead is a billionare and every developer is a millionare.

\>2052

\>CoPl city secedes from the USA and becomes its own.

\>2054

\>Paradox is dissolved by the Coop due to failing to meet expectations at profits.

\>2077

\>The CoPl City begins a space program and manages to land on Pluto.

\>2121

\>CoPl authorizes a massive hostile takeover of world governments, leading to a world run by Hoi4 modders.


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